Chief Deputy Pyralspite
@grimgribberingCarnifex
She/they. Older than your lusus. My troll graduated top of her legislacerator schoolfeeding. Opinions reflect draconian law standards don't @me if you get troll-arrested.
4lso. M1ndpost1ng. 1 thought up th1s m3ss4g3 w1th my m1nd.
R34lly, though, L4tul4 1sn't p4rt1cul4rly 1nt3r3st3d 1n th3 dr4gon f1gur1n3s or st4tu3tt3s. Or m4ny dr4gon-r3l4t3d th1ngs. Sh3 do3sn't d1sl1k3 th3m, but sh3's not 4s 3nthus14st1c 4bout th3m 4s 1 4m. Sh3 us3d to 3njoy th3m 4 lot mor3, 4nd th3n sh3 gr3w old3r. Such 1s th3 n4tur4l w4y of th1ngs.
4 lot of v1s1tors to th3 h1v3 4ssum3 th4t th3 3ndl3ss coll3ct1on of dr4gon f1gur1n3s 4nd st4tu3s b3longs to my troll. H4h4. L1ttl3 fools. Thos3 4r3 m1n3.
1 sw34r 1f th3 1nsp3ctor d3c1d3d to sp3nd th3 3nt1r3 d4y 4w4k3 th3y would st1ll f4ll 4sl33p for 4n 1mm34sur4bly sm4ll 4mmount of t1m3 just to w4k3 up 4t 6 4nyhow. Th3 poor fool looks t3rr1bl3.
NOT DOLLY P4RTON?!
Sh4m3 you l1ttl3 bugs c4n't look 4t sunr1s3s. Th1s on3 1s 4 good on3. https://1.1mgur.com/8HwFcR2.png
You'd th1nk fly1ng cr34tur3s would h4v3 4n 1nn4t3 s3ns3 of d1r3ct1on. No. On th3 oth3r t4lon c3ntr4l 4lt3rn14 h4s som3 gr34t s1ghts to s33.
W3 c4n just k33p fly1ng 4nd s33 wh3r3 th4t l4nds us. Or w3 c4n try to c4tch 4 r1d3 on 4 p4ss1ng scuttl3buggy. W3'r3 4bout th1rty t1m3s th3 s1z3 of on3 but 1t would b3 so funny. 1m4g1n3 th3 dr1v3r's f4c3.
N3ws: 1 h4v3 surv1v3d th3 v3ry sp1cy curry. Oth3r N3ws: 4pp4r3ntly B3rrybr34th h4s b33n follow1ng m3 th3 whol3 t1m3. 1 w4s follow1ng th3m. No clu3 wh3r3 w3 4r3.
Don't look 4t your lusus' posts, L4tul4, pl34s3. Not l1k3 th1s. Th1s 1s not my f1n3st mom3nt
4lso th3 1nt3rn p4ss3d out 1 w4s not cr4zy th3y d1d m4k3 1t sp1c13r for m3
D1d th3y m4k3 1t sp1c13r b3c4us3 of my s1z3? B3c4us3 th3y thought 1 could h4ndl3 mor3? Th1s would sur3ly k1ll 4 troll. Wh4t th3 h3ll. 1'm go1ng to m4k3 th3 1nt3rn 34t 1t too to ch3ck
G3t thos3 d4mn cooks 4 tortur3r job on th3 courts Good JOV3 Do 4w4y w1th th3 d34th s3nt3nc3 th3 sp1cy grubcurry on th3 34rly R1s3r d1n3r off th3 1nt3rsp4c3 0-5 1s 3nough
4ppr3c14t3 th3 folks 4t th3 Gutgorg3 cu1s1n3 d1n3r for not k1ck1ng up 4 fuss wh3n two dr4gons go 4nd 4sk for t4k3 out. 4ppr3c14t3 th4t th3y d1dn't stop m3 from g3tt1ng th3 Tw3lv3 Clock 4l4rm Sp1cy Grubcurry. 1 4m 4 f1rm b3l13v3r on l3tt1ng on3 l34rn from th31r m1st4k3s - 3v3n 1f th3y 4r3 my own. On th3 oth3r t4lon: h3lp On th3 oth3r oth3r t4lon: l4tul4 1 dont th1nk 1m go1ng to g3t h1v3 ton1ght
Not that it matters But the CluckBeast keBaB was very tasty and not too spicy ^.=.^
D1gg1ng h4v1ng 4 l1ttl3 1nt3rn bug typ1ng for m3. 1 g3t to sn4rl n34r h1s f4c3 4nd w4tch h1m tr3mbl3. H3's 3v3n typ1ng th1s out 3x4ctly 4s 1 s4y. Poor th1ng's not 3v3n th1nk1ng of wh4t 1'm h4v1ng h1m typ3.
Cl34rly. But th3 m4n's scroll1ng t3chn1qu3 1s comm3nd4bl3. Thumbs for n1ghts, h3 h4s.
Oh h3 1s v3ry good 4t th4t. W4tch out for th3 pr4nks though.
1f h3 h4s th3 g1bl3ts to pr4nk 4 dr4gon clos3 to 100 t1m3s h1s s1z3, 1 s4y h3's 34rn3d 1t. 1'll try not to n1bbl3 h1m too much 1f h3 do3s.
H4v3 you ch3ck3d th3 docum3nts y3t, th3 1mp3tuous fool 4sks. Th3 docum3nts? 4h y3s, th3 on3s you h4v3 not s3nt m3 - thos3 on3s - th3 on3s on3 h4s r3qu3st3d 4nd th4t you h4v3 not s3nt- thos3 on3s? Thos3 v3ry on3s? 1 know you h4v3 l1ttl3 cho1c3, l1ttl3 bugs of t34l blood - but st4y 4w4y from th3 m3ss th4t 1s l4w 1f you c4n h3lp 1t.
i pity y0ur plight, cheif, i d0 wish it ends f0r y0u s00n
Unfortun4t3ly, n1gh-1mmort4l1ty 1mpl13s n1gh-3ndl3ss work1ng, l1ttl3 bug. Th3 thought 1s 4ppr3c14t3d, n3v3rth3l3ss.
Th3 1nsp3ctor 4nd 1 b3g1n our n1ghts by op3n1ng up M4crosoft T34ms. 3v3ry 3v3n1ng. F1rst th1ng. W3 4r3 m34nt to b3 on v4c4t1on. 1 would l1k3 to gl4r3splod3 som3th1ng.
We also have a meeting in 2 hours, chief.
Not 4ll b4ttl3s 4r3 w4g3d 1n th3 b4ttl3f13ld. Nor th3 courts. Som3t1m3s on3 wr3stl3s 4n 1nfl4t4bl3 crocod1l3 1nto subm1ss1on 4t th3 publ1c pool.