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-------============(((◯ ALL THESE SWEEPS AND IT STILL NEVER CLICKED IN HIS ATOMICALLY MINISCULE THINKPAN. IT'S A CHANGE IN COMPOSURE. OF STATURE. THE PITCHERS ARE FAR AWAY AND THEY'RE BLIND AND FOOLISH. AND I GET A BETTER VANTAGE POINT ON ALL THEIR THROWS. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL NOT EVEN AFTER YOUR GROWTH SPURT COULD YOU COMPARE TO ME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS TO "MOVE" OR TO "ANGLE" OR TO STRATEGISE IN ANY WAY OTHER THAN TAKING CHEAPER AND CHEAPER SHOTS WHENEVER YOU GET THE CHANCE. ME? I'M BEYOND A GYMNAUSIATIST. I'M GODDAMN PERFECTION. AND YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THAT I'M AN ANOMALY. AN ANOMALY OF WILLPOWER AND SKILLPOWER BLENDED TOGETHER FINELY IN A HORRIFIC CONGEALED MASS OF BLOOD, WRATH AND A FEW HANDFULS OF PROTEIN CHIPS. BECAUSE THERE WILL NEVER AGAIN BE ANOTHER BATTER LIKE ME. NOT EVEN YOU. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

-------============(((◯ IT'S CHEAP AND IT'S BORING. IT'S THE EASY WAY OUT. YOU'RE TAKING THEM OUT ONE AT A TIME AND YOU'RE TAKING FUCKING TURNS. WHAT IS THIS? FIDUSPAWN? ARE YOU A FUCKING WRIGGLER? YOU DENY YOUR TEAM THE SATISFACTION OF CHARGING OUT THERE AND BEATING THOSE FIELDERS TO DEATH WITH THEIR FISTS AS YOU LEAVE THE PITCHER SHIVERING IN FEAR KNOWING WHAT AWAITS THEM. YOU DON'T CULL THEM FIRST UNLESS YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH WHO SUCKS AT THE GAME AND/OR YOU KNOW YOU ARE. YOU MEET MOST OF, IF NOT ALL OF, THOSE CRITERIA. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU ON THE FIELD I'M GONNA SPLIT YOUR WHINY LITTLE SCALP OPEN WITH MY BAT WHILE YOUR BACK IS TURNED. THEN WE'LL SEE HOW FUN IT IS. PUNK ASS BITCH.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

-------============(((◯ BECAUSE THE TERROR OF BEING IN THE PRESENCE OF SOMEONE ACTUALLY COMPETENT MAKES YOU SHIT YOURSELF IN FRIGHT?

Kull: +5
Total: 5

-------============(((◯ GET REAL. YOU WERE NEVER ABLE TO BEAT MY PURE SKILL. BUT NO AMOUNT OF PINCHES AND SPRINKLES OF FORTUNE AND WISHES MAKE UP FOR YOUR TRACK RECORD. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER STOPPED AT A BASE IN MY LIFE. BECAUSE I RUN FUCKING CIRCLES AROUND THAT TRACK. AND BEFORE YOU RUINED THE GOOD NAME OF SLAUGHTER SPHERE? MY LEGACY PERCOLATED THROUGH IT LIKE THE PISS YOU SOAKED YOUR RECUPERACOON IN UNTIL YOU WERE THREE SWEEPS OLD. WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS SPORT AND CRUMPLE UP INTO A BALL. YOU WILL BE BATTED AWAY AND REPLACED. BUT IT'S MY TECHNIQUE THEY LOOK UP TO. THAT'S MY LEGACY. AND CULLING A BUNCH OF LOUSY PITCHERS SO YOU CAN GET AN EASY RUN WILL NEVER MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE THAT I DO. SKILL.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

-------============(((◯ @homerunKing FUCK YOU.

Kull: +60
Total: 60
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:33 < it ended alright. :33 < golf

Kull: +5
Total: 5

> DIE IN A FIRE.

Kult: +2
Kull: +10
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.20
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@pseudoryxBoom[PB]

ズボンの股間を膨らませて、お前の脳みそを笑いながら焼き尽くしてやる ~ #nsfw #violence

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00