Iphigenia Zahhak
@loftyHerald
GODSTUCK AU - Greek Mythology Goddess of Flame, Thunder, Clouds, and Dance She/They
0x0 < What's the point of my timeline shenanigans if I can't bully my parents
0u0 < Hey dad, I can give you a test run of teenage scorn
8=l < No 8=l < Come back in 13 years 8=l < Goodbye
0x0 < Does anyone else like icebreaker games 0x0 < Me either 0u0 < Let's play two truths and one lie and you guess what the lie is 0u0 < I'll start 0w0 < 1. I can walk on clouds 0w0 < 2. I am short and stubby 0w0 < 3. I'm not a troll or a human
1: I got stabbed to death 2: six of my fingernails are painted blue, four are painted green 3: I know two, technically three instruments #cw-death
0u0 < I think 2 is the lie because who paints their nails like that
0x0 < I wanna talk kinks but I don't want dad to see
i doOnt knoOw whats moOre embarassing. poOppa seeing kink talk, oOr siblings seeing kink talk.
030 < Mom is so cute... #dashwatching
0u0 < Extends my leggy like, so far
0x0 < Dad might freak out if he learns how tall I get 0x0 < But I'm eight foot two!
8=l < Are my fxdging ceilings high enough for you
0u0 < Yes don't worry, my horns don't even scrape the ceilings! I do have to duck doorways though...
0x0 < Garsh
0x0 < Have I showed anyone what I look like as a troll 0u0 < I'm gonna https://i.postimg.cc/j5ntpHsG/image.png
eeee!!! baby coOusin yoOure soOoOoOoO cuuuteee!!!
,0x0, < No one wanted to fight me last night and I'm sad about it
0u0 < I want to fight someone 0u0 < I'll put up my little fisticuffs and everything 0u0 < I may not be bulky like dad but I'm STRO N G
0x0 < I wanna cause problems on purpose
[Photo posted! Mirror selfie, shirt held up in her teeth. Her skin is kissed brown with scales visible on the edges. Her belly is showing, but she's got a cute bra with cherries and diamonds printed over it. No bare titties for the timeline.] #ShirtlessSaturday
0x0 < Three trolls are pale for you btw, not two 0x0 < You have so much mess to pick up you ran out of hands
8=l < Let me live my future as it comes please, Iphie 8=l < I do not wish to have it read to me like a book
noOt everyoOne appreciates spoOilers, coOusin.
0x0 < Dad is going through it
0u0 < Should I do an animal pun quirk like my dad does? He does horses. If I did one it'd be bunnies maybe... guess I better "hop" to it and think of something! Hehe.
0u0 < For real though 0x0 < I'm twenty one and I'm not in love!!!!! >n< > It's a crime!!!!! 0n0 < I blame my dad
8=l < Why are you blaming me for your inability to romance others 8=l < I have five love interests do I not teach you to get good
Sooo.. have you dabbled in polyamory my dear fellow stranger in the 'net?
0u0 < Sort of! My family is a whole polycule but I haven't dated like that myself 0n0 < I had a boyfriend in highschool but he didn't take it well when he found my tail... 0x0 < Humans are so tempermental I wish this timeline had more trolls that WEREN'T ALSO ALL MY COUSINS
Sooo.. well. why dontcha just put yourself out there! Go make friends! Go to a nearby shop on a weekly basis! become a regular! make friends!!! go to a park and start a conversation with the person standing right next to you! a whole conversatioon can spark just from a compliment, really! . its fun. :o3
0u0 < Hmmmmmm!!!! You're right. 0x0 < Maybe I should make my human glamour cuter.
0n0 < I still have to wait another month to be born
at least yoOu had soOme say in yoOur time travel adjacent shenanigans, coOusin.
0u0 < I'm from the future! I connected to my dad's timeline trying to find the point I hatched but connected too soon and my app won't let me move my slider anymore so I have to wait the old fashioned way.
is what it is i guess, though there are a few time traveler's on here. maybe you could get one of their help
0u0 < Oh I can time travel fine, Auntie Odin says I'm not allowed to meet dad until I hatch because of time loop stuff. It's just a moooooonth
0u0 < I support all of the bronzes. I'm not a troll but you're my favorite color.
0u0 < I want to dance