In honor of #fishingfriday, I'd like to commemorate the most DESIRABLE CATCHES the parasocial users of this platform are endlessly baiting their hooks over. Beware: - The REASSURANCE REAPER. Most commonly downplaying their own social prowess (although at this point I think you people might be grading yourselves quite fairly). - The SYMPATHY SIFTER. Did you purchase yourself a coffee this morning? Good for you. They've never tried it. The purpleblood that keeps them locked in their basement makes them lick dirty puddle water from the dripping rusty pipes. They will make this your problem. - The SEXUAL ATTENTION SCAVENGER. No description for this one. I didn't say his name, but he popped up in your mind, didn't he?
Do ya think the world works by knowing who and what someone is immediately, always, forever? I don't, and I don't like it. Yeah, I take a look when I like da person I'm talkin' to, 'cause I like da cut a der gib, but otherwise it just feels real invasive. But hey, maybe yer right. Maybe I'll just be better off thinking exactly like you.
↘️oh my god i have been noticed.↘️
Somehow the factual basics of social media have EXPLODED into a conversation on the philosophy on life and interpersonal relationships. I am telling you, in concrete terms, how it works. Your personal preferences are kind of irrelevant here. It's the established norm. You can wear your hat on your rump; no one can stop you; but we've all agreed that isn't where it goes. :B
Ain't nobody agreed on anythin' here. I'm tellin' you I don't like how it works. It's weird, it's creepy. Take it or leave it. You wanna leave it and think I'm backwards? Sure. At least I'll have my damn sanity...
Oh my lord. This is like scrounging for banter in the dementia ward. You are actually successfully baiting me into caring whether or not you receive my point. I am mashing the square peg into the round hole. CATCH OF THE DAY, FOLKS. WE JUST REELED IN A WHOPPER.
... Sir. You win. I can't compete with this caliber of effortless codgerly flaming. "They can't insult you if you can't comprehend it. You go low? I'll pick my nose and eat it."
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i'm s0 glad i can sleep easy kn0wing i d0n't fit int0 any 0f these categ0ries.