Jake Harley
@gunmansTrepidation
Esteemed hunter, firearm enthusiast, and a bit too old to be on this silly website. I tend to reply more than post, don't mind me. I'm here because Strider begged me to be.
I'm very thankful certain things aren't and will never be my problem. This post is irrelevant to ongoing issues for the sake of not seeming insensitive. That is also a lie.
All this talk about how waking up bright and early is good for you... The only difference between being awake now and being awake at 2pm is that rolling out of bed at 2pm doesn't have me feeling generally miserable.
[ tsurT .yttihs ssel 9nihtyreve sek4M .peels t'nod ::noituloS ]
I suppose going back to bed doesn't sound too unappealing right now. You've won me over.
yeah. figured i would. don’t worry. i’ll make you feel real good. #suggestive
...Noted! Will work on getting to sleep as soon as possible.
Fairly certain his end goal is me agreeing to stay overnight, which is unfortunately very likely at this rate.
4. It is 4 in the morning. I was an hour off, and this is considerably worse, especially since I've got stuff to be doing tomorrow... As I do most days.
It's 3am and I've yet to even start heading home because he keeps insisting I stick around for a bit longer. I'm currently being held hostage.
I'm very dizzy this evening.
Go lay down or keep something to hold onto if you must move.
It seems to get worse when I lay down. I've opted for sitting on my floor right now, as one does.
Alright, apologies, hard to know what's going on without being there to check. Hopefully the dizzy spell will pass.
I think the amount of times I have to use the pity button on this site is a bit pitiful in itself.
Wow. Thanks. But no that’s just kinda how it is.
Oh. I see now. Believe it or not, this wasn't about you. My apologies, Strider.
I've been getting to spend more time with my granddaughter as of late. It's been lovely.
I said the kid had a day to live at most so technically I was correct.
Why is there an infant? How is the infant typing?
That is a very impressive infant, in that case.
၄⋆၃ i have no fuxking xlue very xonxerned but somewhat impressed his little nubs xan axtually type
wait i thought that was a bit, he's like an actual child? wtf
I am once again housing Strider. And by that I mean he insisted upon coming over, and proceeded to go to sleep on my bed. For some reason. He HAS his own apartment, as far as I'm aware.
Okay well in other news I've finally gotten around to making dinner.
I've had a terribly busy day, and my lack of a comfortable sleep last night most certainly isn't doing me any favors.
I slept much later than I thought I might. Huh.
Still awake. I'm having no luck.
Nothing a tipple cant fix i always say!
I've somehow worsened my situation since my previous post. Still can't sleep.
wonder why. have you tried counting sleep? maybe laying on your stomach?
I am finding out via several interactions tonight that people tend to take "my dear" and any variation of it as flirty, when that is entirely not the case. At least, not when I say it. Now I've got to wonder how many people have thought I was making unwanted advances recently! Ah well. The more you know.
၄⋆၃ this is why ive started xalling people "bud" "buddy" "friend" and "xhamp"
I may have to start doing that myself! What an embarrassing mixup. :{(
၄⋆၃ its alright dot dot dot happens to the best of us dot dot dot
aww it did make me happy to read doe ^_^ it was definitely not unwanted you seem really cute for a human!!!!!
And you continue to misinterpret my words even on a post where I've explained myself, hmm? You're a silly boy.
How you people manage to understand each other via text is beyond me. I always feel as if I drastically misinterpret everything due to the profound lack of prosody that comes with typing letters on a screen.
You'd think I'd be better at interpreting nonexistent tone, considering I hang out with Dirk Strider near daily, and you'd be wrong I fear.
၄⋆၃ this is so very true dot dot dot quit texting me TALK TO ME FAXE TO FAXE LIKE A REAL TROLL SHOUT POLE #silly #ihavetrolltism #istrugglewithsoxialxues
ohhh its your mustache like in your pfp ^_^ you are certainly gi\/ing us the smoulder there buddy good luck online
Even over the phone would be preferable, really. This social media nonsense confuses me to no end. I might just be a little too old for this crap, haha.
Dragging myself out of bed to try and find some sort of remedy for my restlessness.
I'm having awful trouble sleeping tonight.
have you tried um drinking that hot drink you like?
Silly girl! I haven't, yet, but I might go try making a cup now that you've mentioned it, my dear. :)
um im not i mean. i am? but not urgh how do i say this um... i remember you more from the perspective of becquerel than of jade im sort of... both of them combined weirdly? so um please dont talk to me like your granddaughter ok? it feels weird when i dont know you that way...
jeez, that sounded really mean!! :( im sorry, i am still figuring out who i am!!
Oh? I apologize, however I wasn't trying to do that! That is typically how I talk to people, haha. I can absolutely see where you're coming from, though. My mistake.
its ok!! i um. jeez, bec didnt have a name for you... can i just call you jake?
No no, you're fine! I talk to everyone this way, it's simply how I tend to speak. I absolutely didn't mean to overstep any. No worries at all, buddy.