Vesica Anelus, the Bulge Curator

2 months ago

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

The narrator

Those of whom make fate take a knee

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@bulgeCurator[BC]

@resplendentCandour #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. Technically, he did not request this and has been requested to have it made clear that it was not his idea and he is only engaging in his peers' requests because he is a generous CEO. I. don't know what that means. His bulge smells like fresh ink from a quill pot. Like, I'm about to sign a contract with him. It tastes of blue. Uhm. I think you get what I mean when I say that. But very blue. Overwhelmingly blue! I like it. Kind of makes my tongue tingle in numbness! There's a sort of aluminum undertaste as well. Like, I'm drinking blue from a can. Statswise... Strength is a modest 6! This is typical of his caste. Uhm. But not that it doesn't impress me... Pliability is also a 6! I can't really get a good sense of this stat as he is in a business suit! If I'm wrong, please don't sue me. Length is an 8! Like, two cans of a drink, stacked. Imagine the drink you want! I know what I'm imagining. Girth is is a 7. Similar girth to a can as well! At the base anyway. It has a strong immediate taper near the tip, but otherwise is generally a consistent length. X-Factor: 9!!! 9!!!!!!!!! HE HAS MY FAVORITE BULGE FEATURE. Specialized secretions that are slightly thicker than normal hemosplooge! Uhm. His genmat also secretes from the striations found across his upper flank in excess. This means that his genmat is uhm, stronger, than yours, generally, and would, uhm, push yours out of the way due to its density. This might be wrong. Uhm. That's my reading!