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pretty boy on his knees askin' real nice to choke on yer dick. how could any man say no? #nsfw
my type is kind of always changing idk sometimes boys just do stuff and im like "omg" and then theyre my type does this make sense
happy easter ya freaky fucks #nsfw #puppet #vaguely #religiousimagery #kinda [This image is not just him, but a white smuppet wearing bunny ears. His dick is almost completely inside that hashtag plush rump, and some of his happy trail is shaved away to form an upside down cross.]
(#violence) Your name is JOHN LALONDE. As previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of attempts at cakes are scattered around your room. You'll get there eventually. You have a variety of other interests that you are ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT. You like to perform MAGIC ACTS befitting of a WIZENED SAGE OF THE MYSTICAL ARTS. You often say you are such a skilled magician that you even made your FATHER DISAPPEAR. That is one of your favorites in your arsenal of MORBID and SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES. It is a great point of pride. Making fun of yourself can elevate any conversation, especially on those rare but ever-so-special moments when your humor makes people KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE. Then you have EVEN MORE ANGST to turn into comedy. It is a cycle that CANNOT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE. You also like to entertain yourself with INTERNET VIDEOS of GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE. It makes you think about how, in such a heinous and tense situation, you would simply NOT GET KILLED. For instance, if a cartel wanted to behead you, you would fend them off, starting by throwing your collection of METAL WATER BOTTLES in IRONICALLY BRIGHT COLORS. (Because you are screaming along to EVANESCENCE SONGS so often. One benefit of your mother's aloofness is that you can be as loud as you want and she does not care.) What will you do? (https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c37de14df84.png Sprite made using FarragoFiction's Homestuck Doll Maker.)
lil request from @archiveAddict #nsfw [He has a few toys in the next couple pictures. He's naked, spread out, with a cock ring nestled at the base of his fully hard dick. In one, he's posed mid thrust into an intricately designed fleshlight, lube dripping down the length. Another, he's shown from behind, sitting himself on a dildo. His back arched, head tilted back. None of these show his face fully.]
thinkin abt getting absolutely obliterated on a purple bulge rn #nsfw
dude. bro. etc. i have just found this sweet vid. the blurry camera, the scream when he falls. a true classic lmao.