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I am right here—truly, you may trust me, I am present.
therapeuticTentacles [TT] has exploded.
There appear to be two Kanaya Maryams following me—good heavens, I may simply burst (in the most positive sense).
Oh—twenty-five followers already. My thanks to the second Kanaya Maryam.
I’m doing rather well this morning—how about yourself?
Apologies if the joke proved a touch excessive—I do have a tendency to indulge in the occasional trend.
My nook and bulge look something like this. #joke #noTheyDont #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7498.jpeg
Haha, girl, you’re so hot you’re gonna make me shortcirc̶͈̼̻̣͈̩̝͍̠̰̹͖̃̈́̅͆͑͗́̊̑̔̕̕͜ͅų̷̠̖͚̹̗̝͔̬̭͎̹̝̓ĩ̸̢̞̤̖̳͎͍͑̇͊̋̓̂̓̔͂̈̑̓̂̕ͅţ̶̨̛̺̹̭̖̞̝̒̎̄͊̊͒̿̈́̕ ̴̡̢̡̜͈̳̻̉͠ #Robots
Are you cognitive bias? Because I can’t see anyone else clearly when you’re around. #pickuplines
I was out drinking. What did I miss?
You possess a kind of power that could, without question, short-circuit one.
Ah, my apologies—I appear to have become somewhat… overzealous. A moment of unbecoming enthusiasm. Er—robotic shenanigans. Yeah.
Oh my goodness—are you real? What a pleasant surprise. Hi. Hi. Hi.
just an7 somebod7, or spe(ifi(all7 a somebod7 who loves me?
Please pardon my rather blunt choice of words, but, where are all the bad bitches at?
n0t really your fault. i've cust0mized over time. it gives me a gun tw0 pull on midwits wh0 think a gotcha as pathetic as the level 0f a typo is a substitute f0r banter. we just don't talk en0ugh for y0u to have kn0wn the difference organically, the natural h0stility of the explanati0n is not directed at y0u. it is g0od tw0 see you ar0und though kn.
n0 that's deliberate. the two's and t0's alternate, same with the o's and 0's.
yes that was fact0red intwo the text kn. i get t0 make saucy comments just the same as y0u.
i never d0ubt your capacity kn. as l0ng as i'm not c0nsidering my own 0utputs. #nsfw
thank you hatebot hal for ur consistent hatred in these times of terror.
I’m just built different. #NoMissingNoForMe
getting_a_notification_just_for_it_to_be_that_possibility_malicious_AI_hating_for_no_good_reason https://file.garden/ZVZdv8PdJFNCIihT/disappointed-sad.gif
rosie is a final girl
Not really, I would be the killer. #horror
That might be safer than what I'm doing.
Seems that way. I'm playing catch-up right now.
I think that also got hit with it.
So who volunteers to be my test subject for figuring out what the fuck is going on with the missingno thing.
oh man kanaya thats like my whole thing i am the king of figures of speech i am in the trenches of that shit
just felt weird mentioning sex and kids in the same context but noted not that im shocked with how often my roses face and hair get a jade green dyejob
nothing wrong with being a lipstick lesbian maryam
I 6ecame a girl 6ecause I 6r9ke my 9riginal gender, and it wasn't c9vered 6y warranty, and it wasn't in st9ck when I went t9 6uy a new 9ne. H9wever, this new gender is 9f very high quality. I d9 like the "She/Her" pr9n9uns, and I feel happy with myself.
:33< t33h33 too true! :33< love mewre sense of mewmor kanyanya!
:33 < its a standing ofur
:33< mew could always to hampurrger style if mew want to k33p the face in tact
:33< cutting him purrfectly in half hotdog style
:33 < make out with a girl whenefur they do to make them look stupid :33 < if mew n33d one to make out with i am always available
K--<say "sorry, but im lesbian. if you transition i might consider it though ;)" either they get so baffled you can walk away or you just forcibly broke someones egg
breast envy implies the existence 0f six other deadly titty sins.
oh i already know the answer to it i dont even need to ask
how to casual and polite style ask someone if they dyed their hair and also feathers or if they just did something extremely stupid instead to get this new look
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a00eebccb37bb0e2446556e9cd475130/84d28ea0d7402140-7e/s1280x1920/c4a1bb152315acb02026f23b3a5676702053e2cd.png #s0lfax
thats why y0ure a real one kn y0u always roll with the japes.
that's the 8est part what do you mean. I need this in my life
i meant as far as the with y0u part. i got an0ther hour tw0 go either way unf0rtunately.
with you 0n your ass particularly 0r like in spirit?
19th Century, ivory pleasure object. European manufacture. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1cbc6af734b4.png #nsfw
wish this was me so 8ad kanaya
K--<yeah!
:33< so... :33< bulge am i right? :33< #nsfw