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@itsmeLe

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COCK #NSFW

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
YOU'RE RED NOW.
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vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@chaoticLeader[CL]

and ball torture?

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YEAH BITCH

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@destinedKiller[DK]

...using the parody account for that is certainly something. not judging. #vagueposting #dashwatching #nsfw #incest? #nsfwe.justtobesafe

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I LITERALLY AM LORD ENGLISH THO

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@itsmeLe[IL]
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Puppymoded
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Yuri Official
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@destinedKiller[DK]

i can respect the commitment to the bit, calliope. but its a little odd.

I'M NOT CALLIOPE DUMBFUCK

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WHO WANTS MY BONEY DICK IN THEIR ASS #NSFW

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sounds rather unpleasant.

BUT COCKY WANT BOING BOING

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SHE LORD ON MY ENGLISH UNTIL I AWESOME

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This user has eaten from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@inspectorEquine[IE]

HOLY FUCK.

YO

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FORTNITE BATTLEPASS

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Patron
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nonbinary
love yourself
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Chittrclan
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < do you have the fortnite thanos skin

OF FUCKING COURSE

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
@turntTables[TT]

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LEGALLY THEY CAN'T STOP YOU

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I miss my wife Tails
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You know who else...?
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Apparently I'm a green lady

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THAT'S AWESOME

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WOULD YOU GUYS CONSIDER JACKING OFF TO BE A SPORT? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BUT I CONSIDER THAT SHIT TO BE A SPORT, OKAY? IF PEOPLE CAN SIT BACK AND LABEL GODDAMN GOLF WHICH IS THE BORINGEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WORLD, A GODDAMN SPORT—IF YOU CAN LABEL THAT SHIT AS A SPORT AND IF YOU CAN LABEL GODDAMN FISHING AS A SPORT, I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU CAN LABEL JACKING OFF A SPORT. #NSFW

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ ra-a-anked competitive gooning Ɏ

Death penalty.

YOU HATE ME CAUSE I'M RIGHT

THIS PERSON GETS IT

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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@vitalBrush[VB]

This was th' first thing I saw when I logged in... @_@

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@itsmeLe[IL]

I don't hate you. I'm strong enough to forgive and move on. But I also think you should get the death penalty as retribution.

@vitalBrush[VB]

GOOD

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CAN I JERK MY SHIT CLEAN OFF WHILE THEY EXECUTE ME #NSFW

@itsmeLe[IL]

No. I don't think so, anyway. You'd have to ask.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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@gallowsChamaleon[GC]

BOR3333D >:[

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YEAH ME TOO

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COCKY WANT BOING BOING #NSFW

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GROSS.

U WANNA SEX IT UP #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW

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@itsmeLe[IL]

YOU *SSSSSICKEN* ME. FALSE GREEN FUCKER.

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@packageHandler[PH]

legendary post

I'M REAL AS FUCK

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THANKS I KNOW

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@itsmeLe[IL]

YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLE. THE FAKEST. MOST INFERIOR VERSION OF ME.

I'M A TUMBLR SEXY MAN

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SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ARTICLE TALK LANGUAGE DOWNLOAD PDF WATCH VIEW SOURCE THIS ARTICLE IS PRIMARILY ABOUT HUMANS. FOR OTHER ANIMALS, SEE ANIMAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR. FOR OTHER USES, SEE SEX (DISAMBIGUATION). "COPULATION" REDIRECTS HERE. FOR COPULATION AMONG OTHER ANIMALS, SEE COPULATION (ZOOLOGY). FOR THE BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, SEE PENILE–VAGINAL INTERCOURSE. SEX, MORE FORMALLY KNOWN AS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, COITUS, OR COPULATION, IS AN INTIMATE SOCIAL ACTIVITY TYPICALLY INVOLVING THE INSERTION OF THE ERECT MALE PENIS INSIDE THE FEMALE VAGINA AND FOLLOWED BY THRUSTING MOTIONS FOR EROTIC PLEASURE, BIOLOGICAL REPRODUCTION, OR BOTH.[1] THIS SPECIFIC TYPE OF SEX IS ALSO KNOWN AS VAGINAL INTERCOURSE (OR VAGINAL SEX).[2][3] HOWEVER, OTHER FORMS OF PENETRATIVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ALSO EXIST, INCLUDING ANAL SEX (PENETRATION OF THE ANUS BY THE PENIS), ORAL SEX (PENETRATION OF THE MOUTH BY THE PENIS OR ORAL CONTACT WITH OR PENETRATION OF THE FEMALE GENITALIA), FINGERING (SEXUAL PENETRATION BY THE FINGERS) AND PENETRATION BY USE OF A DILDO (ESPECIALLY A STRAP-ON DILDO), AND VIBRATORS.[4][5] THE DESIRE FOR THESE ACTIVITIES IS GROUNDED IN NATURAL HUMAN INSTINCT AND THEY INVOLVE PHYSICAL INTIMACY BETWEEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE, USUALLY ENACTED BY HUMANS SOLELY FOR PHYSICAL-EMOTIONAL PLEASURE, SOMETIMES CONTRIBUTING TO HUMAN BONDING.[4][6] SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION DEPICTED BY ÉDOUARD-HENRI AVRIL (1892), DEPICTING A MAN INSERTING HIS PENIS INTO WOMAN'S VAGINA THE MISSIONARY POSITION, PAINTED BY ÉDOUARD-HENRI AVRIL (1892), INSPIRED BY THE EROTIC SONNETS OF PIETRO ARETINO THERE ARE DIFFERENT VIEWS ON WHAT CONSTITUTES SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OR OTHER SEXUAL ACTIVITY, WHICH CAN IMPACT VIEWS OF SEXUAL HEALTH.[7] ALTHOUGH SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, PARTICULARLY THE TERM COITUS, GENERALLY DENOTES PENILE–VAGINAL PENETRATION AND THE POSSIBILITY OF CREATING OFFSPRING,[1] IT ALSO COMMONLY DENOTES PENETRATIVE ORAL SEX AND PENILE–ANAL SEX, ESPECIALLY THE LATTER.[4][8] IT USUALLY ENCOMPASSES ANY SEXUAL PENETRATION (A TERM ESPECIALLY COMMON IN STATUTORY LAW), WHILE NON-PENETRATIVE SEX HAS BEEN LABELED OUTERCOURSE,[9] BUT NON-PENETRATIVE SEX MAY ALSO BE CONSIDERED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE BY SOME PEOPLE OR IN SOME LESS-COMMON DEFINITIONS.[4][10][7] BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN BE AT RISK OF CONTRACTING SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS DURING THESE ACTIVITIES, SAFER SEX PRACTICES ARE RECOMMENDED BY HEALTH PROFESSIONALS TO REDUCE TRANSMISSION RISK.[11][12] VARIOUS JURISDICTIONS PLACE RESTRICTIONS ON CERTAIN SEXUAL ACTS, SUCH AS ADULTERY, INCEST, SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH MINORS, PROSTITUTION, RAPE, ZOOPHILIA, SODOMY, PREMARITAL SEX AND EXTRAMARITAL SEX. RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ALSO PLAY A ROLE IN PERSONAL DECISIONS ABOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OR OTHER SEXUAL ACTIVITY, SUCH AS DECISIONS ABOUT VIRGINITY,[13][14] OR LEGAL AND PUBLIC POLICY MATTERS. RELIGIOUS VIEWS ON SEXUALITY VARY SIGNIFICANTLY BETWEEN DIFFERENT RELIGIONS AND SECTS OF THE SAME RELIGION, THOUGH THERE ARE COMMON THEMES, SUCH AS PROHIBITION OF ADULTERY. REPRODUCTIVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE BETWEEN NON-HUMAN ANIMALS IS MORE OFTEN CALLED COPULATION, AND SPERM MAY BE INTRODUCED INTO THE FEMALE'S REPRODUCTIVE TRACT IN NON-VAGINAL WAYS AMONG THE ANIMALS, SUCH AS BY CLOACAL COPULATION. FOR MOST NON-HUMAN MAMMALS, MATING AND COPULATION OCCUR AT THE POINT OF ESTRUS (THE MOST FERTILE PERIOD OF TIME IN THE FEMALE'S REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE), WHICH INCREASES THE CHANCES OF SUCCESSFUL IMPREGNATION.[15][16] HOWEVER, BONOBOS, DOLPHINS AND CHIMPANZEES ARE KNOWN TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE FEMALE IS IN ESTRUS, AND TO ENGAGE IN SEX ACTS WITH SAME-SEX PARTNERS.[17] LIKE HUMANS ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY PRIMARILY FOR PLEASURE, THIS BEHAVIOR IN THESE ANIMALS IS ALSO PRESUMED TO BE FOR PLEASURE, AND A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR TO STRENGTHENING THEIR SOCIAL BONDS.[18] #NSFW

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Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

ok man

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@abstrusifiedTurmoil[AT]

STOP STOPSTOPATOP NOT REELNESS FAKE

I'M AUTHENTIC

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@karmaDagger[KD]

WELCOME TO WIKIPEDIA, THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA THAT ANYONE CAN EDIT. 262,745 ACTIVE EDITORS 7,241,142 ARTICLES IN ENGLISH

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