STATUS UPDATE: I HAVEN'T MOLTED....YET. THE PAINS ARE GETTING EXTREMELY BAD SO I CAN'T IMAGINE IT'LL BE MUCH LONGER. A DAY, MAYBE? TWO? HARD TO SAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT ESPECIALLY SINCE THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED I FOUGHT IT OFF FOR WEEKS. DON'T DO THAT BY THE WAY, MY PIECE OF SAGE ADVICE TO YOU, THAT SHIT SUCKED SEVERELY. I THINK I KNOW THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN MY COCOON CRACKS AT LEAST, PROVIDED I ACTUALLY REMEMBER TO DO IT. I'M GOING TO DO A FOOD REVIEW. STAY TUNED, I KNOW YOU ALL LOVE LOVE LOVE THOSE CONSIDERING HOW I USUALLY HAVE A LITANY OF EARTH-C'S NEXT TOP COMEDIANS IN MY COMMENTS SECTION WILING AWAY THEIR PRECIOUS HOURS ALIVE ARGUING WITH A HEMOANON ON THE INTERNET. REAL SMART MOVE, BY THE WAY. YOU GOD DAMN SMOOTH-PANNED SYCOPHANTS. AND YOU *ARE* SYCOPHANTS, BY THE WAY. YOU WOULDN'T ENGAGE WITH ME SO READILY IF IT DIDN'T FEED SOME KIND OF SICK PERVERSION YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WITH A '''CREATOR''' ONLINE. JUST KNOW THAT I SEE THROUGH YOU. WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT, I GUESS. FUCK THE WORLD, MY FINAL MESSAGE. GOODBYE.
okay iill get iin touch when iim feeliing partiicularly actiive
CAN YOU PEOPLE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD?! THE DM FEATURE EXISTS FOR A REASON DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO BE PINGED EVERY THREE MINUTES BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE DISCUSSING THE FINER MINUTIAE OF A BUSINESS DEAL IN MY REPLIES?
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action regarding a disruption of the peace,
CLOSING STATEMENT! my business card is in pinned bye
srry that its been painful food reviewer karkat i hope u survive also apparently im goin against u in court now bc sollux decided 2 fite u
SURE. WHATEVER. THIS MAY AS WELL HAPPEN. I'M NOT ATTENDING BECAUSE ITS FUCKING STUPID.
