Karkat Vantas
@kineticVortex
THEY WANT ME TO MODEL SWIMWEAR. I DON’T THINK ANYONE IS GOING TO LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND GO ‘I’M A SQUISHY HUMAN PERSON AND I WOULD BUY THAT.’
... Hello.
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I’VE SEEN YOU IN MY NOTIFICATIONS, I FIGURED THAT I WOULD ‘ACKNOWLEDGE YOU’.
HAD TO GO TO ANOTHER SUIT FITTING. IT SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE.
OH? THAT’S GOOD. IT WASN’T REALLY A CONCERN ON THE LIST ON MY THINK PAN BUT GOOD TO KNOW THAT A MEOWBEAST DOES NOT WANT TO FUCKING CONSUME ME. SHE’S A REAL CUTIE.
no it would i have nearly slaughtered them but they are nice and treat me goof and hug me
SOON THE ONLY THING I WILL BE DOING IS STAYING HIVE, WATCH MOVIES AND DRINK SOME GOOD FUCKING WINE. NO ONE IS GOING TO INTERRUPT OR THEY WILL PAY A HEFTY PRICE.
IF I PRETEND HE DIDN’T SEE THAT, I CAN LIVE IN A FALSE SENSE OF IGNORANCE FOREVER. COCOONED IN LIES AND DECEPTION. THAT’S HOW YOU SOUNDED BY THE FUCKING WAY.
#ugh!
THINK I MIGHT GO FOR A JOG, MAKE USE OF ALL THIS ENERGY. I HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMORROW.
I AM JUST GOING TO SAY IT, THIS CIRCUIT FUCKING SUCKS. LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS RACE BEING OVER.
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A FIRST POST SINCE NO ONE *IMPORTANT* IS GOING TO FUCKING SEE IT.
kneel before the lord of wreath and blah blah bah i cant fake the being evil thing. there are definitely important people online right now though.
I’LL PUT IT LIKE THIS I DON’T CARE IF *YOU* JUDGE THIS POST BUT THERE WOULD BE OTHERS THAT I WOULDN’T WANT SEEING IT.
and yet here my bulbs are a-gandering all over this shit
WELL I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GANDERING AT BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING HERE.
I should make the introduction when not that many people are prowling lolol. I don’t do any nsfw rps (mostly just close friends), there will probably be nsfw art and nsfw comments and chits. Feel free to flirt if you wish but his pretty selective. ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) Karkat Vantas. Formula One Driver, formerly an extremely talented Personal Trainer. It was a side job that he ended up quitting to focus on racing. His driving style can be described as : aggressive, defensive and fuelled entirely by spite. Not entirely sure about this whole chittr thing, he joined with a strong sense of reluctance given who some of the others that use this site are. Refsheet in the comments so I can hide the link properly lmfaooo.
