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y(o)u can (o)nly j(o)rk IT S(o) much.
Im STrITcTly an 3y3 f(o)r an 3y3 kInDa guy: y(o)u'r3 ruD3 T(o) m3, I'm ruD3 back. I D(o)n'T car3 ab(o)uT uph(o)lDIng ShIT (o)nlIn3. If y(o)u'r3 a bITch I'm a bITch back. I am n(o)T (o)blIg3D T(o) b3 nIc3 T(o) y(o)u juST b3cauS3. A l(o)T (o)f y(o)u g3T S(o) SurprIS3D by m3 b3Ing ruD3 Wh3n y(o)u c(o)m3 InT(o) Th3 c(o)nv3rSaTI(o)n, ruD3. My kInDn3SS IS fInIT3; y(o)u WIll g3T IT If y(o)u ar3 nIc3.
karkat got me watching this bum ass aquatic snail and so far its just consumed everything in its path
#fighTnighT more like #lamenighT i wanna see some bloodshed, y'all jusT over here slappin and grabbin each oTher like a buncha grubs
#sheetmusicmeme #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e1e60449953.png
very, very appealin'!
Wvell fuck you too. #vwagueposting
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⚡️ Gutterscar character profile! ⚡️ CW: #substances (he drinks, smokes, and injests just about anything). #violence (a trained hunter and assassin). #nsfw (former? sex worker, and has a pretty casual relationship with sex.) ⚡️ Alternian royalty, was raised in luxury. ⚡️ Went to military school, trained as an Orphaner and raised to Imperial Naval Captain. ⚡️ Got into some trouble with the regime… he doesn’t like to discuss the details. ⚡️ HIC put a price on his head and he set out into the multiverse to escape. ⚡️ Quickly burned through what little money he still had access to. ⚡️ No planet, no money, no shelter, no friends; he kept to the dark back alleys of any place he landed. ⚡️ Realized he could get most of what he needed in exchange for sexual favors, and took that up as his main occupation. This numbed his desire for labels/quads, but he still defaults to sex as a useful means to an end. ⚡️ Recently crash-landed in an Earth bubble and was given a proper place to stay; now he’s getting back on his feet. ⚡️Much humbled and mellowed, but with physical and mental scars from the Empire. Pathetically still carries a torch for his Empress, and is obsessed with Fuchsias. Has also become fascinated with humans, perhaps fetishistically so. ⚡️ TLDR: He’s genuinely trying to create a “normal” life for himself. But it’s going to take a lot of adjusting, and a lot of self-medicating.