Chief Deputy Pyralspite
@grimgribberingCarnifex
She/they. Older than your lusus. My troll graduated top of her legislacerator schoolfeeding. Opinions reflect draconian law standards don't @me if you get troll-arrested.
4 lot of v1s1tors to th3 h1v3 4ssum3 th4t th3 3ndl3ss coll3ct1on of dr4gon f1gur1n3s 4nd st4tu3s b3longs to my troll. H4h4. L1ttl3 fools. Thos3 4r3 m1n3.
Every day and every night we have eaten our weight in grilled fish and then fall asleep for an inordinate amount of time. Then we wake up and fly somewhere and repeat this. I'm enjoying our vacation But at this rate we might Bring every aquatic lifeform to extinction Before we're Back at the office.
pipefan413 SAYS: TECHNICALLY I HAVE TWO CHILDREN. I TRY NOT TO DWELL ON THE DETAILS. I AM JUST PROUD TO HAVE THEM BOTH. NEITHER OF THEM ARE CHILDREN ANY MORE EITHER. BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE THAT TO ME.
1t 1s th3 s4m3 for 3v3ry gu4rd14n. My l1ttl3 on3 1s not so l1ttl3 4nymor3, but sh3 w1ll 4lw4ys b3 l1ttl3 to m3. 4nd sm4ll3r th4n m3.
sorry my lusus says im not allowwed to talk about people sorry my lusus says im not allowwed to talk about places i havvent been to sorry my lusus says im not allowwed to talk about anythin
Funn1ly 3nough 1 th1nk your lusus bought us 4 dr1nk off of th3 1nt3r-l4ndm4ss 41-5. Flo4t1ng s34hors3 b34st, r1ght. H3's 4 pr3tty cool guy. Th4nk h1m for g3tt1ng us thos3 rootb33r flo4ts.
Just stole some guy's loaves 😋 #yum #crumBs #crumBsinmyfur
EVIL I SPENT 6 HOURS BAKING THOSE!! If ƴºů wªntɛd ª sªmplɛ ƴºů cºůld hªvɛ ªskɛd. °~°
Thịs wªs ª rºbbɛrƴ ºf mƴ gººds I shºůld bɛ gɛttịng ª lªwƴɛr!
Wh4t 3v1d3nc3 do you h4v3 th4t my cl13nt w4s on th3 sc3n3 of th3 cr1m3 4t th3 t1m3. C1rmcumst4nc14l post1ng?
4r3 th3y *yours*, truly? Wh4t 3mpyr1c4l 3v1d3nc3 1s th3r3 of such 4 th1ng? Do you 1nt3nd to run 4 *br34d* DN4 t3st?
Cons1d3r th3n - 4r3 you th3 only troll to 3v3r us3 such flour? 1s 1t not 3nt1r3ly poss1bl3 th3 gr41ns c4m3 from oth3r lo4v3s, oth3r sourc3s?
selling a green glꙮwstick that ꙮnly gets brighter instead ꙮf fading. it's currently at ~2000 lumens. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Hypoth3t1c4lly wh4t would h4pp3n 1f on3 w3r3 to 34t 1t.
Whats everyone's opinion on hoofbeasts
Mostly pos1t1v3. Th3y h4v3 th31r own 3sot3r1c l4ws. Th3y follow th3m str1ctly. On3 4ppr3c14t3s such th1ngs.
Don't look 4t your lusus' posts, L4tul4, pl34s3. Not l1k3 th1s. Th1s 1s not my f1n3st mom3nt
4lso th3 1nt3rn p4ss3d out 1 w4s not cr4zy th3y d1d m4k3 1t sp1c13r for m3
4ppr3c14t3 th3 folks 4t th3 Gutgorg3 cu1s1n3 d1n3r for not k1ck1ng up 4 fuss wh3n two dr4gons go 4nd 4sk for t4k3 out. 4ppr3c14t3 th4t th3y d1dn't stop m3 from g3tt1ng th3 Tw3lv3 Clock 4l4rm Sp1cy Grubcurry. 1 4m 4 f1rm b3l13v3r on l3tt1ng on3 l34rn from th31r m1st4k3s - 3v3n 1f th3y 4r3 my own. On th3 oth3r t4lon: h3lp On th3 oth3r oth3r t4lon: l4tul4 1 dont th1nk 1m go1ng to g3t h1v3 ton1ght
Not that it matters But the CluckBeast keBaB was very tasty and not too spicy ^.=.^
Chief canonBall incident at the puBlic pool. 25 injured. Zero water left in the pool. It was like a tidal wave in all directions #GoodLordThatPoorIntern
Nowh3r3 d1d 1t s4y "no d1v1ng"
D1gg1ng h4v1ng 4 l1ttl3 1nt3rn bug typ1ng for m3. 1 g3t to sn4rl n34r h1s f4c3 4nd w4tch h1m tr3mbl3. H3's 3v3n typ1ng th1s out 3x4ctly 4s 1 s4y. Poor th1ng's not 3v3n th1nk1ng of wh4t 1'm h4v1ng h1m typ3.
1nt3rn St3v3n 1sn't known for h1s thoughts.
Cl34rly. But th3 m4n's scroll1ng t3chn1qu3 1s comm3nd4bl3. Thumbs for n1ghts, h3 h4s.
Oh h3 1s v3ry good 4t th4t. W4tch out for th3 pr4nks though.
1f h3 h4s th3 g1bl3ts to pr4nk 4 dr4gon clos3 to 100 t1m3s h1s s1z3, 1 s4y h3's 34rn3d 1t. 1'll try not to n1bbl3 h1m too much 1f h3 do3s.
1s th4t my lusus on th1s s1t3 wh4t th3 h3ll?
Wh4t, 4m 1 not old 3nough, l1ttl3 on3? To post my own m1sg1v1ngs to 4n 3ndl3ss 4ud13nc3 on th3 1nt3rn3t? C4n't 4 lusus compl41n onl1n3?
1'm not on3 to b3grudg3 you th4t, 1'm mostly just wond3r1ng how you typ3.
Sp33ch to t3xt. Bully 4 sm4ll3r b34st 1nto typ1ng for m3. Nov3lty 3xtr3m3ly l4rg3 k3ybo4rd 1 bought onl1n3. D3p3nds on wh4t 1'm f33l1ng l1k3 us1ng.
4ll f41r po1nts 4ctu4lly. 1f you 3v3r w4nt 4n 1nt3rn to bully 1 c4n l1k3ly sp4r3 som3.
S3nd th3m my 4w4y. T3ll th3m 1'll bl1nd th3m 1f th3y typ3 4 s1ngl3 numb3r wrong. 1t'll b3 so funny.
H4v3 you ch3ck3d th3 docum3nts y3t, th3 1mp3tuous fool 4sks. Th3 docum3nts? 4h y3s, th3 on3s you h4v3 not s3nt m3 - thos3 on3s - th3 on3s on3 h4s r3qu3st3d 4nd th4t you h4v3 not s3nt- thos3 on3s? Thos3 v3ry on3s? 1 know you h4v3 l1ttl3 cho1c3, l1ttl3 bugs of t34l blood - but st4y 4w4y from th3 m3ss th4t 1s l4w 1f you c4n h3lp 1t.
i pity y0ur plight, cheif, i d0 wish it ends f0r y0u s00n
Unfortun4t3ly, n1gh-1mmort4l1ty 1mpl13s n1gh-3ndl3ss work1ng, l1ttl3 bug. Th3 thought 1s 4ppr3c14t3d, n3v3rth3l3ss.