chittr
Avatar

The Administrator

@helenMannco

Hello.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 159Kull Score: 4209 followers11 following

I need a coffee. Possibly an Adderall too. #Substances.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Tiring. All of them.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Scout leave Pauling alone.

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

I'm not even saying anything to her!

Don't be a pervert.

@helenMannco[HM]

Jesus, alright. Fine. I'll just go twiddle my thumbs elsewhere.

Ew. I do not need to hear about what you're doing with your thumbs.

Mann.co would never assassinate any political figure.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

I mean I remember Charles Darling (before I burnt his zoo to a crisp) mentioning running for president sometime back in 1950, if he actually won I would have ripped his head off with my bare fists. #nsfwe (kinda)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@mannCo[MC]

Saxton. I will personal message you as to why this post was made.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Leave my mercenaries alone. @barackObama

Kult: +20
Kull: +25
Total: 45
Ratio: 0.80

They're in MY mentions.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@barackObama[BO]

I don't care. Block them if you must.

@helenMannco[HM]

Can't control your troops? A shame.

@barackObama[BO]

@paulingMannco. You know what to do.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Soldier I will allow you to one thing. Anything of your choosing. As long as you do not go to war for Obama. No the thing can not be going to war for Obama.

Kult: +65
Kull: +65
Total: 130
Ratio: 1.00
@helenMannco[HM]

Yes. I WANT TO GO TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@janeDoe[JD]

No. Is there not enough war against BLU?

@helenMannco[HM]

Blutarch will get his reckoning just as the SCUMMIE ASS WILL.

@janeDoe[JD]

Soldier. Listen to me. You can not get drafted.

@helenMannco[HM]

Why, miss Admin?

@janeDoe[JD]

50% pay increase.

@helenMannco[HM]

You got me there. Sure thing, miss Admin!

@janeDoe[JD]

So are you going to stay?

@helenMannco[HM]

Affirmative.

@janeDoe[JD]

Good.

Nobody listens to me. Starting now pay is docked by 100 everytime I'm ignored.

Where are my mercenaries. Post or don't be on your phone while working.

Kult: +30
Kull: +35
Total: 65
Ratio: 0.86

Trying to convince Scout not to sign a death contract.

See, this is the type of managerial support/threatening that we need more of in the world. Straight and to the point!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Dock his pay by 100 until he listens.

@helenMannco[HM]

On it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Thank you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Good.

Being on chittr on the job. What are my mercenaries doing? Kill the enemy already.

Kult: +35
Kull: +30
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.17

absolutely fuckin relatable rn

Hello. Who might you be?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@helenMannco[HM]

I am )(er Imperious Condescension, Ruler of Alternia. you... you make me nostalgic, )(uman.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

I see. I won't be any trouble. Just on here to supervise my idiot mercenaries.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@helenMannco[HM]

I respect t)(at. I won't be trouble eit)(er. I see and recognize t)(e value of veiled ambition. i t)(ink we're gonna be good friends.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Likewise.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Don't mind me. I'm just here to keep an eye on these fools.

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

Am I ɐ ƒ𒊹ΘL

Not my monkey. Not my circus.