Ezzale Alzumi
@illusiveDancer
14.9 sweeps [32 years] 6'5" Tends to be kind of motherly - uses pet names on everyone She/Her Local sex worker, NSFW model and aspiring star EXPECT LOTS OF #NSFW OR #SUGGESTIVE POSTS!!!
Cod fuckin damn these useless fuckin landlubbers, I nearly had that fuckin vwhale in my clutches finally but the land dvwellers let it escape again, after culling a fewv indigos vwia by rifle shots to the chest I feel a little better, but not by much. #WViolence #culled
How'd > They > Let > It > Escape? > Released > It > Too > Early? > ♡
No blasted fuckin fools can't steer a ship to savwe their fuckin livwes.
Currently > Have > A > Cute > Cobalt > On > My > Lap > That > I > Fucked > Stupid, > She's > Quite > The > Beauty > #ezzalepost > #nsfw > ♡
Found me a bottle of rye vwhisky in me captain quarters, I'll be enjoying it of course I might havwe to take a svwig of that vwile faygo just to vwash it dowvn aftervwards. #substance
Didn't > You > Wake > Up > Today > With > A > Horrible > Hangover, > Darlin'??? > #substance > ♡
Maybe so but, as a pirate first and sailor second, i could nevwer turn dowvn a bottle of vwhisky lass. #substance
I don't need to hear about havwing fuckin issues, vwhat I need is more treasure and booze.
Well > Then, > How > Would > You > Feel > If > I > Got > You > Some > Human > Booze > To > Try? > It > May > Not > Be > As > Good, > But > I > Know > What > They > Call > The > 'hard > Stuff' > (i > Think > That > Means > Their > Most > Powerful- > Strongest?) > ♡
Eugh, I vwouldn't try that vwile svwill for nothing in this vworld, I loathe humans.
Correct > Choice. > It > Is > Not > As > Good > As > Our > Stuff. > The > Humans > I > Work > With > Get > Upset > With > The > "poison" > I > Use > To > Bring; > I > Had > To > Switch > It > For > Their > Stuff > ♡
You knowv there is one bonus of sailing the vwast alternia sea, I can steer my ship avway from the blasted sun and enjoy the cool night breeze a little longer, of course I can handle the harsh alternia sun might get a bit sunburned at best but cod, I don't vwanna deal vwith that heat if I can be fuckin honest here.
Cool > Ocean > Air > Is > Always > Miles > Better > Than > A > Boiling > Alternian > Sun > ♡
That's quite funny hearing that from a jade blood, here I thought yer caste vwas the only caste vwho sorta liked the sun.
Is > It > Illegal > For > Us > To > Prefer > The > Moon > Over > The > Sun? > Have > You > Seen > The > Way > The > Sun > Hits > Some > Fabrics? > Plus, > I > Do > Like > The > Sun; > It's > Just > Not > Quite > Nice > When > It's > Boiling. > ♡
VWell I suppose it isn't illegal, just alvways sorta assumed you knowv I had this one jade blood in my captivwity and she alvways mentioned something about the sun but she said it in a real funny vway you see, she said son vwhatevwer that fuckin is.
'son' > Is > The > Human > Word > For > Their > Male > Wriggler > Child, > Possibly > That > Is > What > They > Meant. > Although > She > May > Have > Just > Had > An > Accent > ♡
Huh, vwell that makes a lot more sense but oh vwell it doesn't matter much nowv, I havwen't seen that jade blood since mindfang took her from my clutches.
Can't really remember much after that although, might be a combination of this hangovwer I'm dealing vwith and the fact that I'wve livwed so many svweeps.
Sadly > Did > Not > Get > My > Blood > Meal, > Got > Too > Worried > About > Taking > It > From > A > Sensitive > Person > Who > Thought > I > Was > Going > To > Drain > Them > Dry, > But > It's > Getting > To > A > Point > Where > I'm > Very > Thirty > #ezzalepost > #rainbowdrinker > #thirstyvamp > ♡
damn you suck at sucking
Likely after. If blood donations are any metric to go off of I'll make sure to have some protein rich food and a good amount of water before coming over.
Last > Person > Who > Offered > To > Let > Me > Bite > Them > Was > A > Cronus > Who > Git > Scared > I'd > Suck > Him > Dry > As > In > Dead. > ♡
Thank > You > So > Much, > I > Just > Wish > To > Do > My > Best > To > Make > You > Comfortable, > Darlin' > ♡
And I appreciate it! I'm just happy to help, even if it leaves me a little drained.
I trust you. I'll ready real quick but gimme the heads up when you want me over.
c< i caN spare as MucH blOOd as yOu Need! >c
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You > Tempt > Me, > But > Today > I > Shall > Refrain > Myself > ♡
8=l < @congruentAttitude 8=l < Is this satisfactory
Such > Beauty > You > Have, > Hephaestus > ♡
8=l < Thank you very much, Ezzale