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Welcome to the circus.

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

Uhhh ooc rq but should I make like an ooc page given I have *checks profile* 8 fuckers on here.))

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Ratio: 2.00

(It is rather useful for directory purposes! It's ultimately to taste though lol.)

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@broStrider[BS]

I have not been fisted. With all due respect, I don't want someone's fist up my ass. #nsfw

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Ratio: 6.86

(I opened Chittr for the first time since napping and this is what I'm greeted with. LMAO. This goddamn site. /lh)

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<My gui1ty p1easure game is finishing its 24H update t0day and the thing I'm m0st excited ab0ut is having m0re g0df0rsaken st0rage... Even th0ugh I sti11 have ~4K spaces 1eft right n0w> <#pri0rities I guess 1ma0>

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(Appending to this, if anyone else here plays Palia and would perhaps like to play the new update together... Bats my eyelashes or whatever.)

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@packageHandler[PH]

((oh that might be why. my VPN decided that it was going to connect to fucking texas??? thank you so much))

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Ratio: 4.40

(Your VPN said "It's really time to get into yeehaw mode" LMAO. /silly)

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@exhibitionEnthusaist[EE]

[ there's lowkey a whole lot going on in #sicknastysunday it looks like an orgy LMAOOO i think i'm just gonna spectate instead ]

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Total: 31
Ratio: 3.43

(Yeah, it's a weekly orgy, like Sara mentioned lol. I'm thinking of doing a similar party but less of the sex and drugs myself at some point... Just a matter of deciding which muse would host it, really. No hate to the folks that like attending SNS, just not my cup of tea, etc. /nm /gen /etc)

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("Stop trying to get Trollbama's ass." HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I/ANY OF MY CHARACTERS EXIST. I swear, the fact that my non-Homestuck friend group have really clung to Trollbama being the spearhead of Chittr is sending me.) (Apologies if you see this, Mr. Trollbama/Trollbama's writer. I don't know why they're so fixated on you LOL.)

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@controversialMilk[CM]

(( Everyone is fixated on Trollbama, everyone wants Trollbama, this is just a fact of life. ))

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(This is also true.)

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@barackObama[BO]

((Spent way too long trying to decipher if this was positive or negative so I had to go on a journey. I think it's positive, so I'm going to respond like it is. If it's not: oopsies, sorry. Glad I'm bringing you and your friendgroup joy through Trollbama (i think lol)! I think it's very funny, so don't feel bad. If I didn't find amusement in it, I wouldn't continue interacting so much with everyone, trust me! You are always free to interact as much as you want, I'm glad you like him!))

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@barackObama[BO]

(IT IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE LMAO. I'm so sorry it wasn't clear. They think it's a riot and have a habit of ribbing me over being on Chittr when we're playing games together, and most of my comments have usually been about Trollbama because he makes me giggle (which they then hear... etc etc). They love the updates on what ever he's up to, or what other nonsense is going on. X) I will be continuing to update them accordingly, and may perhaps... One day, be brave enough to have a muse reach out lol.)

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(The lyrics were funny when it was one person. Apologies to the 3 people I just had to block OOC so I could see other posts. :x)

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@carcinoVantas[CV]

YEAH SORRY MY MATESPRIT WANTED TO BE INVOLVED. SONGS DONE NOW

(Lol it's all fun and games. I just felt like I was scrolling a mile to see what else was going on. /lh /nm)

(I think it says something that any time I'm not immediately reacting to something in a game with my friends— who don't engage in Homestuck or anything adjacent— they start telling me to "stop looking at Trollbama". Out of everything I've mentioned from here... Trollbama is what has stuck with them.)

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Ratio: 5.40

(Appending to this: That same group now wants updates when I mention Trollbama doing anything new LOL.)

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// Would you guys believe Vessie is Doom-bound

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(I am looking curiously. [Aagrez's mun here, if you're wondering who the hell this is. /lh])

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(( dammit its covid))

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(Feel better soon! :()

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