Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer
@hylapterousSistrurus
The Sylph is in. Session #12.
Enemies can spawn around my house? #sburbce
first gate - go - now - enemies are gonna keep coming until you reach it - go go go ⏚
I do not have the build grist to get up there at the moment, and all I have for weaponry is a bow with limited arrows.
try and alchemize a basic bow that won't need arrows - flashlight is usually a decent combo - alternatively just grab a chair and start swinging - because not kidding that spawning is gonna happen until you get there ⏚
How would Bow + Flashlight give me infinite ammo? I don't get it.
WHAT IF I HAD A HUMANSONA. -YALDABAOTH
it's just a suburban dad - but with a massive goddamn gun for shooting anyone who steps on your grass ⏚
actually now i'm thinking about it - what IS y'all's relationships with your denizens like out there in non-broken sgrub ⏚
killed mine
Well, th★t's just not true.
wild - okay fair in the version of the game i am trapped in forever - everyone has to kill their denizen - l o l ⏚
Somehow I get the sense that the session I was in doesn't count as non-broken. Look at this event log and tell me what the fuck is happening here.
you sequence broke didn't you - did you go there early - it looks like you went early ⏚
No I'm pretty sure the dead alternate version of me I'm taking over for installed a difficulty mod somehow. I progressed her land quest naturally, it just ended up doing this instead.
yeah its gotta be a mod - like - i cannot stress enough i have strifed with zero denizens ever in my time - that's not normal - you hang out and get in arguments until you don't want it dead - and then you kill it - only people who fight them have fucked up somehow ime ⏚
Ok, so uhh, apparently Liz just got an option to start the lobby off early. Looks like whatever this "SBURB" game is, is starting. #sburbce
good luck - you're gonna need it - remember the game is gonna go on no matter what so you may as well keep going with it ⏚
Still unsure why this game got delivered to my door during a meteor catastrophe, but I mean hey, at least I won't die bored.
oh those are related - sorry you have to find out this way that the meteors are part of the game ⏚
update: still beholding - i am starting to think this is a maturity quest on patience ⏚
skaianet public relations liking the chitts of my suffering sure is a kick in the tit ngl ⏚
[Video content. It... appears to be a consort- a small- scaled cat-ish creature which is- it seems- TRYING to tell a story- perhaps hand out a quest- but every other line it reverts to demanding whoever is behind the camera "behold [its] robes-" despite the fact the "robes" appear to be a rubber boot it is wearing on it's head. The voice behind the camera sounds exhausted as it repeatedly tells the consort the robes are "very regal and mysterious."] in case you were wondering - how your day could be going - behold the robes ⏚
some things never (hange, huh
the more they change - the more they stay the same - at least it's a boot this time - i had a session where they stole a pair of my unmentionables and i had to behold that - repeatedly ⏚
after that question i have decided it is the other players who are wrong ⏚
to shed a little light - in all my time - i have never gotten in a strife with a denizen - i have killed - eleven ⏚ in my experience hanging out with your denizen is kind of like - a pushy lusus - or if you were a cartoon hero and ate breakfast with your nemesis - and they monologued about what they were gonna do ⏚ and you just - live that way - fixing their damage - and getting dragged into maturity - until you honestly don't want the bastard dead ⏚ and then ⏚
i - can't do this ⏚
ughh you are still the actual worst i see - yeah yeah i know inevitability and all that i have literally no choice ⏚ i ⏚ i know you arent really but - it's comforting to see you well - still ⏚
... heh - once a sylph always a sylph - you're a lot meaner to your other charges i see ⏚
which is wild to me - considering - i mean i guess i wasnt ascended when - um - but clearly that's different - for some reason? ⏚