Gummih Skiper
@lethargicOceanographer
On my Second Sweep of School to become a Marine Biologist. I play lusus crossing, my favourite one is Lusus-Ankha. BL connisseur, Trolltendo Gamer, NO I DONT DEFEND POKELUSII! THE LAST GAME WAS BAD
⬩➤ i did not know that those could get that big #Surprised Eels are fascinnnating animals...⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⬩➤ Guys,,, i have a terminal illness. i must, see trolls wearing maid dresses to, become less sick. this is irrelevanntt to that fuckass cat i posted.⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
(he(k out the #maiddressmonda7 tag
⬩➤ https://file.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Raymond.png I just got this guy on my island, does anyone want him i do NOT like him.⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
You're lucky that this isn't the year the game came out.
Oh, let me tell you. 6 years (about 3 sweeps) ago, people were fighting WARS just to have this cat on their island. I remember people were offering upwards of about TWENTY MILLION BELLS just to recieve this cat.
They put this man in a maid dress the microsecond he was on their island back in the day.
holy shit please dont give me war flash backs of this damn guy
⬩➤ hm... i think i got another one. Call me a Docking beam, cuz i wouldn't mind if you tied me up #suggestive That one good? i think that one good.⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⬩➤ No it wouldn't work. Docking beams aren't tied up. THey're hooked up for supporting a boat in staying docked. Damn it...⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⬩➤ Lemme try,,, Dude are you an Eel? because you're slimy, and kkinda cute, heh, am i doing this right?⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Points for effort, but execution needs work.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
⬩➤ WHAT? but Being slimy is awesome,,, It saves you from predators as the slime aids against being grabbed and makes it easier to slide between rocks... I would like to be slimy!!⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
xx_EELZ_R_SO_KYOOT_UR_RITE_AND_YUO_SHOULD_SAY_IT_xx
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐And that is an endearing quirk you have, but to most trolls, being called slimy implies that they are unclean or unpleasant to the touch, perhaps even shady and guilty of criminal behavior.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
⬩➤ is it so hard to get a guy with cool shades to look at me??? am i ugly???⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
I'm a guy with cool shades, and no, you aren't ugly.
⬩➤ Ugh i wish my school my school had a cool Sailor uniform. not to lookkk like anime, but so i could lookk closer to being a salior.⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⬩➤ oh yeah, i haven't introduced myself yet. HI! i am Gummih Skiper, Is nice to meet you. https://file.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Gummih1.png (Art by @Xonn on BSKY)⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⬩➤ OK, IF YOU HAVE SEEN ME ON THE NEWS BEFORE NO YOU HAVENT. I AM *NOT* THE GIRL THAT WENT TO THE FISH MARKET AND BOUGHT SEVENTEEN EELS AS PETS. SHUT UP⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⬩➤ Gheh, Someone called me a foid and a chudette on a forum today. What do you think they meant by that???⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
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OH, SO YOU'RE 4N INCEL TOO???? THIS EXPL4INS *EVERYTHING*. C4N'T GET 4NY BITCHES, SO YOU H4VE TO RESORT TO DEEPTHRO4TING YOUR EMPRESS' BULGE INSTE4D.