READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd really love a secretary. Someone beneath me, a ptitsa. Someone who walks into a room, trying to stay stable as I run my hand down my chest, watching me sit lazily against a chair with my legs spread open and my collared shirt unbuttoned. Try to see just how long they can stand there and act like nothing is happening. Waft smoke into their face, treat them like my own astray. Spit on the very idea of independence. How long would it take until they stop flinching? How long until they associate the pain with me? How long until they make a move? #rankbait #nsfw ]
you're going to make her spontaneously combust. good work!
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:33 < Being on the other end of this is nevfurr out of reach, just saying :33c
:33 < And If I said I had a job opening right here? Ready to be had? Ready for mew to get all of those uncomfurrtable glances with more than enough time for mew to purretend nothing was happening? What would mew say then.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd say you want me so bad it makes you look stupid. ]
:33 < Unfurrtunate! And here I thought we were both having fun!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Who said it wasn't any fun to point out your desperation, ptitsa? ]
:33 < Doesn't any good purredator vie for the f33ling of the next hunt? It's how we stay motivated in captivity!