Mettaton EX
@glamorousDivine
LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION OH YESSSSS!
...♡ WHY WONT ANYONE TELL ME WHAT YAOI IS?????~
₍^. .^₎⟆ Two men who are very !n love w!th each other꠹
...♡ HAPPY LESBIAN DAY~
so how's that land quest doing, hm? any progress on making it less hot?
...♡ ALPHYS REFUSES TO PUT IN AIR CONDITIONING. SHES TOO BUSY REWATCHING MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!~
i assume "alphys" is your server player? remote into her computer and do it yourself.
...♡ WHAT THE (PARDON MY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE) FUCK IS SERVER PLAYER~
well you said you're living in the medium so pardon me for expecting you to know the mechanics of your own game. if most sburb lobbies are this clueless i struggle to understand why jadey was looking forward to hers so much.
my guy in order to get into the medium in the first place someone had to help you set up your house. get that person to install aircon for you. or failing that, remote into their computer and do it through their sburb server.
...♡ HELLO EVERYONE!~
METTATON????
...♡ THIS HEAT IN HOTLAND IS MAKING MY MOTHERBOARD MELT!~
take it from a texan: skill issue. my kismesis #mykismesis' dreambot can handle the blazing heat of a houston summer perfectly fine because it's actually competently cooled.
...♡ WELL I LIVE IN THE MEDIUM, ITS ALWAYS THIS (PARDON MY LANGUAGE) FUCKING HOT! I BELIEVE EVEN “TEXAS” IS COOLER. PLUS, ITS NOT MY FAULT ALPHYS NEVER PUT IN BUILT IN COOLERS.~
@<@r<!n*G@r/!< d* y*u w@nn@ b€ my k!$m€$!$
from @glamorousDivine: "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE OF MY SHOWS? IF NOT, YANDERE OR TSUNDERE?" holy shit, mettaton??? i haven't seen one in person, but i'd like to. and i am a sucker for yandere archetypes. and girl failures. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
...♡ HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET A FREE TICKET TO ONE OF MY SHOWS?~
i would love that, thank you mettaton.
So when hum★ns die they get put in the de★d now box?
...♡ WELL, THEY GET THEIR “HUMAN SOUL” TAKEN OUT TO HELP BREAK THE BARRIER, THEN THEY GET PUT INTO BOXES. ASGORE TOLD ME~
Oh ok★y. So when hum★ns die they get used ★s ★ b★ttering r★m for ★ bit then go into the box.
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i’m going to beat him. #cw-violence
I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONES FACE INSIDE OUT.
doe$ anyone !ook down upon me ju$7 becau$e ¡ am a cann¡ba!?
...♡ I DONT KNOW, BUT I WILL TELL YOU IT MAY MAKE PEOPLE SCARED OF YOU.
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