JUSTICAR REDGLARE
@guidingCalibration
L3G1SL4C3R4TOR. SH3/TH3Y.
[Pinned OOC post to update as needed. Please don't reply] This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, incarceration, murder and genocide. No Game/Rebel AU In collaboration with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws & @twireAvenged Terezi Pyrope aka the Justicar - took the redglare title out of spite towards Vriska and a bit towards the church. (the courts don't like it) - spent more time than she'd have liked during her legislacerator training on clurch ships and keeps getting put back on them - short and specializes in close quarter fighting - really bad at flat out lying but great at telling half truths - has some really weird dreams that often come true - on the thinnest of ice re: avoiding being culled - recently requested transfer to her current ship to "help keep an eye on some of the troublesome prisoners" based on a gut feeling
𓁺 1 4M NOT D34L1NG W1TH MOR3 SCR1PTUR3 ON MY F33D TH4N 1 H4V3 TO. 𓁺
𓁺 @P1OUSPORC1N3 4R3 YOU 4W4R3 SOM3 OF YOUR STUD3NTS 4R3 TRY1NG TO OUTSOURC3 TH31R H1V3WORK? 𓁺
⚇ THEY'RE MOTHERFUCKING **WHAT**?!?! ⚇
𓁺 1 H4V3 MULT1PL3 R3QU3STS H3R3 FOR "4SS1ST4NC3 1N COMPL3T1NG 4 P4P3R ON HOW TH3 BOOK OF CONV1CT1ON C4N 4PPLY TO OUR CURR3NT L1V3S" 1 4M NOT COMPL3T1NG TH3S3 R3QU3STS. 𓁺
⚇ damn straight you ain't. ⚇ if they want help they come to me ⚇ or their kin. ⚇ AND THEY DEFINITELY DON'T GET OFF-SHIP SISTERS ⚇ TO WRITE THEY PAPERS FOR THEM. ⚇ this will be dealt with, sister. ⚇ i apologize for their impertinence. ⚇
⚇ i don't mind one motherfuckin bit ⚇ may your night be fruitful, justicar. ⚇
𓁺 W3 H4V3 GON3 P4ST TH3M S3ND1NG M3 TH31R P4P3RWORK TO S3ND1NG M3 TH31R H1V3WORK. TH1S 1S 31TH3R 4 N3W L3V3L OF L4Z1N3SS OR SOM3 FORM OF H4R4SSM3NT. 𓁺
𓁺 TH3 UNR34D M3SS4G3S NUMB3R 1S G3TT1NG B1GG3R NOW TH4T 1'M 1GNOR1NG TH3M MOR3. 𓁺
𓁺 WHY TH3 FUCK 4M 1 G3TT1NG R3QU3STS TO COMPL3T3 P4P3RWORK ON B3H4LF OF TROLLS ON MY OLD SH1P. 𓁺
god2,, ♊︎t w♊︎2he2 ♊︎t could j♊︎2t offload ♊︎t2 work two 2ome other 2ad fuck..
𓁺 1'M SORRY TO H34R TH4T. 1F YOU 3V3R DO 1'M H4PPY TO H3LP. 1T'D B3 B3TT3R TH4N D34L1NG W1TH PURPL3BLOOD'S WORKS. 𓁺
not your 2h♊︎p anymore,, not your problem.. ♊︎t doe2n"t th♊︎nk 2o,, but take ♊︎t2 op♊︎n♊︎on w♊︎th a gra♊︎n of 2alt..
𓁺 1 LOV3 PR3T3ND1NG TO L4UGH 4T SH1TTY H1GHBLOOD JOK3S 1T'S MY F4VOUR1T3 P4ST1M3 4ND D3F1N1T3LY DO3SN'T M4K3 M3 W4NN4 ST4B SOM3ON3. CHR1ST. #V1OL3NC3 𓁺
⚇ y'all are lame as shit. ⚇ SWAGEVER!!!! ⚇ i'll go make ~real~ breakfast. ⚇ i thought this was the enabling website smdh ⚇
Don't Listen To People Who Are Invested In Your Health. Order Grubbereats. :>
⚇ you make a damn good point. ⚇ but nah. ⚇ i already got the shit out to defrost. ⚇
𓁺 HOW TH3 FUCK DO 1 R3S3T MY 4LGOR1THM 𓁺
𓁺 1 COULD B3 L1ST3N1NG TO SOM3ON3 R3V13W1NG C4S3S 1NST34D OF FL4VOURS 4ND TH31R R3L4T1ONSH1P TO SCR1PTUR3 4ND ON3 OF TH3S3 1S MOR3 US3FUL TO M3. 𓁺
⚇ awww but ⚇ elixirs is such a good book of the wicked shit! ⚇ here: ⚇ Elixirs 24:4 - “Instead of wasting the pretty glitter ass bottle of Faygo when you're done with it, get crafty as a ninja about it. Cut off the tops and place candles in them motherfuckers, let the colors dance and whirl like the Carnival itself touched your hive." ⚇
⚇ well of course! ⚇ you're family. ⚇ and i've seen you in the back of one of my schoolfeedings once or twice. ⚇ isnt it good to just hear it though? ⚇ feel it down in your motherfuckin' bones? ⚇
"the helm should be able to aid you with that, i think. and maybe it would k33p him occupied fur a while, so thats a bonus :PP"
𓁺 Y3S, W3LL. 1 C3RT41NLY 4M F33L1NG 1T 1N MY BON3S. 1T S3TTL3S TH3R3 34S1LY. TH4NK YOU FOR TH3 CL4R1F1C4T1ON. 1 W4SN'T SUR3 1 W4S F4M1LY. 𓁺
⚇ you's regarded as family by any motherfucker that matters ⚇ on Flagship: Dark Carnival! ⚇
𓁺 OK4Y B31NG 4W4K3 4T TH1S T1M3 1 C4N UND3RST4ND WHY SOM3 TROLLS M4Y TH1NK OUR SH1P 1S H4UNT3D. 𓁺
𓁺 D1SR3G4RD TH3 PR3V1OUS POST 1'M NOW TRY1NG TO CONV1NC3 OUR SH1P TO L3T OUR POUNC3R4D1C4TOR OUT. 𓁺
"i knew i could trust in your negotiation skills"
𓁺 W3 M4Y H4V3 TO PUT PROC3DUR3 1N PL4C3 TO TRY 4VO1D TH1S 1N FUTUR3. 𓁺
𓁺 F4NCY T34: G41N3D 1T'S LOOK1NG L1K3 4 ST4RT TO 4 GOOD CYCL3. 𓁺
𓁺 1 PUT ON 4 POT OF T34 TO ST4RT TH3 CYCL3 OFF R1GHT BUT 3V3RY FUCK1NG H1GHBLOOD TH4T C4M3 THROUGH TH3 SH4R3D NUTR1T1ONBLOCK H4S D3C1D3D TO DR1NK 1T SO NOW 1 C4N'T H4V3 MY N1C3 HOT L34F W4T3R >:[ 𓁺
♊︎t won"t do anyth♊︎ng two them,, ju2t keep them away from the nutr♊︎t♊︎onblock for a few hour2..
lil' bit of poisonin' Could 6o a lon6 way! even if it don't kill them, mi6ht make 'em think twiCe about drinkin' random leaf juiCe.
𓁺 THOUGHT SO, BUT 1 THOUGHT YOU M1GHT L1K3 TO H4V3 TH3 CH4NC3 TO M4K3 4 CHO1C3. 𓁺
♊︎t apprec♊︎ate2 ♊︎t but ♊︎t ♊︎2 not turn♊︎ng down a honey ba2ed treat ever..
𓁺 GOD 1M G3TT1NG T1R3D OF TH1S. 𓁺
𓁺 SOM3ON3 4SK3D 1F 1 W4S GO1NG TO M4SS TOD4Y 4ND 1 4M SO GL4D TO B3 4BL3 TO S4Y NO. R34L H1GHL1GHT 1N 4 CYCL3 FULL OF TROLLS TRY1NG TO T3LL M3 HOW TO DO MY D4MN JOB. 𓁺
⚇ awwww cmon sister :8( ⚇ youre on the fleet so often youre basically family at this point. ⚇
𓁺 4ND 1 4SSUR3 YOU TH4T N3XT T1M3 1 4M, 1'LL 4TT3ND. BUT 1'M CURR3NTLY NOT CONTR4CTU4LLY OBL1G3D TO 4ND 1 W4S GL4D TO US3 TH3 T1M3 TO G3T SOM3 WORK DON3 1NST34D. 𓁺
𓁺 ...PL34S3 DO NOT C4LL M3 TH4T. BUT 1 4M SUR3 1 W1LL B3 R3TURN3D TO TH3 FL33T ONC3 SOM3ON3 D3C1D3S 1 4M 3NT3RT41N1NG 3NOUGH ONC3 4G41N. 𓁺
𓁺 PR1SON3R 1NT3RROG4T1ON W3NT W3LL 4LTHOUGH 1 H4V3 NOW D1SCOV3R3D ON3 OF MY.... SUP3R1ORS H4S 4DD3D TH31R P4P3RWORK TO M1N3. GR34T. 𓁺
𓁺 R34LLY N33D TH1S 1ND1GO TO G3T OFF MY BULG3 4BOUT HOW 1'M DO1NG MY 1NT3RROG4T1ONS. 1 PROM1S3 YOU 1 C4N T3LL WH3N TH3Y'R3 LY1NG 1T M4K3S 1T 34S13R FOR 3V3RYON3 1F TH3Y DON'T G3T 1NVOLV3D. 𓁺
𓁺 1F 1 H34R 4NOTH3R R3CRU1T B1TCH1NG 4BOUT HOW TH3Y SHOULD H4V3 B33N PL4C3D ON 4 H1GH3R ST4TUS M1SS1ON 1'M P3RSON4LLY GO1NG TO G3T TH3M PL4C3D ON TH3 MOST B4CKW4T3R M1N1NG 4ST3RO1D 1 C4N F1ND. 𓁺
ehehehe...... good they better.. that"2 what they get for be♊︎ng ♊︎n the wrong 2ector of ♊︎t2 2h♊︎p..
𓁺 1 SUPPOS3 TH3Y COULDN'T 4LL B3 P34C3FUL N1GHTS. 𓁺
𓁺 TURNS OUT OUR P1LOT H4S 4 R3PUT4T1ON 4MONG C4R3T4K3RS. TH4T'S....GR34T. 𓁺
𓁺 F1N4LLY B4CK 1N MY R3GUL4R CLOTH3S 4ND TH3Y DON'T R33K OF F4YGO 4ND 1NC3NS3. TH4NKS @OBSTR3P3ROUSG3ND4RM3 FOR TH3 4DV1C3. 𓁺