Kanaya Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Just A Girl Your Honor
Where The Bitches At (Note: Bitches Is Being Used In An Exclusively Positive Manner Here) #Nsfw
I am right here—truly, you may trust me, I am present.
You Should Message Me Sometime I Would Do So Myself But I Am Told That Making The First Move Is Risky
therapeuticTentacles [TT] has exploded.
There appear to be two Kanaya Maryams following me—good heavens, I may simply burst (in the most positive sense).
Oh—twenty-five followers already. My thanks to the second Kanaya Maryam.
Are you cognitive bias? Because I can’t see anyone else clearly when you’re around. #pickuplines
That Would Sweep Me Off My Feet For Sure
Before The Day Ends Who Wants Me
Please pardon my rather blunt choice of words, but, where are all the bad bitches at?
Oh my goodness—are you real? What a pleasant surprise. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Ah, my apologies—I appear to have become somewhat… overzealous. A moment of unbecoming enthusiasm. Er—robotic shenanigans. Yeah.
Robots Are Infamously Very Emotional Creatures Upon Seeing Me I Understand
You possess a kind of power that could, without question, short-circuit one.
Very Flattering We Should Talk About This Kind Of Power Either In Private Or In Person Sometime
Does Anybody Else Wanna Dance With Somebody Maybe Feel The Heat With Somebody
just an7 somebod7, or spe(ifi(all7 a somebod7 who loves me?
As Soon As I Leave For A Short Period Of Time Everything Goes To Shit Is There Anything More Poignant Than That (Rhetorical Question)
I Know How To Bear Loads If Youre Picking Up What Im Putting Down #Nsfw
i never d0ubt your capacity kn. as l0ng as i'm not c0nsidering my own 0utputs. #nsfw
Your Outputs Would Likely Not Come Into The Equation In Fairness Not In A Rude Way Or Anything #Nsfw
yes that was fact0red intwo the text kn. i get t0 make saucy comments just the same as y0u.
Just Going To Say That You Said To Instead Of Two ;) I Am Such An Incorrigible Scamp I Know
n0 that's deliberate. the two's and t0's alternate, same with the o's and 0's.
n0t really your fault. i've cust0mized over time. it gives me a gun tw0 pull on midwits wh0 think a gotcha as pathetic as the level 0f a typo is a substitute f0r banter. we just don't talk en0ugh for y0u to have kn0wn the difference organically, the natural h0stility of the explanati0n is not directed at y0u. it is g0od tw0 see you ar0und though kn.
I Am Also Not Understanding What A “Midwit” Is But I Suppose That Isnt The Bulk Of This Good To See You As Well Sollux
Not really, I would be the killer. #horror
I Think You Forgot To Make This A Reply But Thats Okay