Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer
@hylapterousSistrurus
The Sylph is in. Session #12.
[Photo content, again. It's a picture from what must be a cliff, of... truly endless prairies, stretching out into forever. It's a truly impressive sunset, the glow of consort villages and some sort of jade-green... trees? Giant Dandelions? dotting the blue-hour landscape.] honestly - rolled a really pretty land this time ⏚
this aspect sucks so incredibly bad - what kinda attack name is omelette sandwich and why does it do so much damage ⏚
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I've heard some terrible fucking spell card names over the years. At least you're not getting owned by/owning someone with an attack that someone actually unironically decided to call "Do You Love The Color Of The Sky?"
update: still beholding - i am starting to think this is a maturity quest on patience ⏚
skaianet public relations liking the chitts of my suffering sure is a kick in the tit ngl ⏚
[Video content. It... appears to be a consort- a small- scaled cat-ish creature which is- it seems- TRYING to tell a story- perhaps hand out a quest- but every other line it reverts to demanding whoever is behind the camera "behold [its] robes-" despite the fact the "robes" appear to be a rubber boot it is wearing on it's head. The voice behind the camera sounds exhausted as it repeatedly tells the consort the robes are "very regal and mysterious."] in case you were wondering - how your day could be going - behold the robes ⏚
the more they change - the more they stay the same - at least it's a boot this time - i had a session where they stole a pair of my unmentionables and i had to behold that - repeatedly ⏚
after that question i have decided it is the other players who are wrong ⏚
to shed a little light - in all my time - i have never gotten in a strife with a denizen - i have killed - eleven ⏚ in my experience hanging out with your denizen is kind of like - a pushy lusus - or if you were a cartoon hero and ate breakfast with your nemesis - and they monologued about what they were gonna do ⏚ and you just - live that way - fixing their damage - and getting dragged into maturity - until you honestly don't want the bastard dead ⏚ and then ⏚
actually now i'm thinking about it - what IS y'all's relationships with your denizens like out there in non-broken sgrub ⏚
it was literally part of my choice either fight the denizen solo or fight my session's jack noir (who had the queen's ring at the time) solo fought my denizen and won
wild - okay fair in the version of the game i am trapped in forever - everyone has to kill their denizen - l o l ⏚
c< i MeaN.... sHe Killed Me, tHe first tiMe we spOKe, but.... i guess tHat was tHe cHOice, 2 figHt aNd live, Or accept My deatH, aNd dOOM everyONe >c
Somehow I get the sense that the session I was in doesn't count as non-broken. Look at this event log and tell me what the fuck is happening here.
you sequence broke didn't you - did you go there early - it looks like you went early ⏚
No I'm pretty sure the dead alternate version of me I'm taking over for installed a difficulty mod somehow. I progressed her land quest naturally, it just ended up doing this instead.
yeah its gotta be a mod - like - i cannot stress enough i have strifed with zero denizens ever in my time - that's not normal - you hang out and get in arguments until you don't want it dead - and then you kill it - only people who fight them have fucked up somehow ime ⏚
i - can't do this ⏚
ughh you are still the actual worst i see - yeah yeah i know inevitability and all that i have literally no choice ⏚ i ⏚ i know you arent really but - it's comforting to see you well - still ⏚
... heh - once a sylph always a sylph - you're a lot meaner to your other charges i see ⏚
which is wild to me - considering - i mean i guess i wasnt ascended when - um - but clearly that's different - for some reason? ⏚
my newbies - do not like that i am taskmastering them - oh well ⏚
i need to change my name - i was being cute but if there's one thing that's gonna make me lose it - it's people explaining broad sgrub concepts to me after a specific question ⏚
actually mildly looking at the situation at hand - do y'all have to be ascended to use your powers - i'm noticing a very very specific like - phrasing here on the tech thrown around ⏚
don't it's a whole thing - what is wrong with your version - that nobody has any access to their powers until they ascend ⏚
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i'm sorry there is something objectively wrong with sending people - from completely depowered - to deity-level command over their aspect - with no in between - that's not a difference of opinion that's terrible design and going to get people killed ⏚
not for me. ever7one was using their powers before godtier. it was just stronger and more straightforward afterwards.
thank fucking goodness i was about to - be calm and accepting of the difference even if it's stupid ⏚
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i'm very familiar - with the general concept of ascension - i asked because in my experience there are a lot of spells and abilities you can at least try to use from the second you hit the medium - and people here talk like this is not the case ⏚
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i wonder who my denizen is going to be this time ⏚
you know what - no matter how bad my life is going - at least i'm not doing that ⏚
i am foreseeing - i am going to be very annoying to talk classpect with - with the version differences - that's fun - for me ⏚
probably not fun for anything or anyone else ⏚
i will - accept this as my fate - and say i am available to chat titles and such whenever - i am presently doing okay at prepping for the knell - so it's not too busy ⏚
unfortunatel7, i’m pla7ing keep awa7 with m7 denizen, so i’m gonna have to ask for a rain (he(k
ughhh no worries - denizens are the worst - nobody gets that like me trust - be safe watch out for the minibosses - i'll be here ⏚
it is nice to know someone's heard of it at least - if i was alone in a sea of people who just got to have a relatively nice time - i would - um - simply blow up skaia or something idc ⏚
“relativel7 ni(e” might be a bit of a stret(h for some of us, but 7eah. it’s been mostl7 se(ondhand at best info for me
relative is the heavy operating word i think - all sessions are fucking awful but - you know - hand on the glass watching everyone get to fr win - insanity inducing ⏚
i am so chill and calm and accepting and do not care about anyone but me at all - please believe my bullshit sgrub do not turn off my basic attack again ⏚
no i need to know now - to all other sgrub players - do your powers stop working if you don't act like your title - or am i just completely fucked for no reason ⏚
i guess that's the one joy of being here so long - rare opportunities to actually study ⏚
⦓ True! There's only so much I can do with the remains of the session, underlings don't even spawn anymore! ⦔
oh that's just sad - like - nowhere? - not even in the dungeons? ⏚
⦓ Not even the dungeons... It's going to cause problems when I start to run low on grist, that's for sure! I mean, I have enough to keep me and my hivemates going for at least a decade without any rationing or issues, even if I use it frivolously but ... Well, I'm probably still going to be around for a lot longer than a decade, aren't I? I've tried to figure out making a grist generator, apparently there are plants that can generate grist, but I've yet to figure it out. ⦔
so - you're - stuck in your session - but it's over? - am i understanding that right? ⏚
⦓ Oh! No, I'm not stuck! As a Space player, traversing universes isn't an impossibility for me. I just need a focal point to lock onto! I was stuck in the new world for a sweep before I found Chittr, and thankfully, this site is full of people I can use as focal points to get to any universe I like! Within reason. Some have barriers, or heavy Void influence, or their First Guardian rejects my presence, but... Most universes I've tried to reach, I can! I just... Can't go back to the new world we made, so I live in my old hive on my Land instead. ⦔
hm that's - really concerning - if you're a space player - is your denizen is still there? maybe they can help you get into the reward? i'm almost like - worried now ⏚
⦓ oh, no no no no. I can physically get there. Um. It's just... The other players... Hate me and want me dead... So... I can't. They're stuck there without me, and that is genuinely the only reason our Heart player hadn't turned me into a self-less puppet by now. ⦔
eugh - that sucks so incredibly bad - heart players are kind of the worst sometimes i think the heart thing is too much power for anyone - you seem cool - if i wasn't convinced my universe might snap shut like a bear trap i'd invite you over to farm grist ⏚
⦓ Ehe... Yeah, your universe seems to really like keeping people contained, and while my power actively rejects that... I'm not sure how well it'd fare in that circumstance! At my current strength, at least... But yes. I've not heard of many actual good Heart players. Many of the Nepetas on this site seem nice? So maybe they're an exception... ⦔
speaking of roleplay coefficients - mine is presently shit - no mediocre deed whatever happens to people happens ⏚
if i find out nobody else has to deal with the roleplay system - i am going to - be so calm and accepting of the situation ⏚
why would a rogue go directly to anything - roleplay coefficient is gonna be shit if you do that ⏚
do you think being told basically to go fuck myself by the support lady is a maturity quest⏚
remember it could always be worse - you could be a time player⏚