♠ hated by @innovativeSavant
LET ME CLARIFY A RECENT COMMENT MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT. SATURN INTERSTELLAR ABSOLUTELY TAKES MENTAL HEALTH OF ITS EMPLOYEES ⌁ERY SERIOUSLY. SO SERIOUSLY IN FACT, THAT ⌁E ARE HONORING SELF-CARE AND BETTERMENT TODAY THROUGH BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT. (FORMER) EMPLOYEES STICKING THEIR HEADS INTO MAIL SORTING MACHINES AND ⌁AITING FOR THE CLICK IS NOT IN FACT "FUNNY" OR "NO BIG DEAL" NO MATTER HO⌁ MUCH YOU OR I MIGHT THINK AT FIRST ⌁O⌁, THAT TROLL GREG BETTER GET A GRIP IF HE THINKS STICKING HIS HEAD IN THE BIG SLICE AND DICER IS GONNA EARN HIM ANY HAND OUTS. BUT NO, THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE YOU AND I BUILT. ⌁E DON'T LAUGH AT TROLL GREG ANYMORE. ⌁E SAY HEY BUDDY. HEY. I SEE YOU. DON'T BE SAD, IT'S BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT, I AM A⌁ARE OF YOUR BROKEN PAN, LET'S CELEBRATE HO⌁ MUCH YOU CAN'T KEEP UP ⌁ITH PRETTY NORMAL DEMANDS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY OR SOMETHING AND HO⌁ FUCKED UP THAT IS. ⌁HY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? HA⌁E A FLA⌁OR DISK PARTY AT MIDNIGHT FOR YOUR ⌁HOLE DEPARTMENT AS CONSOLATION FOR YOUR MEDIOCRE OUTPUT BECAUSE OF YOUR INNATE SHORTCOMINGS AS A PERSON. THERE ⌁ILL BE INEBRIATING SUBSTANCES TOO. GO TEAM. #C⌁-SUICIDE #C⌁-MENTALHEALTH #C⌁-BROKENPANS #MORE⌁AYSTHANONEACTUALLYHAHA #SERIOUS ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
✧˗ˏˋREV U𝐏 THE GEIGER COUNTER☢️☢️☢️ BECAUSE IM COMING HOME WITH THAT "KELDAM GLOW"😎😎😎ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋ𝐏apa ain't raise no BEEYATCH, WHAM👊 BAM✋, THANK YOU👌, MA'AM💃 I've bitten it out 😁😁😁✦ 𝐏roblem solved-o! Nothing a little swishing under the sink won't fix! #Never𝐏ussyOutˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋIn the Biz, they say you gotta crack a few 🥚eggs🥚 to make a real good omelette🥚🍳✦ NEWS FLASH, BREAKING EGG MOMENT📢📢📢✦ There's a screw in my handˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋ😏Mad you haven't GOTTEN😏😏 a taste🫦 of the 𝐏ristine 𝐏ie🥧🥧🥧🥧✦ Infern you want me so bad it makes you look even DUMBER than what I know you're capable of being, CONSIDER ME CONTINOUSLY IM𝐏RESSED 👍👍👍😆😆😆 DES𝐏ISE you, Shmookie 😚😚😚😚ˎˊ˗✦
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა I'm actually very good! Ი𐑼
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა I do that though! ૮꒰⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝꒱ა I'm not just a passive hole unless they make me #nsfw Ი𐑼
More getting me culled. Anyway it's a joke, dude chill out.
Gorgle, what's this man's search history.
✧˗ˏˋ1 MERGER IS CHODE✦ 🌭SAUSAGE🌭✦ COM𝐏ARED TO THE VENTURISTIC ECONOMIC 𝐏ULLS IM 𝐏ULLING, YOU DERANGED STUM𝐏✦ THEY SHOULD FLOG YOU FOR YOUR SORRY EXCUSE OF 𝐏ROFIT MARGINS✦ #LOOKU𝐏THISMANSCHODESTOCKSˎˊ˗✦

