Wren Labeau
@lawlessLazarus
she/her || we're playing chicken with your chaos but the chaos kinda hates us so...
goooooood morning chittr!! how has everyone's day been so far??
doing great, love your hair by the way!!
very well indeed, dear one. i woke in good spirits. what of you? (:^
i woke up feeling really good!! i even managed to stick to my exercise routine today :D
an extremely impressive array of accomplishments. i'm very happy to hear about your successes, dear one. what does your exercise routine consist of? perhaps you could share a pointer with me, or two.
i mean my main focus is cardio, so i try to at least get a morning jog in! even if you can't do much at first it really has a lot of benefits. and better yet, you can jog almost anywhere, making it suuuuuper versatile!
how motivating! thank you for sharing this with me, dear one. i may endeavor to attempt an evening jog if the benefits are so clear.
okay okay okay. it's really late in the night soooo... any horror movies to watch?
V Are you fAmiliAr with the SAW Anthology? i highly recommend it. V
try any home alone past 2, theyre so bad its scary
the smurfs, stuff was h0rrifying cant imagine being a smurf (⌐□_□)
bruh th3 3vil d3ad
man i hope it doesn't rain tomorrow, a girl needs to keep up her exercise!!!
woah did something big happen??? or did my internet just die lol
pancakes for dinner is not a new concept, but it sure is a tasty one!!
rrrrrresults are in! the best way to the heart is through either the chitin or the ribcage depending on your opponent! every day i learn something more!!
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ I never understand why people go for the heart when the throat is right there σ(・～・ヾ)
remember, the best way to get to someone's heart is through the stomach!!
Wrong. Gap in the chitin between the chest and stomach plates. Ego sum ira Domini.
UNRRIGHTEOUS FALSEHOODS. THE BEST WAY TO THE BLOODPUSHERR. IT IS THRROUGH BONE CAGE OF THE CHEST. BETWEEN THE SECOND AND SIXTH RRIB. BEHIND THE MIDDLE SUPPORRTING BONE. LEARRN FRROM THIS AND DO BETTERR. #GORRE (?)
ya, like... the way 2 da pumper, but like,, romantically u know, like how 2 get sum1 2 like u x)
~a harpoon to the chest vvorks better i think
Oh I see, my apologies to the original poster then. Ego sum ira Domini.
brotha, they mean in a metaphorical romantical sense xP liek,,, thru da tummy with delish foods n shit
mannnn swiss roll cakes are so good....
they're these little chocolate cakes rolled up with icing inside! soooo good
yes of course!!! i keep well stocked on sweets just for this occasion!! :0
well i guess i'll go back to baseball then... and throwing rocks. and zombie movies. lol!!
233m2 lik3 a kick a22 id3a to m3
so like. how does one try out for arena stickball? are humans allowed?? did i ask that before orrr
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i got some paracord while i was out!!! #crafting #weaving
y'all i am sooo running low on snacks. need to go to the store soon :(
oh man the weekend is almost here isn't it?? any plans??
自 | Complete my diabolical machinationssss. #evilchit
wait what do you mean there's a lion outbreak
finding a good sporting goods store around here is like a needle in a haystack. maybe I really should stick to slinging stones...
Oh my flush human dOes spOrts / can ask h/m! what spOrts dO yOu l/ke :0
im a really big fan of baseball!! or i guess arena stickball? I also loooove competitive slinging. like david and Goliath type slinging. ohhh man so many things
only you would be on your fucking chittr while theres a murderous cat outbreak.
yeah i did a lot of baseball and still do lone batting shit every now and then. dicks sporting goods has decent stuff. only online though.
researching arena stickball. anything a new fan should know??
mannn i demolished almost a whole thing of cosmic brownies and am suffering for it the day after... :(
good morning chittr crew!! time to read you like the daily news!!
ohhh man i could devour some prepackaged pastries right now...
i wanna try arena stickball now... oh and a buuuuunch of other sports!! the possibilities are endless!!!
Yøu'rre human, rright? Prrøbably have tø be a prrøwlerr ørr brrawlerr then. Møst øf the øtherr pøsitiøns need søme psiønics tø rreally be gøød.