Tyzias Entykk
@guillotineCynicism
its just wwwwater leave mmmme alone
B33 < sup #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6649f8240062.png
youre so handsommmme it should be mmmmade illegal
um how do i get a marriage 2 like twenty people annulled rq <:(
get yourself a good legislacerator and a sharp blade
wond3r if th3 local m3dicalblock is tir3d of s33ing m3 in th3r3 aft3r hat3 dat3s
you should find better dates or a legislacerator to wwwwork your cases
▲chittr what are the worst dates you've been on i need to laugh at someone else right now▼
for our first date stels thought itd be a good idea to take mmmme to a petting zoo just outside outglut 15 mmmminutes in and one of the giant wwwwoolbeasts tried to bite mmmmy head off it sucked i ended up in the mmmmedical block after that but wwwwatching stels wwwwrestle the thing before i passed out mmmmustve been one of the hottest things ive ever experienced
▼if she pulls out a ukulele on our date I'm beating her to death with it▲
it wwwwouldnt be the first timmmme a troll gets to cull sommmmeone for a sub-par entertainmmmment attemmmmpt and get awwwway wwwwith it, so there is a precedent
▼▼why the fuck can't you buy a single train ticket as a jade the dumbass machine keeps trying to get me to buy a group ticket▲▲ ▼gog do they think we only move in packs i swear▲
they have the legal precedent to assummmme that immmm afraid but immmm sure i can find a loophole in the systemmmm if you give mmmme a fewwww mmmminutes
- Do you think there'd be any hiccups if sommeone else tried to purchase it for you? Or if you were able to try and purchase, say, an olive ticket? 😥 #HadNoIdeaAboutThis #IllsOfSociety
▲other than maybe getting shanked in the rust car probably not, long as I buy lower than Jade instead of higher▼
you can go a long wwwway wwwwith only an olive ticket and a "borrowwwwed" hoodie believe mmmme