ATTENTION NOOKSUCKERS ANONYMOUS, AKA #ABCC VIEWERS NEW AND OLD:
THE #ABCC-GMT VIEWING OF STRANGE MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES UNTIL I START IT, SO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND #GETIN.
THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN'T STAND TO MISS. WATCHING THIS HAPPEN BEYOND MY REACH HAS ME RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE AND WAILING IN ANGUISH. IT'S SO FUCKING OVER.
SAY HI TO BOGGY FOR ME.