Cypher Paralyxis
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Welcome to the circus.

Uhhh ooc rq but should I make like an ooc page given I have *checks profile* 8 fuckers on here.))

I have not been fisted. With all due respect, I don't want someone's fist up my ass. #nsfw
<My gui1ty p1easure game is finishing its 24H update t0day and the thing I'm m0st excited ab0ut is having m0re g0df0rsaken st0rage... Even th0ugh I sti11 have ~4K spaces 1eft right n0w> <#pri0rities I guess 1ma0>

((oh that might be why. my VPN decided that it was going to connect to fucking texas??? thank you so much))

[ there's lowkey a whole lot going on in #sicknastysunday it looks like an orgy LMAOOO i think i'm just gonna spectate instead ]
("Stop trying to get Trollbama's ass." HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I/ANY OF MY CHARACTERS EXIST. I swear, the fact that my non-Homestuck friend group have really clung to Trollbama being the spearhead of Chittr is sending me.) (Apologies if you see this, Mr. Trollbama/Trollbama's writer. I don't know why they're so fixated on you LOL.)
(The lyrics were funny when it was one person. Apologies to the 3 people I just had to block OOC so I could see other posts. :x)
(I think it says something that any time I'm not immediately reacting to something in a game with my friends— who don't engage in Homestuck or anything adjacent— they start telling me to "stop looking at Trollbama". Out of everything I've mentioned from here... Trollbama is what has stuck with them.)

// Would you guys believe Vessie is Doom-bound
(( dammit its covid))


