♦ pitied by @illusiveDancer
Found me a bottle of rye vwhisky in me captain quarters, I'll be enjoying it of course I might havwe to take a svwig of that vwile faygo just to vwash it dowvn aftervwards. #substance
You knowv there is one bonus of sailing the vwast alternia sea, I can steer my ship avway from the blasted sun and enjoy the cool night breeze a little longer, of course I can handle the harsh alternia sun might get a bit sunburned at best but cod, I don't vwanna deal vwith that heat if I can be fuckin honest here.
Man... none of you understand the species dysphoria I havwe... hate my body... vwish I vwas human... #sensitivwe #NoOneUnderstands #INeedSomeoneToGimmeAKiss #GirlsLikeSensitivweGuysRight? #IRanOuttaTagIdeas #PityMeAlready
VWait a minute, if I’m sucked DRY than means I’m dead! VWell sorry Dracula! But I’m no necorphile! Go find someone else to kill! #sensitivwe
Rainbovwdrinker, let me help you, drink my blood, I shall be the sacrifice to prevwent rainbovwdrinker caused death, I’ll hold them off!
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YOURE MYNHRRO |M L|TTLRLY CRY|NG RN tAhnk uu ezz|e thnk u thnkA u tAAhnkkk uuuu 🥹
Cod...I think I drunk to much ale and ended up passing out, vwalked to the top deck and I think my crewv might of gotten into a little fight cause I see some corpse laying on the floor bleeding, you knowv the least they could of done is toss the body and clean up the mess before I vwoke up. #culled #substance
otthr sAdd news | t|gnk my struffd lobstr |s ru|nnd :( |ddk wAht hppnedd |t lookss All beAtt up l|eek soem brkbeAsdt got Ahold of |tt
Managed to snag a decently sized sea lusii, this one looks kinda like one of those baaa beasts or are they called goats, I'm not to sure but Managed to shoot it betvween the eyes and snag it hopefully that'll keep Gl'bgolyb at bay for a little vwhile.
Fuckin cod dammit, I vwas aiming my rifle at some lusus lurking in the vwaters nearby and one of my fuckin crevwmates bumped into me and caused me to miss the bloody shot, I'll make em vwalk the plank later and be lusus bait.
Do as you vwish, but you best mind your tongue landlubber.
I Am Far Too Tall For Some Of These Doorways
Don't push your luck lass, I vwas only feeling so merciful cause earlier I talked to my favworite troll, troll Gandalf that's all don't confuse my mercy for vweakness.
Finally made it land bound, my crewv vweighed anchor and I personally dragged that rust blooded scallvway stovwavway off of my ship, but I vwas feeling in a real good mood so instead of culling or blovwing off their entire hand, I just blewv off their pinky finger vwith my pistol as a vwarning then I vwatched them run avway holding their hand, it's alvways fun vwatching lovwbloods run. #WViolence #Gore?
Sailing my ship sea port bound nowv to drop off this vworthless rust blood stovwavway, I told em vwhat is going happen to em and they havwe the GALL to beg for me to not removwe their fuckin hand, originally I vwas gonna cull em but I decided to be merciful and they think that they are in a fuckin position to beg still, the nervwe of this landlubber lovwblooded scallyvwag.
I just find it so utterly repulsivwe truly, I think trolls are grovwing far to soft.
I don't givwe a fuck vwhat you do I just find it odd for a troll to showv so much care.
getting my back blown out and this dude whining about his fucking honey bruh 😭✌️
Fuckin hell, I'wve devweloped one hell of a headache, must be mindfang trying to do some fuck shit, I must retire to my captain quarters to nurse this headache.
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>-8==— i hope so too, we are trying to find a good lusus for eacch of them. >-8==— ideally we want to keep them all together, but we might not be able to.
cldd u rlly 🥺
sphrrees hurt :(
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tThanks itTs a lllotT more smallllller and wrinklllier in person
the good news is you could kill me and id be about as dead as i was before so hey were winning any way we step actually
hey its the fun hours again where im supposed to be sleeping and instead im standing on a stack of plastic drawers trying to access the top shelf of the hallway closet or at least i was until everything came crashing down and i came to post here in my shame
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HISSING AND GROWLING LIKE A BEAST AT PEOPLE ON THE STREET WHO TRY SHAMEFULLY INITIATING A CONVERSATION. I WAS JUST TRYING TO BRING MY GROCERIES BACK HIVE. BACK OFF.
turns out ignoring the bad feelings dont fucking do shit but makes me feel vworse. #thissucks
i aint gonna cry. ill figure this out evwentually..
I must speak my peace… despite finding Rainbowv Drinkers and WVampires terribly attractivwe… I actually hate the Tvwilight movwies, nevwer evwen got through the first one because it vwas so boring it put me to sleep.
i mean true but i aint got a lot of close people to confide in like that. and the one i got close enough vwill call me a bitch. #roughsituationshiprelationship #idunnowvtfvweare and youre good
i dont vwanna be called a bitch thoooo
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