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hup eleven twelve thirteen it will be really clean hup fourteen fifteen fifteen i can only count to fifteen
This is the story of a man named Eggs. Eggs worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number 12.
dude, green and purple look so good together. im not biased its just so for real.
once a member of drip tip nation always a member til the end
Thank you for the pu8lic service announcement, sir.
...oh. he𝓁𝓁o biscuits. sorry, i am ta𝓁king about the baked good type of biscuits. i did not put you in an oven.
im gonna dress up as an egg for #eggsweek !!!!!!!!!!!!
join #eggsweek for an egg parade that never ends!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay now lets have #eggsweek where we paint eggs, play hide and seek with them, and there's a rabbit that lays ALL of the eggs #NotASexThing also the eggs are sometimes made of chocolate yummm
oh god i believe in you maybe put the phone down to do that
best damn nation ive ever been a part of aside from #haternation
just sent a little surprise to felt mansion
IDONTKNOWIMJUSTFINDINGOUTTHISSHITASWESPEAK.
More than I ever want to think about.
YER LIKE A GREY @IMBISCUITS. THAT'S MY SIDEKICK. BE THAT FER @HEARTSBOXCARS. BE THAT.
i'm s𖦹rry
what the fuck are grandma balls and why is 13 talking about them
// i forgot how beefy this asshole is, he'sa pain to draw.
TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOODDDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYY IIIII GGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT AAAAA CCCCCCOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!||||||||||\\\\\\\\\
important psa: leprechauns are very soft to the touch
and i bet youre still making banger posts then too
itchy got inspired.
#chittrconfession #nsfl i'd probably jig with anyone in the crew.
Hello Biscuits and Eggs. Good to see familiar faces round 'ere. :]
i chloroformed myself but i'm ok now
your stomach hurting is some of the worst news ive ever received oh man
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
i drawing picture with blood for fun and dance so player angry >:)
THE LADDER FELL AND THE DOOR SHUT I AM STUCK IN THE FRIDGE
lol
THE ZESTUM APPRECIATES THE WARNING
7777W1NN55555
5000 R34LLLL
You're welcome, always happy to send praise to my lackies.
i still can't believe itchy wants to be in a trove with me :)
I get the feeling they will be. Ego sum ira Domini.
I'm out there right now.
Why the fuck is Buck going to bash your head in. What did you do.
(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))
(( She makes me feel every emption categorized under Jeb Sweep ))
B33 < ok no youve got some bangers on here B33 < sorry man i didnt respect your game enough
made an image. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled6_20260325134301.png
See that's what I'm saying.
cØllecting rØcks while my dad argues with slick. i think my dad cØuld beat karkats dad in a fight if they fØught instead Øf us.
YOU ARE ALL LUCKY IM NOT ALLOWED TO BET ANYMORE. THIS FIGHTS WINNER WOULDVE BEEN DECIDED IF I PUT A SINGULAR PENNY ON EITHER OF THEM.
Don't wanna hurt your eyes, buddy. @misterSeven reminded me of the decorum. Thanks, boss.
I'm not knocking the style all together. You just don't start with that shit. Smooth jazz, with a bit of a hip twist. That's the spirit. #nsfw
Like if you think my kid @damaraMegido can beat the shit out of @spadesSlick#8817 's kid. I wanna see what the people think.
GOOD PLAN. #DRIPTIPNATION EM GREENIE. YER A WINNER.
i strØngly dislike mØst Øf the pØsts i am seeing. i was tØld tØ verbalize it if i dØnt feel like using the hate buttØn.
Slick has agreed with me five times so far, and just to piss him off I've decided to continue keeping track. I'm gunning for at least seven. A guy's gotta have some hobbies to keep himself sane in this madhouse of a manor.
WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS BEEN CAUGHT DESPERATELY THIRSTING FOR ME ONCE AGAIN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/352721B1639D.PNG
i think we should pour hot tar over biscuits. react to agree.
WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO'S FUCKING AWESOME. AS EXPECTED. THE HATERS CANNOT STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE TRUE POWER, OF AN ALPHA MALE! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A6B5CAB74BD7.PNG
That's what you're all going insane about? A ranking system? Give me a break.
Working out My arms To practice Deadlifting the People who Wanted it Earlier <>
JUST A LITTLE PREVIEW OF WHAT IT IS LIKE, TO BE ME. #ALPHA HTTPS://ENCRYPTED-TBN0.GSTATIC.COM/IMAGES?Q=TBN:AND9GCSZG3F9EPTYDURZSSKJKKAIYXQNCEMSCAFNUQ&S
This is an Alternian social media website. Of course there's PvP. Let's all be serious.
oh speaking of cults (with a c) remember the next jadeite festival is under the full moon on april 2nd! everyones invited; wolf pelts are NOT mandatory!
why are so many of you complaining about not getting a damn fake online badge? lowlifes.
Did you guys know that .gay is a valid domain? I might change to that. It's funnier than .com.
HMM. DO YOu HAVE CHANGE FOR A HuNDRED? FLATTERY WILL GET YOu. FuCKING. EVERYWHERE. MY EMPTY HEADED. PRAISE PHRASING FRIEND.
HERE IS BUT A SMALL PURVIEW, OF WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE ME. KEEP HATING, HATERS. I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR DUMB ASSES, ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://PREVIEWS.123RF.COM/IMAGES/INSPIRESTOCK/INSPIRESTOCK1402/INSPIRESTOCK140223529/26391520-MAN-WITH-A-LOT-OF-MONEY.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/29/DE/B5/29DEB59AE7F75F753CD7DD345D87903E.JPG HTTPS://MEDIA.NBCNEWYORK.COM/2023/12/GETTYIMAGES-1524115540-1.JPG?QUALITY=85&STRIP=ALL&RESIZE=1200%2C675
hi everybody! not much to say other than that :p
AT LEAST ONE MORE. CATCH.
grØunded. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled4_20260324152755.png
i have decided that being verified is lame. evidence? crØwbar is verified.
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/imagee2aa00d7f25f1366.png GuESS FuCKING WHO. HINT. IT IS ME. #GORE #IS NO REASON NOT TO CLICK #GOOD NEAR HALF TO DEATH ON THIS #FOR YOuR FUCKING LIFE EVEN #YOu TWERPASS FuCKING GOONS
what do you mean people are getting verification badges
I did end up doing dhe candy red lipsdick. hddps://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/cherry%20red%20lip.png
choosing to believe this is about the music genre. whistling IS back
I just absolutely demolished this sudoku. Took it into the back room and broke its bones one by one before putting it out of its misery. #gore
I respect insanity over passiveness if that’s what it takes.
sure thing, tiny. any time.
/\ /\ || || >•w•< (fbun fact!: you can fill your life with as much joy and whimsy as you like! all you have to do is whenever the person you're talking to is being mean you just stick your point stump in your hear ducts and go lalalalala i cant year youuu :3)
y0u're welc0me, guy i've never met wh0 types in all caps.
﹌ Hello voiϡ! I have been instructeϡ to yell! }(OuO){ ﹌
﹌ Oh ϡear... no- I. You know what. Biscuits, you are quite the creature. I wish you the best. ﹌
i am gØing tØ destrØy every scØtty dØg in the manØr. 0u0
WHAT. WHO. WHAT OTHER GUY.
Maybe i ought to get a roommate.
SIGHS. BITCHES AND WHORES, BLOWING UP MY DMS AS USUAL. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BAD ASS. #ALPHAMALE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1C8F6F800F4F.PNG
BEHOLD, WHORES. MY LATEST MASTER PIECE, IN A LONG LINE OF THEM. I CALL THIS ONE : WHAT IT WAS LIKE, THAT ONE TIME THAT I BIT MY OWN LEG OFF, AS TO GET MYSELF OUT OF A SHITTY SHACKLE THAT I WAS TRAPPED IN FROM BIRTH, BINDING ME TO MY ABOMINABLE, HORRIBLE BITCH SISTER. FEEL FREE TO SWOON AT THE SIGHT, OF MY AWESOME ACTION. MY BAD ASSERY. THE LIGHTING. THE BLOOD. THE REALISM. THIS IS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! ONE DAY. IF YOU BITE YOUR OWN LEG OFF. YOU TOO, MAY ALSO ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS. AND TO ALL HATERS : FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0CD24F61967B.PNG
Actually, tormenting slick is making things a bit better.
Attempts to blend in with the common rabble are getting mixed results. I need to commit harder, like I did earlier.
I presume the smell of burning would do it.
I so respect the need for mass buggy transport. Every so often I like to honour that institution by riding alongside my lowblooded comrades in my own separate scuttlebuggy. That way I can uplift public goods while not taking more than I need to. ♧ It's what a good ally would do. ♧