Kanaya Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Just A Girl Your Honor
Where The Bitches At (Note: Bitches Is Being Used In An Exclusively Positive Manner Here) #Nsfw
I am right here—truly, you may trust me, I am present.
You Should Message Me Sometime I Would Do So Myself But I Am Told That Making The First Move Is Risky
Before The Day Ends Who Wants Me
Does Anybody Else Wanna Dance With Somebody Maybe Feel The Heat With Somebody
just an7 somebod7, or spe(ifi(all7 a somebod7 who loves me?
As Soon As I Leave For A Short Period Of Time Everything Goes To Shit Is There Anything More Poignant Than That (Rhetorical Question)
I Know How To Bear Loads If Youre Picking Up What Im Putting Down #Nsfw
i never d0ubt your capacity kn. as l0ng as i'm not c0nsidering my own 0utputs. #nsfw
Your Outputs Would Likely Not Come Into The Equation In Fairness Not In A Rude Way Or Anything #Nsfw
yes that was fact0red intwo the text kn. i get t0 make saucy comments just the same as y0u.
Just Going To Say That You Said To Instead Of Two ;) I Am Such An Incorrigible Scamp I Know
n0 that's deliberate. the two's and t0's alternate, same with the o's and 0's.
n0t really your fault. i've cust0mized over time. it gives me a gun tw0 pull on midwits wh0 think a gotcha as pathetic as the level 0f a typo is a substitute f0r banter. we just don't talk en0ugh for y0u to have kn0wn the difference organically, the natural h0stility of the explanati0n is not directed at y0u. it is g0od tw0 see you ar0und though kn.
I Am Also Not Understanding What A “Midwit” Is But I Suppose That Isnt The Bulk Of This Good To See You As Well Sollux
It Is Unfortunate To Be In A World Of #Boynook As A Lesbian Who Likes #Girlbulge And #Girlnook But Then Again It Makes Me Into A Kind Of Stereotype Of One So Whatever Boys Can Have #Nook Too #Nsfw
nothing wrong with being a lipstick lesbian maryam
youre a beacon of hope in the darkness for all girls with pussies and dicks across paradox space you be up in that shit like a kid on christmas morning actually that's a terrible example like that one guy with dick psionics finding a highblood ig
A Kid On Christmas Morning Is Fairly Apt For The Level Of Enthusiasm I Show Actually #nsfw
just felt weird mentioning sex and kids in the same context but noted not that im shocked with how often my roses face and hair get a jade green dyejob
That Should Be Me Damn It While I Do See What You Mean Coming Up With Better Enthusiasm Figures Of Speech Is Fairly Difficult #Nsfw
oh man kanaya thats like my whole thing i am the king of figures of speech i am in the trenches of that shit
Is There Any Way To Deal With Being Hit On By A Man That Does Not Involve Blowing Up In Their Face Not Time Sensitive But I Know Its Going To Happen Eventually
:33< cutting him purrfectly in half hotdog style
I Will Try This I Have Done It Before So It Isnt Too Farfetched
:33< mew could always to hampurrger style if mew want to k33p the face in tact
:33< t33h33 too true! :33< love mewre sense of mewmor kanyanya!
It Is Time For A Long Day Of Doing Nothing And Sitting On My Ass Whos With Me
K--<yeah!
wish this was me so 8ad kanaya
with you 0n your ass particularly 0r like in spirit?
Its More Of A Figure Of Speech To Mean Me Sitting Down So I Guess It Is That In Particular Though It Would Be More Accurate To Say Im Lying Down
that's the 8est part what do you mean. I need this in my life
i meant as far as the with y0u part. i got an0ther hour tw0 go either way unf0rtunately.