I boot scootin boogied my rear end all the way down to janes side of town for a little theeway gossip gaggle between @ me @terminallyCapricious#2753 and @gutsyGumshoe and midway through round two of checkering it up she was spent! Sweating harder than a race horse in the carolina summertime she hoofed it off to some fancy lowdown hollering "i have to go i cant last any longer!" and left me and my bro gamzee touching darn thighs like two dudes in a very friendly sauna. And now were in the jacuzzi and i dunno what happened im kinda sticky.
this jacuzzi is fucking wicked. JANE SHOULDVE STAYED AWAKE.
YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME YET AGAIN. STAY YOUR MALLEABLE NOGGIN AT HOME. I HOPE HE JABS A THUMB INTO YOUR SOFT SPOT. I HAVE... I HAVE SOMEONE I HAVE TO SEE!!! X(
oh yeah. @archiveAddict
Im so confused!
tHIS IS ALWAYS HAPPENING, tO ME,
I shouldve taken YOU as my surprised guest tavvy. I dunno why you didnt cross my mind!
nEXT TIME THEN, i WOULD ALWAYS BE DOWN TO BE, iNVITED,