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@hornetStrike
Bio-engineered super weapon ;) (Art by Xonn)
any 𐕣ıps on dıssec𐕣ıng a gıan𐕣 skı𐕣𐕣erpınch? ı𐕣s kınd of 𐕣akıng up a lo𐕣 of space ın my respı𐕣eblock.
ı mean genuınely wha𐕣 am ı supposed 𐕣o do wı𐕣h 𐕣hıs. h𐕣𐕣ps://ı.ıbb.co/HDrxdNpQ/skı𐕣𐕣erpınch.png
Forget the skitterpinch, why do you haVVe a whoLe meaLbLock in your respitebLock???
I fear we are haVVing two different discussions, but enjoy your rock hard, bone dry, LaVVa pocket protein bites ig Maybe inVVest some of that fish money in an air fryer... for your respitebLock??
z0me 0f the p0rtz are getting itchy.
-=[ your porrtttsss your ports why are they getting itchy ??? ? :-)_☺]=-
kn0wing my 1uck, z0me f0rm 0f infecti0n. the ztati0n medicu11er refuzez t0 zee me un1ezz i am dying, h0wever
-=[ awww thats not good !! :-) depending on where theyre located in your flesh they can spread infection to your p!an !! if you have any saline_solution use some of that to treat it yoursel!f!! :-)_☺]=-
-=[ x-) ??? its a non_toxic and sterile isotonic_solution and it doesnt damage healing_tissue !!!_☺]=-
SteriLe and steriLizing are not the same thing, if there's aLready an infection it stiLL won't do shit. And if you just mean for hydration ointment wouLd be Leagues better than dumping steriLe water on your skin, and probabLy more accessibLe to get your hands on than a bag of saLine anyway
yeesh you ever type something out and then realize that wow posting this would be kind of embarrassing maybe i shouldnt do that? :\
I'd caLL you a coward, but if you're embarrassed eVVen with aLL the other shit peopLe post here maybe you shouLd take it to your graVVe
;; c-clocking in for my §-§ixteenth c-con§ecutive day at work w-without a day off ;; ;; i-i'm going to pull m-my hair out hh hhhh ;;
Good thing there's aLways options - caLL out sick - cuLL your boss - die ig
I stole your sleep. You're not getting it back.
ON A TRIP BACK TO ALTERNIA. UGH.
maybe i sh0uld intr0duce myself my name is tyness d'elize and i am a medicu||er in an 0ffsh0re l0cati0n near where highbl00ds and l0wbl00ds alike can get treated f0r their w0unds unf0rtunately i w0nt d0xx my l0cati0n 0n chittr because i'm n0t an idi0t but i wi|| shitp0st and c0mplain ab0ut my incredibly lucky j0b 0n here very nice t0 meet y0u a||
Unbiased offshore medicuLLer faciLity sounds Like a great pLace to get organ-harVVested or experimented on
I LovE WheN My GummieS MelT TogetheR To ForM AtrocitieS LikE ThiS https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n4Ft4WDA3oU/sddefault.jpg
- nightly reminder to drink lots of water and brush your fangs! - i guarantee most of you are not doing it enough! - and yes im looking at you specifically!!!
What's the recommended care routine for externaL mandibLes? Asking for a friend
- mouth grade fangpaste is also approved for use on external mandibles! - mix with a little bit of water before applying and be sure to wipe down thoroughly for a beautiful polish!!!
Nobody post their pictures of their failed cooking atteMMpts. I WILL berate you. I will also tell you the right way to do whateVVer you fucked up on.
https://i.ibb.co/cKFK3R8VV/fexxesshitpostpoptart.png What's the VVerdict chef?
♰ ... my lusus finally came home from her latest hunt... its... nice to have something warm to rest my head against again. i guess her being soft is nice too... ♰
WeLL it won't stay warm for Long- oh you mean your Lusus
🎉didnt think i was into him but then i found out he has LAYERS🎉
how the fuck do i get pUrplE blOOd OUt of my shOEs
Hydrogen peroxide. You know any drycLeaners? They haVVe the good shit, too "caustic" for us normies ig
T0day 1s a t1nker1ng day, 1 th1nk 1'm g01ng t0 w0rk 0n a sp1derb0t. Purely f0r altru1st1c and pure reas0ns 0f c0urse. Capta1n 1f y0u see th1s, 1 pr0m1se 1 w0n't use 1t f0r ev1l 0:)
Boo, do it for seLfish and corrupt reasons #makeitbite
Maybe time to Lay off huffing the air freshener that makes you gay #substance
go◇ I mi♤♤ breaking fu♧ker♤ knee♧ap♤ ♤ometime♤.
The onLy thing stopping you is you big dog, unLess you somehow Lost both your arms in a tragic kneecapping accident :( in which case my condoLences