#manorupdates
Who was the last person on basement lock-checking duty? #manorupdates #highpriority
New scratch marks in the foyer. Nothing to worry about. #manorupdates
Rugs on third floor being replaced after several #kittybitch accidents. Watch your step. Don't make more work for @carbolicGalvanologist. #manorupdates Edit: #kittybitch incidents. She's allowed to perform horrendous maulings, under pain of face-losing. Lord's orders.
Choreboard update. Solids and stripes are swapping responsibilities for a shake. No more complaining about lightbulb flickering. You know who you are. #manorupdates
Blood trail up the north wing counter-clockwise staircase. Who got shot? #manorupdates #priority
Minor scorching in west kitchen. Crisis averted after roughly three Matchsticks. #manorupdates #lowpriority
Squeaky hinge on the west side door of Grey Office. #manorupdates #lowpriority
Toilets backed up from floor three to six. Another night, another problem. Do not flush anything for the next forty-five minutes. #manorupdates #priority