Jake Harley
@gunmansTrepidation
Esteemed hunter, firearm enthusiast, and a bit too old to be on this silly website. I tend to reply more than post, don't mind me. I'm here because Strider begged me to be.
All this talk about how waking up bright and early is good for you... The only difference between being awake now and being awake at 2pm is that rolling out of bed at 2pm doesn't have me feeling generally miserable.
you just have to train your sleep schedule.
decisions decisions. just come visit me.
fall asleep and pray.
just asking nicely.
I suppose going back to bed doesn't sound too unappealing right now. You've won me over.
yeah. figured i would. don’t worry. i’ll make you feel real good. #suggestive
...Noted! Will work on getting to sleep as soon as possible.
I'm very dizzy this evening.
Go lay down or keep something to hold onto if you must move.
It seems to get worse when I lay down. I've opted for sitting on my floor right now, as one does.
Alright, apologies, hard to know what's going on without being there to check. Hopefully the dizzy spell will pass.
I think the amount of times I have to use the pity button on this site is a bit pitiful in itself.
Wow. Thanks. But no that’s just kinda how it is.
Oh. I see now. Believe it or not, this wasn't about you. My apologies, Strider.
I know. It was a joke.
Why is there an infant? How is the infant typing?
wait i thought that was a bit, he's like an actual child? wtf
so how long until the baby is banned.
The child has a day to live at the very most.
need to talk to people to fill in all the empty space. stop my mind from wandering.
Still awake. I'm having no luck.
Nothing a tipple cant fix i always say!
I've somehow worsened my situation since my previous post. Still can't sleep.
wonder why. have you tried counting sleep? maybe laying on your stomach?
I am finding out via several interactions tonight that people tend to take "my dear" and any variation of it as flirty, when that is entirely not the case. At least, not when I say it. Now I've got to wonder how many people have thought I was making unwanted advances recently! Ah well. The more you know.
၄⋆၃ this is why ive started xalling people "bud" "buddy" "friend" and "xhamp"
I may have to start doing that myself! What an embarrassing mixup. :{(
whore behaviour.
And you continue to misinterpret my words even on a post where I've explained myself, hmm? You're a silly boy.
pitying me for no reason.
you’ll go in to cardiac arrest, old man. might have to stop looking at my page. or anywhere online. they put dudes in dresses on there you might start seizing.
nah. just fucking around. …’my dear’ though? christ, dirty talk on such a public ass forum huh.
Understood. Don't get your knickers in a twist, my boy. I address just about anyone that way. Unless you'd like it to be personal?
filthy shit, harley. filthy shit didn’t take you for the type. but if you want to get nasty with me, i wont complain.
I don't mean to be filthy, just trying to be friendly is all, darling. Maybe I'd be interested, though. Hypothetically.
hypothetically, hm? i don’t deal in hypotheticals though man.
...Mm. I am intrigued. Both hypothetically and in practice. Does that better suit your interests, your majesty?
yeah, servant boy. it does. now bend the knee and tell me about all the things you’re thinking about doing in practice.
...Goodness me. Not sure if I can properly fulfill your request, my knees don't exactly bend like they used to! But I can absolutely do the talking part, at the very least. Just... Maybe not so publicly, yeah?