Biscuits
@imBiscuits
IM JUST BISCUITS!!!! HE/HIM!
IM ON CHITTR!
ONE MUST DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE #DRIPTIPS IN THESE TRYING TIMES!
THE GREEN DREAM TEAM IS HERE TO SCREAM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
LOTS OF PEOPLE WITH THESE LIKE STRIPES NEXT TO THEIR NAMES LOTS OF DIFFERENT COLORS BUT YOU CANT FOOL ME YOURE NOT TRACE MATCHSTICKS FIN ME STITCH ITCHY DIE QUARTERS SAWBUCK DOZE CLOVER AND EGGS! I KNOW THE TRUTH!
I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN CONSULTING WITH A VERY SPECIAL LOCAL BUSINESS OWNER ON HOW TO MAKE T SHIRTS APPARENTLY THE FIRST STEP IS "BISCUITS GET LOST" SO OUT I GO INTO THE CITY ALL BY MYSELF!
BREAKING NEWS FOLKS! GLURMING IS A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH WORMING MORE AS THIS EXCITING #CASEY BASED TALE DEVELOPS!
I AIM TO PLEASE THE GOOD PEOPLE OF #CASEY AND #CASEYNATION AND #CASEYNATIONGIRLEDITION
I could be persuaded to purchase a t-shirt. I would not wear it, but I would own it.
ILL GET RIGHT ON THAT MAAM GOTTA GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A SHIRT
Thank you, Ma'am. If I ever get merch up and running, I'll be sure to let you know!
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY FALALALALALALALALALA
ITS TIME FOR A TIP FROM THE DRIP! DRINKING LAWNMOWER JUICE IS A BAD IDEA TUMMY HURTY! I SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED WITH #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITONS FOOD AND NUTRITION EXPERT! :( THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TUMMY HURTY EDITION OF #DRIPTIP THANK YOU TO #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION FOR YOUR CONTINUED LOVE AND SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES!
COOKIES YUM!
THERE IS A #CONSPIRACY TO REMOVE ME FROM MY #QUAINTLITTLESHACK! IF I GO SILENT FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME YOULL KNOW THAT THE CONSPIRACY OF DANGEROUS PEOPLE KNOWN AS THE FELT HAVE SUCCEEDED IN REMOVING ME FROM MY QUAINT LITTLE SHACK AND I AM ETHER DEAD OR IN A DEEP PERIOD OF MOURNING! I DONT SEE WHY THEY EVEN WANT IT! THEY WERENT USING IT BEFORE I FOUND IT IN OUR BACK YARD FULL OF LAWNMOWER JUICE AND GLASS AND NAILS AND GARDENING SUPPLIES! I WILL REMAIN HERE UNTIL MY BRICK RATIONS FAIL!
WELCOME TO MY QUAINT LITTLE SHACK WE HAVE ALL THE BEST STUFF HERE! SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS! RUSTY NAILS! OLD LAWNMOWER! OLD LAWNMOWER JUICE! ALL THE CLASSICS!
MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR IS SAWDUST AND DRYER LINT!
HI ITS ME BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! DID YOU KNOW JUNE IS PRIDE MONTH? APPARENTLY A BUNCH OFF LIONS (PRIDE) DID SOMETHING SO COOL THEY GOT A WHOLE MONTH ABOUT IT! ISNT THAT AWESOME? EVERYBODY BE SURE TO BE NICE TO LIONS WHEN YOU SEE THEM! THIS IS ANOTHER #DRIPTIP YOU CAN ALWAYS SUBMIT ANY #DRIPTIPS YOU MAY HAVE TO MY DMS OR MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION!
YOU GOTTA BE OKAY AND YOURE GONNA BE!
SOMETIMES MY FRIENDS CALL ME 13 WHICH IS A NUMBER YOU CANT FOOL ME!
BISCUITS YOU ARE KIDIDNG ME OK LISTEN DO OYU SEE ANYTHING INSIDEE THE POLAK DOT FO YOUR HAET
WELL BECAUSE WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO ME ON HERE AND OVER TEXT THEY SOMETIMES CALL ME 13 WHICH MUST MEAN THATS MY NAME RIGHT? AND MY NAME IS BISCUITS!
IM A WELL TO DO YOUNG MAN OF 19834383948 SUMMERS AND A WINTER IN FLORIDA
SUMMERS NINETEEN BILLION EIGH HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR MILLION THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGJT ARE WAY TOO MANY
THATS OKAY I GET HURT ALL THE TIME! CROWBAR HITS ME WITH THE THING HE HAS THAT I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF I TRIP AN FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND LAND ON SAWBUCK THEN IM SOMEWHERE/WHEN ELSE! I CHIP A TOOTH EATING NANA BISCUITS INEDIBLE FOOD SUBSTITUTE! IM A TOUGH GUY :D
IMPORTANT TO NOTE: TRANS RIGHTS!
THE TIMES MAY BE #TRYING BUT GOD DAMN IT SO AM I!!!
PLEASE I ASK FOR KINDNESS AND SWEET WORDS IN THESE TRYING TIMES! I UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE TRYING AND TIMES BUT KINDNESS WILL WIN THE DAY!
Kindness and sweet words? I wish you a quiet and peaceful day, Biscuits.
THANK YOU PETER YOUR KINDNESS AND SWEET WORDS ARE A BLESSING IN THESE DIFFICULT AND #TRYING TIMES!
MR. BISCṴITS: YOṴ CAN SṴRELY WITHSTAND THIS “TRYING TIME” BECAṴSE YOṴ ARE IN YOṴR “TRYING PRIME”!!! SINCERELY: POBICO
DEAR POBICO IM A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK YOU AN PIBIMI ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH WITH YOUR POP TEAM EPIC COMICS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR LETTER! I AM THE #KING OF #TRYING TIMES! I PERSEVERE AND LEAD MY PEOPLE THROUGH THE STORM AND TO GREENER (HA) PASTURES! THANK YOU FOR WRITING AGAIN -BISCUITS CEO OF #DRIPTIPNATION