wwhy am i alwways catchin strays wwhat havve i evver done to anyone cant you fucks go harangue hedonist eridan

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wwhich eridan is that

I Was Under The Impression It Was All Of You.
maybe the real hedonist eridan wwas the friends wwe made along the wway

#bloodpusherwarming

wwhoa wwhoa lets sloww the fuck dowwn and not foolishly derogate my carefully constructed online persona as the wwizard eridan wwho is openly and proudly a badass crystal orb ponderin grimoire toting hopemage wwith a beard if im a little hedonisty thats irrelevvant and tertiary to my wwhole deal at the most maybe youre hedonist eridan fuck you
I HAVE YOU IN MY PALMHUSK AS WHORE ERIDAN. UNCHAINED AS BLOODLUST ERIDAN. AND ASCENDIT AS VIRGIN ERIDAN. #FACTCHECK?
