YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT IN THIS SITUATION. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE PROUD MUTANT WINDBAG. @carmineGnosiology. WHO WAS ON ALTERNIA FOR #BOYSNIGHT. FOR APPROXIMATELY THREE SECONDS. BEFORE ELECTING TO CORRECT THE INVENTOR OF #SLAVERY. @commandingAuthority. ON HIS PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR. #HESFINE #VIRTUEDEFENDED #IDIOTRESCUED #WHYAMIGOODNOW #YUCK #PORRIMDONOTBEMAD #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #ONEGAI #IHAVESUFFEREDENOUGH.
yknoww i wwas about to speculate on wwhether or not that ovverbearin wwokescold actually required any intervvention but uh hm did kank evver get any powwers im actually ignorant on the matter a wwhere he falls on the beforus powwer scale
HE IS ON FRESHLY BORN NAKED INFANTILE HOPBEAST TIER. I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO INTERVENE. HE CANNOT HANDLE ALL THAT.
BECAUSE HE’S FINE? I SAVED THE PRINCESS? AT GREAT PERSONAL COST?
Yo+u saved him fro+m a situatio+n YOU put him in in the first place. Why wo+uld yo+u think it a go+o+d idea to+ take him to+ an Alternian party? With vio+letblo+o+ds in attendance? With *that* particular vio+letblo+o+d in attendance? And do+n't think I've fo+rgo+tten abo+ut yo+ur ancient Alternian stint the o+ther night, missy. Yo+u're lucky I can't gro+und yo+u!
NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED. HE HAD FUN. YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP A GROWN TROLL. TRAPPED IN YOUR HIVE. UNDER SURVEILLANCE. BEHOLDEN TO YOUR EVERY WHIM. YOU HAVE TO CULL HIM IF YOU WANT THAT.
I'm no+t culling him! That wo+uld be a severe vio+latio+n o+f his rights as an auto+no+mo+us tro+ll with free will and I am appalled yo+u wo+uld even suggest such a thing. But if he wants to+ be treated like an adult, he is go+ing to+ have to+ act like it, no+t running aro+und getting himself into+ tro+uble all night!
WHATEVER YOU SAY. CULLMOMMY.