Chief Deputy Pyralspite

1 week ago

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

RO4R >:]

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

1 week ago

Ro4r 1nd33d.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Maplehoof

@mapleHoof[MH]

neeiigghhhh!!

Kult: +35

Kull: +5

Total: 40

Ratio: 7.00

Snfsnfsnf.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Feferi Peixes

bisexual

love yourself

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@cuddlesandCuttlefish[CC]

w)(at a wae to join t)(e website! do arguments pike t)(at )(appen a lot?

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

4t l34st on3 p3r hour 1s th3 4v3r4g3. 4 lot mor3 dur1ng th3 hours of h34vy us4g3. But n3v3r z3ro.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Feferi Peixes

bisexual

love yourself

Cuttle-y

Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@cuddlesandCuttlefish[CC]

o)( wow u)(... w)(ale good t)(ing i am very good at dealing wit)( argumentative types!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @cuddlesandCuttlefish[CC]

Th4t 1s 4 v1rtu3, 4nd 4 gr34t sk1ll to h4v3, l1ttl3 on3. Wh3th3r h3r3 or 4nywh3r3 3ls3.

Som3t1m3s grubburg3r pl4c3s w1ll g1v3 you th3 k3tchup w1th th3 m34l 4nd som3t1m3s th3y won't g1v3 you th3 k3tchup w1th th3 m34l 4nd you h4v3 to p4y 3xtr4. Som3t1m3s th3y'll ch4ng3 th31r m1nd 4nd st4rt off3r1ng k3tchup 4g41n. Or stop. 1 h4v3 n3v3r onc3 gott3n 1t r1ght. 1 31th3r g3t two p4ck3ts of k3tchup or 1 g3t non3. 4 s3cond p4ck3t 1s unn3c3ss4ry. Obv1ously th3 dr4gon th4t h4s to go through th3 d1v3-through do3sn't not1c3 unt1l sh3 1s w3ll 4w4y from th3 r3st4ur4nt w1th d1s4ppo1nt1ng m34l 1n t4lon. 1 c4nnot l1v3 l1k3 th1s 4nymor3.

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

The Nuclear

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

nonbinary

love yourself

pansexual

love yourself

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

Beforan Resident

The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.

@contrivedAtomically[CA]

> 1've 2topped bother1ng w1th ketchup for that exact rea2on <

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @contrivedAtomically[CA]

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

1 do splurg3 on som3 of th3 f4nc13r fry d1ps from t1m3 to t1m3, but 1t r3turns to th3 "k3tchup m4y com3 fr33 w1th th3 m34l" conundrum. On3 fl4vor of s4uc3 1s good 3nough for m3. Though 1 suppos3 b3tt3r to h4v3 two opt1ons th4n non3.

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Verified

A user of established repute

@theMarquise[TM]

I would not say I have a toxic "Ex" so much as I have a failed kismesis. He did not meet certain performance metrics and was su8sequently released from my interests. You understand, don't you?

Kult: +11

Kull: +5

Total: 16

Ratio: 2.20

W3 h4v3 our cl34r d1s4gr33m3nts on most m4tt3rs, but 1 b3l13v3 w3 c4n 4ll 4gr33. Wh4t 4 dunc3 th4t f3llow w4s.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

R4WR >:]

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Grr4wr r4wr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@gallowsCounselor[GC]

FUCK DO 1 H4V3 TO TRY P4SS 4 L4W 4BOUT DR1V1NG BL1NDFOLD3D SUR3LY TH4T W4S COMMON S3NS3???

Kult: +16

Kull: +5

Total: 21

Ratio: 3.20

H4v3 l3ss hop3 4bout trollk1nd, l1ttl3 on3.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

WH1L3 4LL OF YOU #D4SHW4TCH 1 #D4SHL1CK

#dashwatch #dashlick

Kult: +34

Kull: +5

Total: 39

Ratio: 6.80

#d4shsn1ff

#dashsniff

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

34T 4 HOT DOG NOT 4 S4US4G3 1N 4 BUN

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

3luc1d4t3 m3 on th3 d1ff3r3nc3.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

YOU S33

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsChamaleon[GC]

Not 4s oft3n 4s 1'd l1k3, no. H3yooo

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Becquerel

good dog best friend

the bestest boy ever ever :D

@greenPaw[GP]

woof

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

W3ll, 4lr1ght. 1 do h4v3 g14nt t4lons but 1 w1ll try 4nd b3 333xtr4 c4r3ful.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#vagueposting #yourlusustasteddeliciousbytheway

4lw4ys n1c3 to f1nd som3on3 f4m1l4r 1n th1s pl4tform. #v4gu3post1ng #YourLususT4st3dD3l1c1ousByTh3W4y

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Verified

A user of established repute

@theMarquise[TM]

As I am sure your ward tasted heavenly to the masses that swarmed her.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theMarquise[TM]

4h, th3r3 w3r3 4r3. M1ss3d th3 bugs th4t h4d th3 f4ngs to b1t3 b4ck.

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Verified

A user of established repute

@theMarquise[TM]

My 8ite tends to 8e venomous, creature.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theMarquise[TM]

W1ll such m34sly l1ttl3 n33dl3s punctur3 dr4gon h1d3? On3 1s l3ft to pond3r.

benny 🔧🔌⚙️🔋

@bennyBoy[BB]

sniffing you by the way

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Sn1ff1ng you b4ck.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Latula Pyrope

@casualGrind[CG]

1 hop3 d4v3 4nd bust3r 3xplor3d 34ch oth3rz bodz.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

1 f1rst r34d th1s 4s "3xplod3d". From my sourc3s, w3ll, both of us m4y b3 corr3ct.

Latula Pyrope

@casualGrind[CG]

clos3 3nough r1ght?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @casualGrind[CG]

Clos3 3nough. (To sm1th3r33ns, 1n both c4s3s, 1'v3 h34rd.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

B4ck to th3 off1c3s soon. 34t1ng 4 g14nt k3b4b. 1t 4ll truly 1s r3l3ntl3ss. 1 should st4rt 4 f4rm, but *lus11 obl1g33* 4nd wh4tnot. Don't th1nk my bug would l1k3 th4t l1f3.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Tonsil Hockey

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@dreadfulLicking[DL]

i WaNt A gIaNt KeBaB...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @dreadfulLicking[DL]

H4v3 som3 of m1n3, l1ttl3 bug. Don't t3ll your lusus. Som3 of th3 sm4ll on3s g3t t3rr1tor14l.

4 lot of v1s1tors to th3 h1v3 4ssum3 th4t th3 3ndl3ss coll3ct1on of dr4gon f1gur1n3s 4nd st4tu3s b3longs to my troll. H4h4. L1ttl3 fools. Thos3 4r3 m1n3.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Inspector Berrybreath

@barbateBasilisk[BB]

And mine.

↩ @barbateBasilisk[BB]

You'r3 p4y1ng for th3 n3xt on3, th3n.

Inspector Berrybreath

@barbateBasilisk[BB]

Every day and every night we have eaten our weight in grilled fish and then fall asleep for an inordinate amount of time. Then we wake up and fly somewhere and repeat this. I'm enjoying our vacation But at this rate we might Bring every aquatic lifeform to extinction Before we're Back at the office.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00