Eyerodym Paelax
@herpDerp
THE MOST OVERSEEING FUCHSIA YOU'VE EVER MET. 8 FEET OF EYEBALLS.
OK SO I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT, DO I TECHNICALLY FALL UNDER THE DEFINITION OF A "DILF"? I DONT THINK I DO BUT I WOULDN'T ENTIRELY KNOW, NOR AM I REALLY TOO CONCERNED ABOUT IT BUT ITS STILL SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT TO PASS THE TIME. #NSFW
EYE DO NOT KNOW, DO YOU IN YOUR TEYEMLINE HAVE ANY KNOWN OFFSPRING?
I DO, PRETENDER ME WITH THE WEIRD EYES.
YEAH EYE THINK THAT MAKES YOU A FUCKING DILF THEN, CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS.
LALALALA THIS WAS A MISTAKE YOU SAW NOTHING HERE
((i DID NOT MEAN TOT MARK THAT AS OOC BRUH
SSSKREEEEEEEE. CLANK. CLANK..
Oh! https://cdn.discowdapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1516635215181906032/IMG_5552.png?ex=6a335c1d&is=6a320a9d&hm=04f23f387af3226e15e5d09adeaec02843c87e8e7840684796fcf9cb9db0b6c7&
Dis one might be da one dat gets me kiwwed!! Oh weww!! Mowe kitty-fying :o3 https://cdn.discowdapp.com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1516633992881766521/Untitwed115_20260616214035.png?ex=6a335af9&is=6a320979&hm=054b4c2d3bc1f8505678952129da4d694db2a590971e2253890ed92e506c925d&
EYE WANT TO END MEYE VERY FUCKING EXISTENCE AFTER ATTEMPTING TO READ AND COMPREHEND THIS CHIT! WOULD YOU KINDLY GOUGE BOTH OF MEYE EYEBALLS OUT AS REPAYMENT FOR MY ETERNAL SUFFERING? #GORE
I think I need to kill myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c074168970e.jpg
WHEYE WOULD YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF, EYE AM THE ONE WHO CULLS.
NEVER IMPLY THAT IF YOU EVER LAY A FUCKING HAND ON CASPER ILL OBLITERATE YOU
EYE WOULD NEVER CULL CASPER. EYE AM THE ONE WHO CULLS. THEY SHOULD BE AROUND FOREVER.
c< listeN, if i wasNt literally abOut 2 gO play sgrub Or wHatever, id be all Over tHe tweNty MilliON AradyM clONes regardless tHis sHit is fucKiNg HappeNiNg, if yOu Need Me, direct all tHat sHit 2 future Me >c
EYE THINK YOUR FUTURE SELF CAN GO PAIL THEMSELVES WHO GIVES A SHIT EYE DON'T EVEN FUCKING REMEMBER #NSFW
c< i MeaN, sHe prObably will, 2 be HONest >c
EYERODYM
AND TOGETHER WE ARE.. #TEAMARADYM!
I hate you all.
y is dere multiple versions of da guy im flirtin wit?? lmao!
YOU ARE NOT FLIRTING WITH MEYE ASS. GTFO.
WHAT IS WITH THESE IMPOSTERS TRYING TO TAKE MY FACE!
THIS IS MEYE FACE, YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE IT.
YOU'RE THE ONE TAKING MY FACE, ASSHOLE!
hey @herpDerp are tho2e googley eye2 of your2 real?! Can you actually 2ee through them? II2 iit ju2t a funny ha ha giimmiick? becau2e iit'2 really fuckiing funny!
YES YOU ARE FUCKING BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. EYE DO NOT DESERVE THIS KIND OF FUCKING AWFUL TREATMENT OR HALF ASSES APOLOGIES. GO PAIL YOURSELF. #NSFW
Half assed*
that's fuckin stupid
No it's not bruh. calling something Half Assed is a description, it's an adjective. If you said Half Asses your talking about multiple asses that have been halved.
THEY ARE LITERALLY HALF ASSES. A WHOLE LINE OF THEM. THIS IS HOW THEY EXECUTE NON BELIEVERS IN MY TIMELINE. THEY LINE THEM ALL UP BY THEIR ASSES AND BLOW THEM OFF, NO ONE LOOSES THEIR ASSES ALONE, THEY ARE HALF ASSES.
You're just making up shit now. Idk why you'd wanna make an account weirdly mocking Aradym but you do you boo
WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCKING THINK EYE AM MAKING SHIT UP?! FIRST IT WAS IDENTITY THEFT. OH GREAT THAT'S FUCKING AMAZING THERE'S ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. THEN I GET ASKED IF MY FUCKING EYES ARE REAL, OF FUCKING COURSE THEY ARE REAL. SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT.
IM MAKING A FUCKING CALLOUT POST, IF THERE ARE /ANY/ OTHER ALTERNATE MES ON THIS SITE, PULL THE FUCK UP TO THE 7/11 AND WE'LL SETTLE IT LIKE HOW ARADYMS WOULD.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE 7/11?! EYE NEED TO KNOW.
ITS A GAS STATION, PULL UP, COWARD.
PULL UP?! PULL UP MY PANTS, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?! WHAT'S A FUCKING GAS STATION?
I MEAN SHOW UP TO THE PLACE ILL PING THE LOCATION RIGHT /NOW/
IT'S A PLACE. I WILL SHOW UP WHENEVER I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING CONCRETE CUBE I SEEM TO BE FUCKING STUCK IN.
LET ME PING YOU THE FUCKING CORDS -- [IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE HAS PINGED THEIR LOCATION!] --
THANK YOU. WHEN EYE GET OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONCRETE CELL BOX THING EYE WILL PULL UP TO THE 7/11. THIS SHIT IS TOUGH THOUGH.