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oops, gos)( gotta keep track of all t)(e water you call t)(em? alts? gotta make s)(ore im not stepping on any fins! t)(ird times t)(e c)(arm wit)( my profile pic!
o)( wow u)(... w)(ale good t)(ing i am very good at dealing wit)( argumentative types!
> 1've 2topped bother1ng w1th ketchup for that exact rea2on <
WHY 1S P1NG4S S1TT1NG ON MY D4SH #D4SHSN1FF1NG 4ND #D4SHL1CK1NG
YOU DONT KNOW WH4T 1M S4Y1NG? 1 DONT 31TH3R H4LF OF TH3 T1M3 >:]
I would never purport that the Orphaner is an idiot, nor would I claim he was truly dull in any manner in life. What he primarily was, was a sore loser, and a terri8le victor. I am aware of what I am going to do to him, of course. Or rather, what he will have happen to himself as a result of a slightly aggressive pursuit from my fleet. Yet, I almost wish for his survival just so he can remain interesting one more night. At least. Then the masses can have him.
4ND HUM4NK1ND 4PP4R3NTLY. UGH
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What2 r3d and bad for your t33th? A brick
What kind of animal ha2 mor3 liv32 than a cat? A frog, b3cau23 it croak2 3v3ry day
As I am sure your ward tasted heavenly to the masses that swarmed her.
som3t1m3z 1m gl4d 1 c4nt sm3ll, mostly wh3n 1 th1nk 4bout wh4t my p4lz c4n do to 4 room.
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You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! It's a nice breezy day so far, a little cooler as we get ever closer to the Dim Seasons, but definitely one worth experiencing while you have lunch. We've got some nice funk coming up here for you by Jack Wilkins. This is "Red Clay" only on K2E1. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
Love and peace! Peace and love!
Mind posting 2 + 2 … Well That’s 4. #mindpost
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can't hold all these t1nklettes... they're gett1ng so b1g... 🥺 (( drawn by @handMa1d ))
im evil again... time to do evil things... fear me...
tHE ONLY BADGE i NEED IS THE BADGE OF HONOR FOR HELPING THOSE LESS CONFIDENT, }:)
im such a talented little fish glub glub wwhat a great time to be afteralivve
th3y h4v3 m3 w4tch1ng j3rs3y shor3 wh1l3 1 pl4y c4stl3v4n14, lolz!!!!!!!! >8]
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We've got a fabulous morning here to greet us today, don't we? The walk to work was wonderful, the sun just peeking through the clouds, the moons a dim pair hanging in the corner of the sky, and the music from the night shift's wrap up made for good company as I made my way to the studio. I can only hope now that my takeover shift will bring music just as wonderful to guide you all throughout the day! Let's start off with one of our familiar favorites, Dave Brubeck again! This time he's playing "Besame Mucho" which I believe translates to Kiss Me A Lot! Here's hoping it brings you many future kisses from your special person in life, dear listeners. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
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I’ve a new lease on life, a new suit, I have forced a healthier workplace environment into being for myself… I do hope the rest of you are doing well.
1nt3rn st3v3n 1s 3n rout3.
4ll f41r po1nts 4ctu4lly. 1f you 3v3r w4nt 4n 1nt3rn to bully 1 c4n l1k3ly sp4r3 som3.
1'm not on3 to b3grudg3 you th4t, 1'm mostly just wond3r1ng how you typ3.
i pity y0ur plight, cheif, i d0 wish it ends f0r y0u s00n
Intel on the possibly impending Keronian assimilation programs that they might try to impose on this planet now that they may have records of my location and disappearance. But... [Looks up, neck craning nearly 90 degrees] I have the feeling this planet can defend itself much better than mere Pekoponians ever could, dech... [The uu of their vocal tic is reduced to near nothing, the presence before it leaving the frog silenced]