WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ERIDANWEEK.
a relligious rituall event
LUCKILY IT'S OVER, BUT APPARENTLY THEY CRUCIFIED ERIDAN. NOT THAT THAT WAS BAD, BUT IT WASNT REALLY NESCESSARY...
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 'COMMANDER' VANTAS?! OH HELL NO, IF THIS IS IN MY FUTURE YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!
I HOPE YOU LIKE WAR! YOU HAVE TO GO AGAINST FRIENDS AND FRIENDS' FAMILY! ITS ONLY MODERATELY TRAUMATIZING,
HAHAHA HELL THE FUCK NO, DUDE. IF YOU STARTED BEEF WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND OUR POINT OF VIEW THEN YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT A FUTURE ME POSSIBLY COULD BE.
UHM, FUCK YOU! NO, I DIDN'T START IT! JANE WANTED TO BE A FUCKING FASCIST DICTATOR AND CONTROL HOW TROLLS REPRODUCE, SO NATURALLY ME AND DAVE SAID HELL NO AND IT ALL ESCALATED FROM THERE.
WHAT???????????? SHE'S A PASTRY CHEF WHO WAS MIND CONTROLLED FOR A WHILE WHAT THE FUCK. ACTUALLY ON SECOND REFLECTION I CAN SOMEHOW SEE IT.
IT WAS BASICALLY A WHOLE FUCKING.. WEEK OF EVENTS THAT HAPPENED, I WAS THERE FOR SOME OF IT, SURPRISINGLY IT WAS NOT THAT HORRIBLE UNTILL THE FINAL DAY. NIGHT 4 AND 5 WERE THE BEST.