Biscuits
@imBiscuits
IM JUST BISCUITS!!!! HE/HIM!
GUYS JUST TERRIBLE NEWS IVE BEEN INFORMED IM COLORBLIND :(
We will not be using the horrors then. Do you want your colorblindness cured Mr.Biscuit?
I DONT KNOW MAYBE I CAN SEE MY TEXT AND HAT JUST FINE THOUGH WHICH ARE ORANGE BUT APPARENTLY MY WHOLE HOUSE IS ORANGE BUT IT LOOKS GREEN TO ME!
It's selective Mr.Biscuit. There is no reason to be scared of it. Few little tweaks and you'll be seeing your house in orange =)
Siiiiigh. It is not scary. I promise you that =) Would it help if I gave you food too?
... That will do =) Will you let me help you with your issue if I get one.
ORANGE IS A PRETTY GOOD COLOR WHY ISNT FELT MANOR ORANGE?
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
WHERE AM I ON THIS GRAPH?
AT MY SIDE? WHEREVER I PuNT YOu. AND OFF DOING NON-CORPORATE RELATED IMPORTANT SHIT. YOu ARE WAGE GRADE. THIS IS FOR SALARIED SORTS. DIFFERENT TAX IMPLICATIONS AND LESS FLEXIBLE HOuRS.
YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING A MESS IN THE MANOR. SO IN LIEU OF APPEARING ON THE BEAUTIFUL. IMMACULATELY CRAFTED. PUBLIC FACING. EXECUTIVE LEVEL BUSINESS BITCH CHART. FEEL FREE TO CLOSE YOUR EYES. AND IMAGINE YOURSELF OUTSIDE. IN THE BARKBEASTHIVE. WHERE YOU CANNOT GET CRUMBS AND MUD AND RUBBLE ALL OVER THE CARPETS.
THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION SOMEHOW I HAVE BECOME VERIFIED! THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT!
IM BISCUITS DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS?
holy shit biscuits its good to see you online
I AM ALWAYS AROUND EXCEPT FOR WHEN IM ASLEEP IF YOU NEED ME YOU CAN ALWAYS @ ME! I WILL RESPOND AS SOON AS I SEE IT FOR #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
thanks ill keep that in mind forever
B33 < vague memories... B33 < a drip with tips... B33 < to bake B33 < purrchance to dream of an extra to a dozen... B33 < are these meowmories of you?
YEAH THATS ME I LOVE #DRIPTIPS I JUST HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH CRIME THINGS!
IM GREEN!
>>| welcome back, biscuits. long time no see you here .on chittr.
I AM HERE AND AROUND YOU CAN ALWAYS @ ME AND I WILL PICK UP THE PHONE FOR #DRIPTIPNATION
I am purple