FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
apostate there will be two human men wrestling covering in oil there tonight can we pick a different day to boycott it maybe tomorrow
What a towering load of stinking tripe.
WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION TO YOUR CRAFT RANKMAID, ONE MUST UTILIZE THE TOOLS HANDED TO THEM BY THE ENEMY.
is there a safe distance from which i can watch whatever you're going to do
damn i want to be there so bad just for the personall interaction but ill llisten to your advice
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO GO TO A CORPO SPONSORED EVENT TO GET SOCIAL INTERACTION? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TROLLS THESE DAYS????
i dont lleave the house much for fear of my llife. the chaos of a willd crowd is pretty good at keeping the drones off of me