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~~~~~~~~ The arteries just past the pusher.
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I Appreciate That, People Seem To Certainly Think So.
Thank you kindly Miss Maryam, I shall be there!
T O A D H A T
You won't find anything more sweet than mine anywhere I assure you that much. :)
when he makes you eggs ૮ ♡ﻌ♡ა ૮ ♡ﻌ♡ა ૮ ♡ﻌ♡ა ૮ ♡ﻌ♡ა
Call me juice box the vway I’m gonna get sipped from
Fo+r but I mo+ment I tho+ught that tag said rainbo+w twinker.
꧁༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟꧂ ꧁Hello.꧂ ꧁Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, #bulgerating, hypnosis, psychic manipulation, servitude, dehumanization, and many more. This is still not really reaching into the pornographic side of this account.꧂ ꧁As the Bulge Curator, I provide psychic readings of bulges to users. Historically, these readings were primarily guesswork alongside the knowledge I could attain from your bulges. I have since developed my meionics considerably enough that, under specific circumstances, I may construct an actual neural impression of the subject and provide something significantly more intimate.꧂ ꧁I can map nerves. I can enter pans. I can plant subliminal instructions.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I was never intended for gravity. This has consequences for my physical health. I am correcting them. A tool should be kept in good shape.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I was trapped on the Pink Moon of Alternia for sweeps, longer than most trolls get to live. As a result, I am not exactly adjusted to ordinary society. I often provide too much information, not enough information, or fail to understand conversations as they enter unfamiliar territory. I was temporarily removed from the Moon and elected by myself to return. As of late, I am back on the Surface.꧂ ꧁For most of my existence, I understood myself through occupations. Spy. Tool. Weapon. Asset. Panoptic. These are easier concepts to understand than Vesica.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I am learning something new now.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I am the doll and thrall of Dr. Iznang / @mesmersMetronome.꧂ ꧁My Master.꧂ ꧁They have given me rhythm. ꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I have chosen them over my servitude to the Empire.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Or the Felt.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁Or anyone, or anything else.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I formerly served beneath Miracult Preacher, Kurloz Makara.꧂ ꧁This affiliation is no more.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I belong to Master Iznang.꧂ ꧁I primarily use They/Them pronouns. If you know me, you may use she/her.꧂ ꧁Especially in a demeaning sense.꧂ ꧁My Master may call me whatever they wants.꧂ ꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁If you wish to get your bulge read, submit an application here:꧂ ꧁https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header꧂ ꧁((Art, in order, done by Sartorially on Tumblr, SpookyPoopet on Discord, Fat_Refund on Instagram, RottenGinger on VGen, and @whetherNet on Chittr!))꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb6acb1f0e9.png - Sartorially꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f22d7c20ff4c.png - Sartorially꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png - SpookyPoopet꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png - SpookyPoopet꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png - SpookyPoopet꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b002abea6af.png - SpookyPoopet꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png - SpookyPoopet꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038d489745ba.png - Fat_Refund꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f56c322ab80.png - @whetherNet꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1148c352d05a.png - @whetherNet꧂ ꧁https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e7e90a345c4.png - RottenGinger꧂ ꧁༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺꧂ ꧁Current List of Bulge Ratings: ꧂ ꧁Kryqus (who has a mini bulge review in a comment section) https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/673513a9-d020-47ee-8989-3413740b0afa꧂ ꧁Rankmaid https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/096f7b78-a083-412b-a2fb-feeb1a946a96꧂ ꧁https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d954a3a0-a5c0-457f-b805-230a8e138a8f꧂ ꧁Himero https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6769336d-0bde-4a38-aee0-8a418201ee83꧂ ꧁Cronus https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2b0ddde0-2154-4f6e-90ac-c34a444626c3꧂ ꧁Coolscar https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/29ac39ee-02d5-4ce8-8938-6caeb9b73ace꧂ ꧁Evidet https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6907efa3-b674-4891-88c8-ff31048dda91꧂ ꧁Wrothe https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2494c72e-423c-4684-adcf-edd2475f6f68꧂ ꧁Lidael https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/1815f33a-8102-4337-a731-afa4a78c12ef꧂ ꧁Vesica https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/c50116f3-f584-4718-b732-ee339f3cde28꧂ ꧁FMLA https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5c50e98b-dc21-481b-ac4b-00de67e7971c꧂ ꧁Unchained Eridan https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/b42c2753-d923-4ed1-b0d5-056c4ff10766꧂ ꧁Regular Eridan https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/a8274db0-d1de-4254-a670-49b89caad4ba꧂ ꧁Leynah https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/62b101cf-695a-4a0e-9af8-4e86deb53768꧂ ꧁Sedrek https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/dc861d67-2ae9-432a-8091-22a63725e52c꧂ ꧁Palind https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/c9241d27-a684-49d8-b761-a5efbedfa6a8꧂ ꧁Beetel https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/606d6123-ec60-473c-93eb-90e12881ab09꧂ ꧁Muckrake https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5483d2c5-fa1b-4e77-8872-685cb82c662f꧂ ꧁Darlin https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/b9f93bf7-0e7c-44ff-a84f-d53d129b8768꧂ ꧁Oleana https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/24c8aaf6-0b4b-4e9f-83ca-8c15d6bd1796꧂ ꧁Posnah https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ef78f160-311c-4d22-92dd-d931e576d284꧂ ꧁Petroa https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ad68a754-d22f-406c-b470-c9e4d457fcd0꧂ ꧁Willow https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d12015bc-81c9-4ef9-bd0a-7ad52c53fb47꧂ ꧁Dexter https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/8a947430-51b4-4904-b236-a4f9e7726232꧂ ꧁Nyrita https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/3788ecaf-fe45-4a52-b36f-f203ff798a8b꧂ ꧁Larkso https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/fe5f7767-5177-480f-b50a-522677f19510꧂ ꧁Wendon https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/a145d625-528b-4a15-a094-d5bde629a64c꧂ ꧁Bucket https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/645e6b65-56d8-4996-b6ad-d6926ad2a0df꧂ ꧁Gamzee https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d9f76333-17a6-4acb-b2ef-06e059437645꧂ ꧁Myriak https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/3c3eae44-2fb9-460a-be20-849fb4dd51e7꧂ ꧁The Lemnisc8 https://chittr.ing/profile/arachneanGambit/3a2a62c9-bf49-4d6d-8a9e-2a87f1de7fb2꧂ ꧁Dualscar https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5a83528e-f115-4e53-a1cb-d42581a5dacc꧂ ꧁Hektor https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/23eb2f99-ff65-4029-b9b3-969ab8fd049e꧂ ꧁Runnit https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ec463f9b-a6c8-4871-a176-c775dedf880e꧂ ꧁Lepida https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2d5b4119-a978-44b5-b735-715bce225c2d꧂ ꧁Jane Crocker https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6a8643f8-a2fe-4fa2-a7e4-9c8a9f69809e꧂ ꧁Roewzi https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/0e77984e-f9a7-4fba-94f9-a91474fc609c꧂ ꧁༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺꧂
Do+ I ever.
some days just be like that ┐(=ヘ=)┌
Do+n't I kno+w the feeling.
:33< oh trust meow i am
:33< sorry should i be hiding it?
:33< that ones my fafurite!
Thank You, I Feel The Same.
Best Of Luck, I'm Happy To Help If I Can.
Well, Threats Seem To Get The Point Across Just Fine As Well
The Saw Is Always An Option From My Experience
"To Ohio with you" is what I've been saying to Dave or Dirk when I get too upset to talk about it at that moment in time. Been working great. Also a hilariously weird thing to say. Sometimes I spice it up with a different place no one wants to go to.
Thank You.
Im d0ing much better ever since i started ign0ring pe0ple wh0 c0mment 0n my p0sts just t0 make fun 0f me and d0 bits
The Saw Is Almost Always A Good Idea.
NO ONE YET, ITS JUST.. WHENEVER I START TO REALLY LIKE SOMEONE MORE THAN I GUESS FRIENDS.. I WANNA CLING TO THEM AND JUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND I START ACTING STUPID, I JUST DON’T WANNA SCARE ANYONE AWAY AAAHHH!!!
It's A Venom Technically, Saliva Would Be Nice. My Lips Usually Don't Get That Harshly Affected But Then Again I'm Using Good At Not Biting Myself. It Doesn't Last Long Luckily.
I Will, Thank You
You Flatter Me
Clearly People Wanted To See Me Nude Again, Who Am I To Deny Them That Right? ⠀ #nsfw
♰ you get it ♰
SIN!!! NONE OF YOU!!! ARE FREE FROM SIN!!!
Touring A New Place, Might Be Moving In If I Like It ⠀
my condolences.
good chitt.
how .about this... .if this chitt gets like... 10 likes, .i'll post my nudes. ".oh no! he'll post himself naked! close your .eyes grubs!" #nsfw
the #outglutmasquerade is perhaps the most well thought out event in the histor7 of this (ommunit7. it is an in(redible experien(e that has (hanged me as a person and given me memories and relationships i will treasure forever. but toda7 i woke up with a song from hazbin hotel stu(k in m7 head, so a(tuall7 i’m going to burn it down with darlin lo(ked inside.
@glam9ur9uslyA6struse Y9u.
c< uNderstaNdable, iM a taverNKeep, sO, feediN peOple Of all stripes is just part Of tHe fuN! >c
perhaps somewhat obvious due to a few factors, but i was the pale thorn.
So I been seeing Makes my old heart feel full
Same I don't see many of us on this website But there's a lot of horny so I had to come take a peek
Mhm I doubt you're ours but it's still so lovely to see one of you out there Kinda miss the vibes
17 ft BTW. Usually #Height
I Think That Would Be Enjoyable.
lilith, vwhy?
Call me as real as it gets, then.
Still as beautiful as last time.
print("real ones were up for it yes yes mhhmm")
c< its eveN better tHe secONd tiMe! >c
print("hey wait a second this looks familiar…")
Well then, who am I to refuse?
c< OH, very pretty! >c
Amazing thing to end my day with. :)
thank 7ou! it trul7 was a gift
I genuinely despise sleeping over at Cronus' he has a8out ten different alarms with songs from the soundtracks of his stupid musicals. I can't catch a wink of sleep and he's just snoozing through all of them!!!!!!!! He drives me nuts! I need Feferi to get 8ack from the clu8 so she can heal his foot and I don't have to gru8sit him anymore. #H8te #LetMeTellYouHowMuchIHaveComeToH8te
what a reason to sta7 up late. 7ou're absolutel7 gorgeous
This is what we in the business call an absolute win- absolutely stunning
utterly gorgeous!
print("amazing post to wake up to")
My thoughts exactly.
Beautiful
holy moly O◡O
我的血將成為她的甘露。
I mean I wouldn't complain.
˚.⋆꒰১ Yay! How lovely! Blessie is happy! ໒꒱⋆.˚
˚.⋆꒰১ A fallen angel is still an angel! Unless you don't want to be...? But that's okay too! Blessie is sure that even if you aren't an angel, you're still very beautiful! ໒꒱⋆.˚
sorry, force of old hab1t...haha
1 hope so...
Ouagggh.... #imfine #morethanfine #suggestive
Makes sense.
Why exactly does donating blood make one more susceptible to the effects of #substances?
D --> If I was as durable as I am STRONG nothing could stop me I think
D --> A keysmash that hits all 4 rows of a keyboard is a rare and treasured thing to see when purposefully flustering someone
vwas lookin for a post on grumblr and i forgot i said this to equius @equiusZahhak sorry gang gang, MY 8AD.
Have I won in life? Have I genuinely won the Chittr lottery?
၄⋆၃ tried dressing up for the first time in a few dot dot dot weeks dot dot dot i still feel a bit gross and disgusting but i think i look nixe at least i think my next photo shall be one of my ouji fits if i feel up to puttin on ALLLLL THE LAYERS :))))) #xennoxsphotoalbum
*tzzk* Taking a small. Diversion from Language. To learn about Code. It is good to. Learn a few things at once. So that you can switch. And. Get a little less fatigued. *sskh*
I Do Genuinely Appreciate It, I'll Keep You Posted On The Search
Thank You For Everything
Worst Case Scenario, I Can Just Hunt Myself Either Or. Thank You Nonetheless.
Update: Can I Crash With Anyone
Thank You Very Much.
1 got tot4lly scr4p3d th3 fuck up from shr3dd1ng tod4y, but 1t w4z tooooooot4lly worth 1t >8] 4nd 1 wor3 4 fuck1ng dr4gon on3s13 wh1l3 do1ng 1t so b4s1c4lly you w1sh you w3r3 ‘tul4!!!!!!
I've Lived Worse Places, I'll Just Make Sure To Bring My Saw Around With Me. Feel Free To Open It Whenever, Don't Exactly Have Anywhere Else To Go
D--> It is done D--> I am clean D--> Rid of my own filth D--> Now I must maintain this D--> May a new era of aceticism begin
bitin ur bff not for any winkwonk reasons but 2 retain ur whimsy and youthful energy #gotsmacked #worthit
@twwịịnAqůªrịịům ¤shịmmịɛs ƴºůr shªkɛs spịtɛfůllƴ¤
okay i think i got verified is this thing on
although you misunderstood my superstition you can rest assured that i am covered in maroon all of the time especially my outfit!
my ears are burning!
tomorrow does definitely work!
that sounds like a heck of a place to have dinner.
Cannot believe the exceedingly low-bar for "evil" these days. Pathetic.
There's something in the water on Chittr tonight.
[__D BANG!| wowwe... yer real pretty...!
၄⋆၃ posting all of the images of myself ive sent BUT with a tag so i xan find them easier and perhaps if others wish to find them the tag i shall be using is #xennoxsphotoalbum some of these photos may be #suggestive but i do not believe any are straight up #nsfw but still be wary dot dot dot
i love this da7 so god damn mu(h
Goth night is just a day away! Raise your hand if you are excited.
you're lucky that boob day isn't on monday,because you get to ogle the nerd (me) https://file.garden/ajbwlq7l9sbzhjvh/3hug4dtrol4.jpg #nsfw #hyper-proportions ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⡶⠦⣤⣠⣴⣶⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⢿⠷⢼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣍⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣘⣒⣤⡀⠀⠈⢻⡷⠶⠒⠚⣿⠥⠥⠥⣍⠳⣌⠻⣆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠠⠤⢬⣹⣿⣦⣶⣯⣤⣤⣤⣾⣁⣀⡀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠀⠘⣷⣅⣠⣾⣛⣯⣅⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢙⣿⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣶⣤⣮⣿⣿⣯⢴⢴⢥⣅ ⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣧⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⠫⢈⠻⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣹⣿⡿⠯⠀ ⠀⠀⢿⡀⠘⢳⡀⠈⣙⣶⡖⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠌⢳⠀⢼⣦⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⢷⣤⣤⠙⠚⠁⠀⠙⠦⣄⡀⠀⢀⣠⠗⠂⠔⡸⠀⠈⠟⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣤⣜⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠁⠐⠒⠉⢠⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⣻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠷⢿⣷⣤⣴⣿⠿⢛⣵⣿⡿⢤⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠛⠉⠁⠁⣽⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⢴⡻⣿
HOT GIRLS DON'T NEED A FETCH MODUS. #SLAYCATION.
good for him. boundaries are important. not sure i wwould havve made the same decision.
wwhat a cutie. poor little fin is losin it.
D--> ... D--> Erm... D--> W-would you like to be carried more frequently, Lilith?
Should be ready shortly then, you can stop by whenever.
Let's shake things up. Party at my place. If you can figure out how to get here with no help whatsoever, I'll feed you and there will 8e music.
OKAY!!! [Video sent——it is of him doing as he said he would do although he is messing up the foot work a little... he is still trying to be as entertaining performing the Saltarello]
Hi light owls! Who's still up?
It Might Sound Like A Comical Effect Or Bold Enough Of Me To Say You Have Spoken What I Had In Mind Truly
looking damn good!
that is more prepared than i could begin to imagine. and i also like to be prepared for things.
omg of course you have a hot tub.
[Stallion is frozen solid, staring at jade text] [So frozen, in fact, it makes you wonder if he's even breathing]
D--> It is an honor to be held in such regards among both you and Him
Oh Hello All! Hope You Are Doing Well Today.
i am but that's because i know almost nothing about this stuff.
8=l < Mortals in general are stressful for me to interact with 8=l < I've killed a lover by embracing them too tightly 8=l < I have good gloves now though 8=l < Still I take immeasurable care wheneighver I touch things or beings
⦓ Dancing in the rain! I never slip because I can simply choose not to need gravity! ⦔
༻𐫱༺ Yess ༻𐫱༺
⦓ Feeling rather joyous today! I love the rain! ⦔
Man what the hell I'm extra vulnerable to the sun what is with these species differences I guess that would suggest this is convergent evolution to fill similar niches though
sure vwould and thanks zz:)!! im glad i survwivwed.
energy rifle on a lowv settin. i cant remember much, i vwas a kid and mostly remember my ancetsor lookin real disappointed or somethin.
also thank you zz:>
hi. i havwe free vwill. tiddies.
[__D BANG!| wh ah UG i Uh Uhm Uh i Uh.. yeah. :]
[__D BANG!| hehe! wowwee yer real prUtty like dis! welp... Not sayiN'that yer UGLY aNy other way.. jUst iGNore me..
oOh that dress is super cute! yoOu loOoOk FABULOoUS in it!
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] Jegu$, thi$ i$ that one weirdo internet thingy muh boy$ keep talkin' 'bout. Ah might a$ well make my$elf known here for the pretty ladie$. Here'$ a photo of me to get 'ya talkin' 'bout the be$t one. http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/ca9e38368507.png
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── !!! SORRY TO KEEP Y'ALL WAITING !!! ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
shapeshifting is an awesoOme poOwer, and being able toO shapeshift oOthers and alsoO inanimate oObjects? thats the best i never have toO goO loOoOking foOr a specific coOloOr oOf toOp because i can just change the coOloOr oOf whatever i can actually find toO be what i want.
L9ng are the days 9f Lilith pulling me 9ut 9f mud puddles and 6eing el69w deep in dirt chasing a w9rm. The sweaters I ruined. Sh9uld have made me tank t9ps at that p9int, jeez.
it keeps doing that, huh. probabl7 be(ause it's so dark and (an't see where it's going. keeps tripping, 7ou know?
SHES EVVIL THE THINGS I PUT MYSELF THROUGH FOR HER AND SHE DONT EVVEN HAVE THE RUMBLESPHERES TO BE ON THE SITE TO TAG HER IN FUCK HER
question; is it, horror game mascot, freddy faz8ear ?? like is he here in my hive ?? yeah actually. we’re taking turns making out with your lusus 8tw question; are you pregnant ?? NO I MADE A POST A8OUT THIS EARLIER TOO I’M NOT PREGNANT !! !! !! !! IT’S A FLESH AUTOMATA !! !! !! !! IT’S AN IN VITRO CLUMP OF MOTHER GRU8 TISSUES THAT’S INCU8ATING EGGS !! !! !! IT’S NOT #MY8ODY !! !! !! !! !! !! !! anypuppy who imagines me laying eggs IS SHOT ON SIGHT. ERIDAN.
major respect to the folk that spoiler their junk
Perhaps I'll Stop By, Get Lost In The Sea Of Red. Should Easily Get Lost In The Crowd.
haha god. i can definitely take you up on that.
You Never Forget The First Kind You Drink, It May Just Be Nastolgia In All Honesty But Truthfully Who Knows
My spheres are detacha8le. Am8igu0us spheres #myspheres
Doo yoou guys want too see a trick
oh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.
Aw, that's a shame. I h0pe y0u get s0me yummy 8l00d t0night th0
man, you get to see nice things if you stay up late enough.
i’m suddenl7 so glad i (ouldn’t sleep
oh. oh wow.
[__D BANG!| Howdy! I've Noticed a lack of posts oN M' little bitty sheriff accoUNt! So I decided to do more! StartiN off with a photo of me! https://cdN.imGchest.com/files/418b068d97ce.pNG
[__D BANG!| sometroll very Nicely drew a lil photo of me! I preciate it! thaNk ya! @GUllibleColUmNist https://file.GardeN/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/sleazebaG.pNG
[__D BANG!| i'm learNiNG a lot of thiNGs boUt driNkers i aiNt eveN kNow!
I Just Think It Suits My Strange Little Heart A Tad Bit More
i would hope you would think that! the alternative is pretty dire.
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
hopefully you like what you hear!
i mean that one is actually kind of cute.
I See, Don't Exactly Understand It But Thank You For The Answer.
[__D BANG!| I feel like das a threat! WUrst thiNG I ever doNe was trip M' moirail! HoNest!
[__D BANG!| heheh.. if I somehow eNd Up there.. ya miNd if i Get it a bit easy?
[Seeing everyone so offput by whatever was happening on the dash, Stallion grit his teeth and scrolled down] [Okay... people are all tagging #dashwatching but what did they wa-] [OH... OH THAT.]
beautiful!
SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG
c< well, tHeN tHats tHe way 2 dO it! HaNds ON! >c
i would love to wat(h 7ou, too
Sounds Entertaining
c< talKiNg abOut HaNdles? MegalO MeMes MegalO - large, gargaNtuaN, eveN MeMes- ideas passed betweeN peOple i aM large ideas >c
me at the dentist’s offi(e
I can't say here.
It reflects me rather well, don't you think?
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou #withboth!
you're so wise
we should just get rid of it tbh
(( OOC post for now, just because I wanted to get a slightly better ref for Iridis up, this is their Mage fit, and what they wear pretty much all the time! Though they don't usually have the weapons out. The twin khopesh are in Zillyhoo colours, and the bead bracelets/anklets are on both ankles, but only on their left wrist, not their right. Each bracelet has beads in all different kinds of gemstones, so they're multicoloured. Yes that is a thigh slit going all the way down to their knee, it's symmetrical so it's on both sides. I'll make a better pinned post eventually! Probably. )) https://64.media.tumblr.com/b6dcef78fac3f51602d21f05ced23d93/0fbdba25620ff044-c2/s640x960/8b0f7bdef811026fd014fd9f0a82c4e7bdf2da25.png
⦓ ... Right. Yeah. Everyone survived that fight even though it could've gone worse. I... That's good, yes! Thank you. ⦔
happy to help a friend out.
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
[|||] sooomething abooouuut seeing a dudeee in aaa shiiinyyy blaaack bikiiiniii does things tooo my thinkpan, sooo i whoooleeehearteeedly aaagree,,,