Remell Valkry
@gregariousConundrum
| No time like the PRESENT! | | Proud guardian of my GARDEN. | | I don't cause trouble, IT JUST FINDS ME! |
|Slowly wipes the FIFTEEN off my whiteboard that is labeled "NIGHTS WITHOUT STELYE EATIN SOMETHING FROM MY GARDEN THAT COULD KILL HIM."|
but dey could totes b soooo yummy,,, how wuld i know if i dont even try dem? xP
(i t-think we h-have a g-good chance o-of making i-it a p-perigree this t-time!)
|JESUS FUCK. I just REPLANTED my bleedin geraniums... But a stray drone attack HIT MY FUCKIN PLANT BEDS AGAIN. Oh my god... =( On my frond hinges sobbin.|
⧽2o⸝⸝ late⸝⸝ already⸝⸝ ⁞n⸝⸝ ꕀa⸝⸝ bellay⸝⸝
|Dependin on which on ya ATE. You have BETWEEN four hour of three weeks to live. Go THROW UP. |
|If I have to put my NUBS down ya windhole... so HELP me... Someone is DYIN. And it WILL be YOU.|
|I don't know the DRAMA of this place. But I'm NOSEY... Tell me somethin crazy with no CONTEXT.|
An Evil Cherub fought a guy and exploded.
|Don't know what a cherub is. Now I'm curious. But I didn't ask for context so. I got what I ordered.|
|You are RIGHT... I got what I ASKED for... Walks away PATHETICALLY...|
[THEY BROKE ↑ IN A #OMMENT $E#TION UNDER THE PORN VIDEO OF ONE OF THEM WITH A PLU$HIE ]
|Heyaaa CHITTR! How are you doing on this fine DAY? I've had a nice quiet night in my GARDEN tendin to my FLOWERS and I'm about to hit the SLIME. But one little post never hurt no one. Probably. Can't promise consistency but I can promise occasional GARDEN postin and general STUPIDITY! #firstCHITT|
(uhm h-hi there r-remell) (its n-nice to s-see you) (if y-you still r-remember me) (its o-ok if y-you dont) (i w-woudlnt blame y-you)
|Crelly. We talked a few NIGHTS ago? I think? Maybe. Ok its been a BIT. I've been BUSY. Plantin FLOWERS. And VEGETABLES. It's good to see YOU on here though! =)|
(oh, i j-just, thought i-in case y-you forgot m-me over t-that time...) (are t-they working o-out well?) (i h-hope they a-are)
|With a little TIME and EFFORT, there will be a big harvest the next SEASON! I've really got it this TIME. There won't be any crazy ACCIDENTS or insect INFESTIONS this time that will mess with my PLANTS!|