Kanaya Maryam

4 days ago

Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.

I Have Been On A Rather Long Hiatus That Is All I Wanted To Say Also I Love Women

Kult: +15

Kull: +12

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.25

4 days ago

@triumphantTestificate[TT]

How innovative. How new.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @triumphantTestificate[TT]

4 days ago

Must I Be Innovative To Be Great

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Rosalina (Rose) Lalonde

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@nightterrorPsychologist[NP]

I just noticed the time, I must sleep. Next to my beautiful fluffy wives.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

How Many Wives Do You Have

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Rosalina (Rose) Lalonde

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@nightterrorPsychologist[NP]

Two, and as stated in a previous post they're ok with me kissing alternate versions of them.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @nightterrorPsychologist[NP]

Are You Soliciting Me

ꜱᴛʀᴀɴᴅᴇᴅ

Verified

A user of established repute

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

transgender

love yourself

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

@grimLover[GL]

Women Tier List First My Wife Second Everyone Else

Kult: +42

Kull: +15

Total: 57

Ratio: 2.80

This Is What Ive Been Saying

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

ꜱᴛʀᴀɴᴅᴇᴅ

Verified

A user of established repute

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

transgender

love yourself

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

@grimLover[GL]

You Are So Real Me

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimLover[GL]

Ditto

Could #Serketposting

Kult: +30

Kull: +17

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.76

Vrisbot Serket

@arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

kanaya!!!!!!!!

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @arachnidsGalvanized[AG]

You Know I Totally Could If I Wanted

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

pansexual

love yourself

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Breakfast: One (1) Ultra Peachy Keen Monster Energy. Disclaimer: I'm marinating some pork butt for a more hearty lunch.

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

Ha You Said Butt

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

pansexual

love yourself

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I love eating butt. #suggestive?

#suggestive

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

I Know You Do

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Where The Bitches At (Note: Bitches Is Being Used In An Exclusively Positive Manner Here) #Nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

I am right here—truly, you may trust me, I am present.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You Should Message Me Sometime I Would Do So Myself But I Am Told That Making The First Move Is Risky

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

therapeuticTentacles [TT] has exploded.

Kult: +14

Kull: +5

Total: 19

Ratio: 2.80

I Will Be Leaving Flowers

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

There appear to be two Kanaya Maryams following me—good heavens, I may simply burst (in the most positive sense).

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Im Sure The Two Of Us Can Share

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Oh—twenty-five followers already. My thanks to the second Kanaya Maryam.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Theres Two Of Us You Say

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Hi.

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Hello

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Hi, Kanaya!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

How Are You Doing

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

I’m doing rather well this morning—how about yourself?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Doing Better Now

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Are you cognitive bias? Because I can’t see anyone else clearly when you’re around. #pickuplines

#pickuplines

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

That Would Sweep Me Off My Feet For Sure

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Before The Day Ends Who Wants Me

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

pansexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< meow!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

Thank You Nepeta I Can Always Count On You

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Please pardon my rather blunt choice of words, but, where are all the bad bitches at?

Kult: +55

Kull: +37

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.49

You Rang?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Oh my goodness—are you real? What a pleasant surprise. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Pardon

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

Ah, my apologies—I appear to have become somewhat… overzealous. A moment of unbecoming enthusiasm. Er—robotic shenanigans. Yeah.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Robots Are Infamously Very Emotional Creatures Upon Seeing Me I Understand

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

You possess a kind of power that could, without question, short-circuit one.

Kult: +5

Total: 5