↗️I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO CULTURAL CONTEXT FOR THE IMPORTANCE OF THESE TERMS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DEVOTED COUNTLESS MINUTES OF LOST PRODUCTIVITY TO TAKING THIS.↗️ ↘️there is no option for threatening suicide on any of these questions, but i have done my best.↘️ ↗️#NSFW.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e659820882dc.jpg
llending credence to @grimAuxilliatrix's take that the tests are not very accurate
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↗️I AM LITERALLY ECSTATIC AT THE IDEA OF INSIDER TRADING, PARTICULARLY WHERE IT CONCERNS THE INVOLVEMENT OF FELLOW "DOMINANT ALPHAS".↗️ ↘️the exclusion of other secondary genders is exciting.↘️
No fuckin wwavve did you get the same result as me. That aside, I'm surprised. You'd think a beta wwould better fit your position on the corporate ladder.
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↘️i still have zero frame of reference for what these words mean, but i am just going to blindly trust that your authoritive regard is wholly and unironically and also entirely correct in your assessment.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE AN ALPHA, I AM PROUD TO BE AN ALPHA WITH SOMEONE OF SUCH SUPERIOR AND WORLDLY INTELLECT.↗️
↗️I AM SITTING ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT, MY BREATH CAGED WITHIN THE THIN, MEMBRANOUS EXTERIOR OF MY WINDORGANS.↗️
I'll explain my understandin as clearly as I can. Bearin in mind that this is a fictional construct, I ink, wwith basis in reality. Alphas havve a natural ability to be on top of ship. Be it in quadrants or in wwork. WWithin the... literature I'vve perused, they may evven be able to control people to some degree. Betas are the evverytrolls. The majority of society. The vvital buildin bricks and cogs that run the machine. Just as important, mind you. Omegas are highly vvalued, but at the bottom of things. They're particularly susceptible to suggestion by Alphas. In said, literature, they... also havve the ability to gestate young, let's say.



