Ok. I can tell I am stomping the gas pedal on the general populace with undeserved vigor. We're #niceposting now. React and I will say something nice to you.
... Oh. It's you. Ahem. I actually have no complaints regarding your account. You seem decently intelligent and pleasant to be around. I... also enjoy the color scheme of your profile.
GREAT START. THANKS. THANK YOU KINDLY. :| ... You are. An iteration of one of the people I hold most dearly in my life. So by proxy I suppose a portion of that care extends to you. See, this is harder when you come swinging lecherously out of the gate.
Unfortunately, the public demands microcoddling.
YOU are possibly worth scraping the bottom of my shoes with your miserable lunch-stained mouth.
Shall I count my numerous praises for you, my dear Folykl? :B You are the ONLY person I will trust with a microphone at the next event I need to send the crowd screaming and spewing.
↘️would you allow me to do that.↘️ ↗️WOULD YOU COMMAND IT SO.↗️ ↘️would you pull me aside during my shift, wherein i am so focused on crunching the quarterly profits of your magnum earnings, and guide me↘️ ↗️FIRM HANDED↗️ ↘️to your swiveling office sitplane.↘️ ↗️WOULD YOU POINT A PRONG TO THE SHARP JUT OF YOUR PROPRIETARY BUSINESS HEEL AND DEMAND I REMOVE THE CARPET STAINING FROM THE BOTTOMS.↗️ ↘️using my disgustingly blunt, useless teeth as the razor to effectively scrape.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY BE HONORED AND ALSO FLATTERED TO BE VALUED SO HIGHLY WITHIN YOUR CORPORATE CHAIN OF COMMAND THAT YOU DESIGNATE ME↗️ ↘️a lowly checkservant↘️ ↗️SUCH AN IMPORTANT TASK.↗️
o rite you were giving me da compliment not the other way around still #nicetits janey!!
All hail his majesty the reading comprehension king!