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Private pooool party at my hive but i pay yoou too coome
Which caste is the moost annooying in yoour oopinioon
Thinking about getting bweast weduction suwgewy! #suggestive + #nsfw technicawwy, just to be safe
ִ ࣪𖤐 If yOu are upset witH me frieNdly remiNder tHat 1. yOu're wrONg aNd 2. tHis is wHO yOu're upset witH. RecONsider. CO×̷̷͜×̷ect yOurself. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
hes so great
Ok★y enough introspection. I'm going to figure out how to m★nipul★te we★ther.
(Who does hitman jobs, Stat,)
Y☼ur ℉eelings are intense, like a st☼r☁︎.
ִ ࣪𖤐 AH... ๋࣭ ⭑
I kn(o)W by all m3anS In p3rS(o)n I'D b3 T3rrIfyIng T(o) m33T, buT Wh3h3n I DID m33T (o)n3 p3rS(o)n h3h3r3 In p3rS(o)n, Th3h3y W3r3 DIr3cTly unD3r my ch3h3ST anD ST(o)mach, c(o)ulD bar3ly S33 3m. W(o)nD3r WhahaT ThahaT p3rSp3cT fr(o)m Th3h3Ir P(O)V WaS lIk3.
ִ ࣪𖤐 OHOHOHO witNe×̷̷͜×̷ tHe badge bestOwed upON me. Very flasHy very dasHiNg. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
Wh3h3n p3(o)pl3 D(o)ubT my b3auTy, I h(o)lD up my laDy maSk.
ִ ࣪𖤐 I Have speNt tHe be×̷̷͜×̷er part Of tHe last cOuple HOurs witH a HO×̷̷͜×̷Orte×̷̷͜×̷Or up my cHute abOut my practices. ENligHteNiNg! But alsO it wOuld s×̷̷͜×̷m it Has a pOiNt, as I bOtcHed my ritual. THey caN be sO aNal! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
Mr. 305 to Alternia Been on world class tours Ain't got much for the Chittr But you know I love all of yall Remember that, daleee
>--D=I=appear=to=have=lost=some=weight=on=my=delivery=journey=likely=due=to=the=lack=of=consistent=nutritional=options=working=for=highbloods=is=truly=a=transformative=experience=I=mean=I=was=always=satisfied=with=my=weight=but=I=guess=I=could=have=losed=a=couple=of=pounds=haha=:)//<
>--D=You=are=a=most=high=blooded=individual=that=much=is=clear=allow=me=to=introduce=myself=as=someone=who=enjoys=serving=the=needs=of=those=above=him=on=the=hemospectrum=and=if=you=have=any=needs=or=desires=pass=them=by=me=and=I=will=assist=you=with=them=haha=:)//<
@aspiringPessimist "Big Ole Eyes" https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4389c5dd417eb62cb1464b2ecdeabf4/a04b30a25772088d-32/s1280x1920/8cd2fb7badd40cd676a3bb710c8a3ff0c7cb67c8.png
8><8~T()~~e><bark~up()~n~j()~urneys,~t()~~i><><erse~()~neself~in~the~><yriad~tapestry~()~f~life's~e><periences,~I~d()~~belie><e,~ser><es~t()~~c()~nsiderably~br()~aden~and~refine~()~ne's~general~perspecti><e.~The~insights~gleaned~fr()~><~><enturing~f()~rth~are~()~f~a~singularly~><aluable,~indeed,~al><()~st~indispensable,~nature~f()~r~the~culti><ati()~n~()~f~a~truly~discerning~()~utl()~()~k.~8><8
8><8~I~h()~ld~><()~st~dear,~a~senti><ent~that~quite~fills~><y~c()~llapsing~and~e><panding~bladder~based~aquatic~><ascular~syste><,~find~><yself~engaged~in~the~><()~st~graceful~()~f~pir()~uettes,~a><idst~the~glittering~c()~nstellati()~ns.~()~ne~can~scarce~i><agine~a~><()~re~delightful~()~r~pr()~f()~undly~s()~ul-stirring~pasti><e.~8><8
ThahaT'S all I can aSk f(o)r fr(o)m chITTr, b3lI3vIng m3 ab(o)uT my jInglIng TITS.
N(o) I juST WanT3D T(o) r3mInD y(o)u Im h3h3r3
My TITS jIngl3 Wh3h3n I Walk
∙☾__☽ you know I'm rright (:
∙☾__☽ i am looking DIRRECTLY at @perrspicaciousPlannerr it's so annoying like get yourr head outta yourr chute we all on this f̶ucking meat grrinderr togetherr they don't wanna hearr it
∙☾__☽ no you get none of̶ that not on the crrabs in a bucket site (:
HI
GOOD FUCK1NG L1GHT
∙☾__☽ yes exactly both think they'rre special cause they'rre strrong
∙☾__☽ oh but you can tell me to shut up??? smh just like a cerrulean tbh
∙☾__☽ you???? norrmal?!? SHUT THE F̶UCK UP
∙☾__☽ no one is rready f̶orr the trruth tbh
∙☾__☽ 🧠🔗🧠 us f̶rr
∙☾__☽ and I know some strrange golds you get it rright??
dont put(green) in the same category as cerulean;
∙☾__☽ no but why do you have a point tbh
Ⓧ Let me know when you figure this out. I'm curious what clowns do too. Ⓧ
Ⓧ The price of speaking with a tsundere. Ⓧ
+[U] Is-this-how-clowns-court-people?
Ⓧ I didn't even say anything MEAN. Ⓧ
My Eyes Are Half Open, But That Will Not Stop Me.
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A COUPLE OF [Lovebirds] READY TO KILL!
This is... this is fun. I think I may be on a roll. May I have some more requests? I will draw you if you have an image of yourself readily available and I don't need to do any hard work to find it.
@trickyTransmission I'm a lot rustier with animals but I hope that this is sufficiently cute and weasel-like. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d99c14b8e6e90babf85de71c70873450/2086d409ab0121f1-ac/s1280x1920/46af3a6533f3c4dcc9a2ffd0b5402364383c4015.png
ִ ࣪𖤐 I agr×̷̷͜×̷! ONe must dO everytHiNg iN tHeir OwN pOwer tO acHieve tHeir gOals. LOse sOme frieNds, cu×̷̷͜×̷ a few HuNdred! WHat's a li×̷̷͜×̷le me×̷̷͜×̷ iN tHe KitcHeN wHeN tHe meal wi×̷̷͜×̷ be sublime~? (๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝* ๋࣭ ⭑
[Badges]! [Badgers]! [Bad Girths!] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [$%^&] ME MORE!
WANT TO BE [Free?] WELL YOU'RE TALKING TO THE [wrong] GUY, MISTER OR [MISTAKE]! I'M THE MASTER OF THE STUFF NOW THAT I'M [Brand Spanking New]!
ִ ࣪𖤐 I've s×̷̷͜×̷N sOme Of my slaves gi×̷̷͜×̷liNg (iN a×̷̷͜×̷empted secret, I migHt a×̷̷͜×̷, as if I am fucKiNg stupid!) abOut tHis a×̷̷͜×̷licatiON, sO NOw I am alsO Here tO s×̷̷͜×̷ wHat tHis is A×̷̷͜×̷×̷̷͜×̷×̷̷͜×̷ ABOUT. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) GraNted tHey are dead NOw, rutHle×̷̷͜×̷ly slaugHtered btw, perHaps iN deatH tHey caN serve me prOper sHOuld I fiNd sOme amusemeNt Here. ๋࣭ ⭑
["I'M $ORRY RIT#HY BUT YOUR #ONDITION DOE$N'T $EEM TO BE IMPROVING A$ EXPE#TED" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 LIKE I #ARE!!!!! #HGGUJVJGB #DIRE#TPO$TING]
Will s0me0ne milk that p00r man
Ⓧ You know what, this is correct. I witnessed a milking. Ⓧ
Ⓧ My rack is fucking huge btw. A SHAME no one is here to rest against it. You wish you could be smothered in my grasp. You wish you could be Britny. Ⓧ
YOU'LL NEVER BE [Player 1]!
I'M COMING [Out Your Sink]!
YOU NEED A [Never Seeing Him Again] TO SOOTHE YOUR [Self Pity]!
MY [[HYPERLINK]] IS MIGHTY [Long] TODAY.
THAT DAMNED [Funky Jester] JUST [Like and Subscribe]D! LEAVE ME ALONE.
[Egg]
BrIngIng IT up agaIn: I STIll ThInk Th3h3 maj(o)rITy (o)f hIghbl(o)(o)DS Wh(o) p(o)ST STuff ThahaT IS In Supp(o)rT (o)f l(o)Wbl(o)(o)DS ar3 juST l(o)Wbl(o)(o)D chahaS3rS. I ThInk ThahaT a l(o)T (o)f y(o)u h3h3ar WhahaT y(o)u WanT anD D(o)n'T ThInk D33p3r ab(o)uT Th3h3 STaT3m3nTS S(o)m3(o)n3 SayS, anD I'm p(o)SITIv3 9 TIm3S (o)uTTa 10 ThahaT If ANY (o)f y(o)u hahaD crITIcal ThInkIng SkIllS, y(o)u'D r3alIz3 Th3h3S3 p3(o)pl3 D(o) n(o)T car3 ab(o)uT y(o)u anD W(o)ulD S3ll y(o)u f(o)r a bIT (o)f p(o)ck3T lInT anD a b3nT pap3rclIp. Th3h3r3'S a DIff3r3nc3 b3TW33n acTual pr(o)gr3SSIv3 b3lI3fS v3rSuS S(o)m3(o)n3 uSIng IT T(o) g3T (o)ff. Th3h3 laST TIm3 I SaID IT, a f3W hIghbl(o)(o)DS g(o)T (o)ff3nD3D ThahaT I SaID ThahaT. I STanD by IT. KIck3D barkb3aSTS bark anD a l(o)T (o)f y(o)u W3r3 barkIng.
Ab(o)uT T(o) p(o)ST S(o)m3ThIng InT3nTI(o)nally InflammaT(o)ry ThahaT r3quIr3S crITIcal ThInkIng SkIllS.
I (o)nly acc3pT crITIqu3 fr(o)m @calIB(o)rn, anD (o)nly fr(o)m hIm; any(o)n3 3lS3 WIll n33D T(o) SubmIT applIcaTI(o)nS T(o) crITIqu3 m3
I'M COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR [Domicile].
Ⓧ This reads crazy btw. But your ass is fat so you'll be aight. Ⓧ
Ⓧ I know how to fix this. Brb I need to unblock myself. Ⓧ
꧁⎝ Me an' ma hostages against da world [da fuckin star about ta explode a lil too close ta ma ship] ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Lotta yall wan be used jes as bulge sleeves should jes line up at ma ship an' let me sell you off. Save both of us time. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Sure, Ah have a hoard of many lovely items an' trolls but you know what Ah really like ta collect? Pottery. Dem one o' a kind ones, a dem ancient ones tellin a story. ⎠꧂
juST p(o)pp3D my back anD g(o)g Damn ThahaT hurT
><xx>< This is the m×st he's mediated me, but h×nestly it's just the way he described c××kie. He kn×ws what he's d×in ><xx><
Wh(o) WanTS a bIg cl(o)Wn kISS? (o)n Th3h3Ir lIl h3h3aD. lIk3 DIS
I d◎n't lie; I misinf◎rm! Twist the truth! It's n◎t my f⟁ult th⟁t pe◎ple d◎n't f⟁ct-check ◎r get det⟁ils f◎r cl⟁rific⟁ti◎n. They seem h⟁ppy ⟁s c⟁n be t◎ listen t◎ me
iT Is In DaRkN3Ss FaR fAr FrOm A7TeRnIa As fAr As iT iS aWaRɇ
iT wIⱡL AwAiT 3Ag3rLy
Get more likes and hope more people respond to your threads.
WHAT COUNTS AS A TWINK? IS COSTAR A TWINK?
many of you fuck heavy with twinks but in 6-10 sweeps when they go through twink death you won'T be present anymore and that says a lot about you i think
drink and drive #substance
+[U] ._.
Ⓧ Yeah so anyway that motherfucker @reverberateInvestigator just sent me a picture of his YEEKS and he's fuckin lyin about bein flat back there. Ⓧ
Ⓧ Like if it looks like the guy from king of the plateau it's a desperate situation. Ⓧ
Ⓧ They gotta work on that idk. Some squats, hip thrusts, split squats then if all else we go to the shoddy bbls. If I really like you then we can get the deluxe ones. Ⓧ
thęrę hę gøęs ągąįn vįth hįs #nøtmąn #wągųębųthęknøvsįąmtąlkįngąbøųthįm
FEEL LIKE A [Little Fish] ON A [BIG] [$!X$]ING HOOK? DANGLING OFF ANOTHER LITTLE MONSTERS FINGERS, AND NEED TO [chop] YOUR STRINGS? WELL AT A LOW PRICE OF [$999999.999999999] I CAN [Sanctify] YOU WITH A [Available for a limited time!] [[hyperlink blocked]]
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! no idea, but it was time.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #TealGoons
WANT TO BE [Moderately Larger Than Usual!]?
But you're a fuchsia, why do you need more money? Have you ever had a kismesis? This shit is expensive.
I D(o)n'T Tak3 p3(o)pl3 S3rI(o)uSly (o)n Th3h3 InT3rn3T. Unl3SS Th3h3y ar3 frI3nD.
Ⓧ I'm not going in to work. FUCK that. They can see me tomorrow. Ⓧ
WhahaT If I l3T y(o)u guyS pIck (o)uTfITS f(o)r m3? CurI(o)uS WhahaT y(o)u'D mak3 m3 W3ar...
>> ¡tડ ડo ડ¡tuat¡ona1 and 1arge1y baડed on v¡beડ honeડt1y, ¡ don't th¡nk a decoder wou1d do ¡t juડt¡ce. Moડt peop1e ડeem to 1¡ke ¡t and when ¡ h¡t peop1e w¡th ડometh¡ng they can't parડe out, they aડk. :))
man I WanT paSTa.
>> ¡ th¡nk moડt1y other pp1 ¡n rep1¡eડ on your poડtડ got affected 1o1 bc ¡ read the rep1¡eડ ¡n threadડ too But yeah, ¡ end up do¡ng th¡ડ occaડ¡ona11y
Ⓧ He's mad because he wants a taste. A nibble. I might let him if he just asked all nicies. Ⓧ
į ąm cąpąblę øf gøød ądwįcę ąnd vįll gįwę įt, bųt I vįll ąlsø gįwę yøų bąd ądwįcę įf I thįnk įt'll bę fųnnįęr.
Ⓧ Sometimes. And ONLY sometimes. The solution is not kidnapping. Ⓧ
<33paY mE 10 buckS i scaM youR eX!! witH evidencE oF coursE :3c
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i must acquire a cherub for research. Dead is fine, alive is preferred.
We all of us should grovel and apologize to our chittr overlords! We are disgusting sinful creatures and we deserve this punishment. I will submit tickets I will submit tickets I will submit tickets
I ThInk c(o)nfID3nc3 IS aTTracTIv3, anD b(o)lDIn3SS. If y(o)u'r3 c(o)nfID3nT, b(o)lD AND funny. DINGDINGDING
i like my men pathetic what about it
I've been busy! Stepping ◎n the c◎mpetiti◎n ⟁nd grinding them int◎ ⟁ fine dust s◎ my empl◎yees c⟁n sn◎rt it ⟁nd w◎rk th◎se extr⟁ h◎urs they s◎ desire!
SInc3 W3 can'T r3chITT (o)ur (o)Wn p(o)STS (o)r f(o)rc3 Th3h3m back (o)n Th3h3 TL, h3h3r3'S my fIT I W(o)r3 y3ST3rDay WITh my gIrl maSk? I Dunn(o) WhahaT T(o) call IT; I Sh(o)ulD nam3 3m. Im (o)nly T(o)SSIng IT back h3h3r3 cauS3 fuckIn. alS(o) my TaIl! hTTpS://chITTr.Ing/pr(o)fIl3/TWIST3DC(o)m3Dy/44fa4246-c9b2-4789-abc0-860b43aD0156 If y(o)u D(o)n'T Wanna clIck {r} hTTpS://cDn.Imgch3h3ST.c(o)m/fIl3S/119714c3447c.png {r]
I fIx3D my quIrk T(o) acTually aDD Th3h3 "hahahaha" parT anD Th3h3 "h3h3h3h3" parT T(o) 3v3ryThIng. anD n(o)W my quIrk l(o)(o)kS 3xTra funny, mak3S m3 T33h3h3h3h3 a lIl bIT.
Y(o)u kn(o)W, Wh3h3n I m3nTI(o)n3D I fuck3D WITh Th3h3 maSk (o)n, p3(o)pl3 W3r3 In DISb3lI3f cauS3 "N(o) Way." Y3S, y3S Way, anD CL3ARLY IT'S n(o)T a D3T3rr3nT. AlS(o), I hahav3 a varI3Ty~! (o)f maSkS, aS D3m(o)nSTraT3D Wh3h3n I D3cID3D T(o) Sh(o)v3 my guT InT(o) ThahaT (o)uTfIT.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H h3h3h3h3h3h3
Troubleshooting. @masterCuller is there any particular reason you keep hating my posts? Genuine curiosity, as most of the conversations you've aggressed had nothing to do with you at all. Update: I see. Do consider getting a life. As confused by your choices as I am, you will eventually be drowned out by the cacophony of other voices. Or, you'll get bored. Update2: Hate tally: 31 posts The commitment to the bit is almost impressive. Is it considered a social media milestone to acquire your first dedicated hater?
The repeating cycle of waiting for the weekend so you can finally relax for exactly two days before being launched back into it.
Interesting! I personally haven't been on an interplanetary shuttle before. How is it?
It is. My condolences, I hope something eases your boredom soon.
You probably shouldn't drink and pilot.
I'll take your word for it. Do be safe, though.
𖦤 So / like. / Once / again If / your / funny / bit / is / spamming / the / same / dull / line / on / every / post / you / see, / your / comedy / is / uninspired / and / you / will / not / be / seeing / the / messiahs :||
EVERY1 STAY THE FU CK LUT MG WAY
Thank'S AlIjah, ThaT m3anS S(o) much fr(o)m y(o)ur InSuff3rabl3 buT hIlarI(o)uS m(o)uTh ~!
r3ppIng my maT3SprITS c(o)l(o)rS f(o)r funSI3S @b3TaRun
If no one appreciates horse hours the Zahhaks and myself are dead.
- Say say say my name! - They sure do! Because oh boy do I have sooo many lawsuits against me! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
╋━ERRIBLY DVLL. MY ADMIRA╋━ION IS NO╋━ SOME SVPERFICIAL EPIDERMAL FLVSH, BV╋━ A DEEPER CALCINA╋━ION.
- Say say say my name! - No problem! But if we die anyway, I am not liable. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
╋━HE APPE╋━I╋━E HAS BEEN RENDERED QVIESCEN╋━, ALBEI╋━ ╋━EMPORARILY. I CONFESS I DID NO╋━ EXPEC╋━ MY PREVIOVS MEMO ╋━O LVRE COMPANY SO EXQVISI╋━ELY AND PA╋━HOLOGICALLY RADIAN╋━. SO BEAV╋━IFVLLY AFFLIC╋━ED WI╋━H ╋━HE SAME SVBLIME MALAISE ╋━HA╋━ CALLS OV╋━ ╋━O MINE OWN CORPVS. WOVLD ╋━HA╋━ I HAD DISCOVERED ╋━HIS LIMINAL PLANE SOONER; I╋━ WOVLD HAVE OBVIA╋━ED ╋━HE PROFOVND INCONVENIENCE OF INDEPENDEN╋━ PROCVREMEN╋━. NO MA╋━╋━ER. I SHALL ARCHIVE ╋━HIS ENCOVN╋━ER WI╋━H ╋━ENDERNESS. WARM╋━H, EVEN, OR A╋━ LEAS╋━ AMBIEN╋━ AS A ╋━OMB CAN ACHIEVE. I WI╋━HHOLD ╋━HE GRANVLAR SPECIFICS HERE; ╋━HE MNEMONIC DA╋━A IS PROPRIE╋━ARY. AND I AM NO╋━ WON╋━ ╋━O NARRA╋━E MY IN╋━IMACIES ╋━O AN AVDIENCE. REGRE╋━╋━ABLY ╋━HE OMENS PERSIS╋━ IN ╋━HEIR NECRO╋━IC WHISPERINGS. VNREVISED, ╋━EDIOVS IN ╋━HEIR COMMI╋━MEN╋━ ╋━O ╋━HE INEVI╋━ABLE. ONCE MORE I AM SVMMONED FOR ╋━HE CVS╋━OMARY PERAMBVLA╋━ION.
- Say say say my name! - Big old Daddy Beetle is flying this plane, and we're all FUCKED - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - HA, funny guy! I like you. Tell you what, I'll not crash this plane and kill everyone on board! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
D⚣es any⚣ne kn⚣w anything ab⚣ut c⚣ding? I want t⚣ give a r⚣b⚣t feelings.
go fuck yoursself fiirsst 🙄 iim not even ciiss
wow sso courteouss of you to tell me to aassk my pronounss. cull yoursself fiirsst, cowaard aanywaay he/hiim
we gottaa cover aall our baassess
ii thiink iit'ss funny to tell people to cull themsselvess. yeaah, ii thiink iit'ss funny when people ssaay iit t me too. hiilaariiouss aass fuck
aalsso yeaah kiill yoursself
"ever heaard of iirony" ssaayss the chud
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your iicon iiss liiteraally aa maassssiive chuc
7H3 3MP1R35 W4N73D U5 70 83 7H3 FUNN1357 817CH35.
there sshould be aan ss "chudss"
yeaah why aare we liike thaat.
Trying to slide in the fact my matesprit is polyamorous in casual conversation like one would sneak an elephant onto an elevator.
+[U] "We-should-kill-that-guy."-I-don't-care-that-much,-actually.
+[U] damn-that-sucks-for-you.
+[U] I-hate-for-the-love-of-the-game.
+[U] I-don't-disagree,-sometimes-you-just-gotta-hate-a-man-for-everything-he's-said. not-what-he-stands-for,-dont-care-about-that. just-gotta-hate.
+[U] cant-chalant-in-a-nonchalant-society-or-whatever-the-fuck-you
VEXA╋━ION, PERHAPS? YOVR DERISIVE EFFOR╋━S, SVCH AS ╋━HEY ARE - AND DO VNDERS╋━AND ╋━HA╋━ WHICH I NO╋━E WI╋━H DISAPPOIN╋━MEN╋━ - REGIS╋━ER A╋━ A MAGNI╋━VDE INSVFFICIEN╋━ ╋━O FRAC╋━VRE MY IN╋━EGRI╋━Y. YOV MVS╋━ NEEDS APPLY YOVRSELF WI╋━H SIGNIFICAN╋━LY GREA╋━ER RIGOR.
BEGONE WI╋━H YOVR O╋━IOSI╋━Y.
i should get a dog
╋━HIS IS QVI╋━E ORDINARY FOR ME.
unl(o)ckIng my 3rD 3y3 T(o) b3 funnI3r f(o)r y(o)u guyS, by Th3 Way.
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
TheRe wAS A LOT Of STAbbINg IN The LONg VeRSIONS: bAcK STAbbINg, SIDe STAbbINg, STRAIghT-Up STAbbINg. A LOT Of KNIVeS AND SwORDS.
꧁⎝ Would do it again. Not like dey usin it. ⎠꧂
I wATcheD MY ANceSTOR geT STAbbeD TO DeATh; IT wAS A VeRY eVeNTfUL NIghT.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ I am learning so much! I am tuna-ing to learn! ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ i just had a very deep conversation with a tuna. ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛
HA, y(o)u'r3 funny aS fuck
It's okay to kill pawple fur no cheeson sometimes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
ThankS, DuD3 ThaT m3anS a l(o)T.
H3h3r3 I am~! Wanna T(o)uch? JIggl3 jIggl3? (( arT by: @fr3akH3h3aux!!! ))
Wh(o) up chITTIn?
with h0w 0bsessed y0u pe0ple are with talking ab0ut y0ur heights, it feels like i'm 0n tr0ll tinder again.
i probably have a height
« tellᶴ y●u i'm ᶴh●rter than y●u ᶴ● when we meet up y●u're queᶴti●ning y●ur ●wn height »
cHiTtEr sHaRiNg hEiGhTs? a mOtHeRfUcKeR 9'4" (O:
WHEN YOU /IVE A /IFE /IKE MINE IT REA//Y ISSNT >8/
AGI/ITY AND SSIMP/E AVOIDANCE >83
I fuck lIk3 a Truck.
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 Λ lot of "mαin c}{αrαcters" on c}{ittr. "Cαre αbout my problems"? I don't; I don't know you. I couldn't cαre less αbout your c}{αrαcter crisis. I }{αve α 9-5. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
∙☾__☽ if̶ yerr a bottom with no ass what's the f̶ucking point? brring that nothing overr herre thrrow a lil airr f̶orr me be so f̶ucking f̶orr rreal
♥ i wanna gamble i miss gambling ♥
+[U] Paying-me-to-be-quiet-is-a-hefty-price-tag.
+[U] Ew.
+[U] Pay-me.
[ Happy Pride Month. I am very prideful. ]
꧁⎝ It's funny cher Ah got some new crewmates too. ⎠꧂
"Oh, LUMDIR, DATe SOMeONe ADVeNTUROUS." WeLL, NOw YOU'Re DeAD, AND I'M DATINg A pIRATe.
"New TRAVeLINg cOMpANIONS" DON'T LIKe ThAT. DON'T LIKe ThAT!!! Oh MY Oh Me.
my fight ban is over so tomorroe its gon be on sight #violence
Junior Is On A Badge Streak Right Now #dashwatching
Here's my impression of a big bad scary person getting onto chittr dot ing and opening the text box: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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-<a hero is just a woman who knows she is free.>-
like ships in the day, like ships in the day, i let it just pass me by
-<why are there so many business perverts all of a sudden>-
3> Serious question. What the fuck is wrong with highbloods? Either they're on various substances trying to ignore their hollow life, or killing and pillaging. There's no in-between with these people! <3
⪩ https://⌖pen.sp⌖t⸸fy.c⌖m/tr𓉸ck/0ZTDNTEz66✖BzVqhPPk3Ku?s⸸=337bf5c4934b41b7 ⪨
⪩ Y⌖u th⸸nk ⸸'m b⌖r⸸ng? Well ⸸ c𓉸st f⸸reb𓉸ll. ⪨
╋━HE AVGVRIES CONCVR, AND I AM DISINCLINED ╋━O DISPV╋━E.
thiiss iiss sso true besstiie
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i am literally always saying this
~HO~p O~ff mmy bulge man stealing my bits hO~p ~Off my bits man stealing my bulge ~#nsfw~
I am literally always saying this
~I'm always saying this~
+[U] I-need-to-stop-talking-to-people-who'll-get-my-boss-breathing-down-my-neck.
< ||| > \V/|-|053 [_]|﹥ |Y|374\/3|25|/\/6 |7 |2/\/
...╋━OVCHÉ. BEGONE. YOV ARE SOILING A MOS╋━ JVBILAN╋━ MOMEN╋━.
:33< always remempurr to blackmail peopurr :33< its cool fur33 legal easy and nfun
🜏 ii liikɛ 2 bo♱hɛrr ppl iidk why ɛvɛrryonɛ iis so shoxkɛd by ♱hiis vɛrry obviious rrɛvala♱iion ?:死亡 ♅
oh neat ^_^ i read tarot cards!!
what do you do? Z:]
i understand Z:[
[this one] once again offers services, power, boons. [this one] seeks nothing in return. Soul trade is so gouache.
+[U] I'm-clocked-out;-crime-is-legal-until-6-a.m. tomorrow.
okay you go first man
+[U] terrible-idea. But-feel-free-to-start.
+[U] Right-right.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒-𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚏, 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
c< aigHt twO vOtes 4 fireball, gOOd 2 KNOw >c
+[U] I-was-thinking-of-the-whisky,-but-this-too.
+[U] hi.
< I DO. I BLEED OUT ON HIS CARPET AND INSTANT FRIENDSHIP. MUCH TO HIS INITIAL DISMAY >
< @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG FUCK OFF! MY WHITE BOY IS HERE. >
They're ⟁ll h⟁ve free time, it d◎esn't t⟁ke l◎ng t◎ re⟁d wh⟁t is s⟁id here. They ⟁re just l⟁zy! Th◎ugh it w◎uldn't hurt t◎ cut these d◎wn, this is ⟁ l◎ng-winded w⟁y t◎ s⟁y they've never seen ⟁ j◎b ⟁pplic⟁ti◎n in their life.
It's bec⟁use they're ⟁ll unempl◎yed ⟁nd j◎b ⟁pplic⟁ti◎ns sc⟁re them! They're p⟁thetic.
H⟁ppy Pride M◎nth! Empl◎yees get 2 less mins ◎n their bre⟁k ⟁ll m◎nth! Bec⟁use I d◎n't w⟁nt them ye⟁rning ◎n the j◎b. We ⟁re n◎w selling pride-themed items ◎n the empyre⟁n st◎refr◎nt!
I g(o)T a n3W baDg3 :)
HA, mayb3
I ThInk Th3 hIgh numb3r (o)f SWITch3S IS InaccuraT3. A l(o)T (o)f y(o)u SAY y(o)u'r3 SWITch3S, buT In pracTIc3? N(o), y(o)u'r3 b(o)TT(o)mS. 3Sp3cIally WITh h(o)W a l(o)T (o)f y(o)u p(o)ST (o)n h3r3? ThaT 17.8% SWITchv3rS3 Sh(o)ulD b3 Small3r.
that post wvasnt about hate, and yeah you dont knowv me, wvhatre you evwen doing here? you lost or something?
@CoNsTaNtObSeRvEr cUrIoUs wHaT LiKe yOu nOtIcEd mAn cAuSe lIkE IoN SaY MuCh oN HeRe.
ThankS h(o)TSh(o)T.
y(o)ur3 rIghT, W3 h(o)3S D(O) WanT FIr3ball
c< tHats aMaziNg >c
X Are you like the troll version of deadpool or are you lame? x
Anyone wanna get into an argument with me? I got some steam to blow off.
Popsicle.
< YALL MOTHERFUCKERS ARE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WITH THAT SHIT "WHO CARES" CLEARLY I CARE ENOUGH TO HAVE POSTED IT, AND THAT'S ENOUGH. DAMN SHUT THE FUCK UP. >
>+. I LOVE ADMITTING I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON .+<
why not, liive aa liil, kiill aa liil, the aalterniiaan waay
gAmBy sHaReS A SiGn wItH A LoT Of pEoPlE, sO GaMbY Is fInE WiTh aLl oF ThEm! GaMbY Is hApPy tO FiNd tHe dIfFeReNcEs bEtWeEn tHeM AnD ThE SiMiLaRiTiEs. tHeRe iS JoY To bE FoUnD In gAmBy sHaRiNg a sIgN.
Thanks I lov3- to say shit I don't b3-li3-v3- onlin3-
⪩ F⸸ght t⌖ the de𓉸th. ⪨
kIckIng my f33T T3H3h3H3h3~!
I'm up T(o) n(o) g(o)(o)D!!
I. AM. A. SHADE. OF. GREEN.. MY. BLOOD'S. COLOR. CAN. ALSO. BE. USED. AS. A. NAME.. THE. COLOR. DEFINES. MY. CASTE. AND. DEFINES. ME.. THOUGH. I. CAN. ALSO. DEFINE. MYSELF.. WHAT. AM. I? ANSWER:. KURLOZ. MARYAM
Ɏ oohhhh i ha-a-adn't thought of it like tha-a-at. #muchtoconsider Ɏ
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. You got it ba⏾kwards; I'm ⏾olony rais༄d. I don't want this sit༄'s us༄rbas༄ anywh༄r༄ n༄ar my hom༄ plan༄t. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
Y(o)u kn(o)W WhaT? Y(o)u'r3 funny aS fuck.
"Dooo yooouuu waaant tooo paaass ooon?" III wooouuuld nooot haaaveee maaadeee aaa sooociiiaaal meeediiiaaa aaaccooouuunt iiif III waaanteeed thaaat.
this has been my secret headcanon for a whyle now!
Wet.
-> people should honestly be doing it more. the rules are made up and the castes don't matter.
"= it depends. what empire. secretly might have it's hands. on the interhex hosting this site, but, i mean, they cannot prove anything either. ="
i got thhhnreatened withhhn legal action over thhhnis hhhnhhhnhhhngnn
so glad automatic tennis ball cannons exist. #relatable
Killed a guy
you hxghbloods kxssxn lowblood ass we get xtttt you wanna fuck em so bad
\ 1 KN0W theres h0rny l0wbl00ds 1n my area! 1 have a m1rr0r! /
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o| I’M A CuNt bEcAuSe i aIn’t hAvE ShIt eLsE To dO |o
let'S link and build this summer