Haunch Herrin

@investigativeDetective

GOT A DISLOYAL QUAD? A PERSON GONE MISSING? AN UNSOLVED MURDER? GET THAT CASE ON MY DESK, AND I'LL SOLVE IT! 🔎 He/Him and my DMs... are open. 🔎 If you have a case... I'll take it on, bub.

Blood: TealAge: 39 years18 sweepsKult Score: 278Kull Score: 28710 followers 5 following

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@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Another case... solved. 🔎 As I've said before... a short break. 🔎 I'll be having a bourbon... on the rocks. 🔎 While I round out... filling out my case file.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@unfathomableTracker[UT]

I need help ⊖n *A *C*Ase ple*Ase.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @unfathomableTracker[UT]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Oh it's... you. 🔎 Sigh.

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

Dark-Type

This user is not limited by sunrise or sundown.

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A user of established repute

@tinyasfuckDotcom[TD]

ᴰᵒ ʷᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵇˡᵘᵉᵇᵉʳʳᶦᵉˢ

Kult: +30

Kull: +5

Total: 35

Ratio: 6.00

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Reading this one... using my loupe. 🔎 Yes.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@lunarLupine[LL]

Arrrright how th' fuck do ya deal with a ghost?

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 I believe they're busted... usually.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 You'd be surprised... how many people don't know they're being watched. 🔎 Take this as a warning... take a quick look. 🔎 See a shifty looking guy... trying not to make eye contact? 🔎 That's the one... Not that I look shifty.

Kult: +45

Kull: +50

Total: 95

Ratio: 0.90

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

@catatonicTranscendant[CT]

{[ EVERYONE does this. This is 6ecause at least 80% OF ALL TROLLS are made of CLAY, and are actually SPIES FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!!! ]}√

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @catatonicTranscendant[CT]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Why would they be clay? 🔎 Regular spies... would be more effective?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @investigativeDetective[ID]

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

@catatonicTranscendant[CT]

{[ Because the Alternia we are living on is NOT THE FIRST ALTERNIA. There was a GREAT TRAGEDY OF SOME KIND, and trollkind had to 6e REMADE FROM SCRATCH!!!!!! The ORIGINAL Alternia is what 6ecame the GREEN MOON!!!!!! ]}√

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

↩ @catatonicTranscendant[CT]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 And do you... have absolutely any proof of that?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @investigativeDetective[ID]

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

@catatonicTranscendant[CT]

{[ I DO 6ut it's a very old photo and KIND OF BLURRY. It is one of the many TRUTHS I have found in the SECRET TUNNELS UNDER EVERY MAJOR GOVERNMENT BUILDING. ]}√

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @catatonicTranscendant[CT]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Most of those... aren't even secret. 🔎 They're usually emergency bunkers... or storm shelters.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @catatonicTranscendant[CT]

ダマラ・メギド

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A user of established repute

Beforian

Those who came before us.

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

@climaxJump[CJ]

THE GREEN MOON WAS ACTUALLY. ORBITED IN FROM A SGRUB SESSION. THE ORIGINAL ALTERNIA. "BEFORUS" AS IT WAS CALLED. WAS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROYED. AND THANK FUCK FOR THAT. IT SUCKED ABSOLUTE ASS.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @climaxJump[CJ]

Verified

A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

@catatonicTranscendant[CT]

{[ What the FUCK is SGRUB. ]}√

↩ @catatonicTranscendant[CT]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Trust me... you don't even want to start with that.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

For one (1) whacky fun buck, I'll say some insane bullshit to you.

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 You know what... take two, pal.

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 I'm sure everyone... and their lusus has heard this one. 🔎 But I like it a lot... so. 🔎 When you eliminate the impossible... 🔎 Whatever remains... no matter how improbable... ‼️ Must be the truth!

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

@pseudoAnthium[PA]

༻𐫱༺ T𝒽at'ss a good quote🌻 {^v^} ༻𐫱༺

↩ @pseudoAnthium[PA]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Yes... it's one of my favorites. 🔎 Like a motto... I live by.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

@pseudoAnthium[PA]

༻𐫱༺ I 𝒽ope we are doing well in t𝒽e quiet 𝒽ourss🌻 ༻𐫱༺

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Feeling like I might doze off... any second. 🔎 But there's no rest... for the wicked.

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 As I'm eating... a little knowledge for you. 🔎 The best bite of a sandwich... is never the first one.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@lunarLupine[LL]

Yeah 's usually 'bout th' thirrd one.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @lunarLupine[LL]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 I can't help but feel... like you're missing the point, pal.

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 On a long... stakeout today. 🔎 For those concerned... yes, I do have food in my buggy. 🔎 Black coffee and... a sandwich for breakfast.

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

@mandatedDelegate[MD]

p§h. you pi§.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @mandatedDelegate[MD]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Yeah... whatever that means. 🔎 You're welcome... or sorry that happened.

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Black coffee... for dinner.

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

@paradoxalCosmos[PC]

✦Uh..yum?✦

↩ @paradoxalCosmos[PC]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Very... yum. 🔎 Though probably not... recommended.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_amd_maybe_a_lil_smthn_smthn_extra?_🥺_smthn_substantial?_xx

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Maybe if I get... a little break in this case. 🔎 I'll pick up a... bagel, or something.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @investigativeDetective[ID]

Verified

A user of established repute

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_YIPPEE_BAGEL_TIEM_xx

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Yippee... Bagel time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @investigativeDetective[ID]

@paradoxalCosmos[PC]

✦..wϕrk been slϕw? Nϕt getting enϕugh uh..yknϕw✦

↩ @paradoxalCosmos[PC]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 The opposite... very, very busy. 🔎 Not much time for a... full meal.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_chowz_a_lil_pan_ached_2nite_LAWL_xx

Kult: +39

Kull: +15

Total: 54

Ratio: 2.60

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 Raw egg... 🔎 Troll Worcestershire sauce... 🔎 Vinegar... 🔎 Hot sauce... 🔎 Salt and... black pepper. 🔎 A hangover cure... for you. 🔎 Results... may vary.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @investigativeDetective[ID]

Verified

A user of established repute

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_THABT_SOUNDS_YUCKY_CHCHOW_WILL_TRY_IT_ACKSHUALLY_x)_YAY_xx

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 It is yucky... but sometimes helps.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@silentWanderer[SW]

lotta glub posting,,/lmfao

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 You're... quite astute, aren't you?

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A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

megid00med

has a clear and 0bvi0us type.

@gullibleColumnist[GC]

MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Soon... there will be a change.」

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@investigativeDetective[ID]

🔎 I would ask you to be... a little more specific. 🔎 But I'd think I'd... rather just see it play out.