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... ... ... Good morning.
Nothing ist worse.
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FESTERING WRETCHED EVIL ASSHOLE.
No.
Like t his post to #help me #helpme
Guh.
... Official stadtement maybe. In light of yesterdasy evening's festrivities, this day of #eridanweek will bes our day of rest. #dayofrest
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All in all, it could have 8een worse. Some of the Trickster Frenzies I've seen were...w8, Troll 8runo Mars what?
IIIII HATE #EridoneWeek
I just realised the song I referenced is sixteen human years old. I cannot 8e seen for how outd8ted my pop references are, I must leave.
Troll 8runo Mars howled at the moon for the last time.
i SURE LOVE BEING, a COOL TOUGH MANLY, gUY, wHO IS COOL AND TOUGH, aND, mANLY,
I think the funniest thing is the NDA they made people sign. Like Real talk what was that suppose to do in this situation #eridanweek
Hey does anyone know where this Janes place is I think it be funny to rob her when she is busy being the fucking twisted tooth fairy or whatever the lolipop has done to her #eridanweek
Me, Jade and Equius should all laugh at these poor fools
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Should I go to #eridanweek / #iwantcandy
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
Welp going to be cant wait to see the fallout of this in the morning
I have the power to do the funniest thing and rechitt everyones message who went to #iwantcandy and #eridanweek last night
LOV-E YOU TOO GILL!!!!
And here we see a other victim in denial. Someone should make a novel on trickster logic.
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
I think I'm getting way too many joy watching them suffer. #eridanweek
its alright! and thanks im piling on the layers to try and make it better
why am i once again cold as fuck?
oh nevermind i think he was just waiting for me to look away so he could get in my hair again
my kid is staring at me and i cant help but feel like he is judging
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
im filing this under the bio weapon theory though so i am still partially right
this is somehow worse than the nuke
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
R-EC)(IT!!!!
Chitting From Under A Table… Please Send Help…
Despite myself, and my attempts to set reasonable expectations, I'm still disappointed in you all.
back from spacing out and- ohhhhhh my goodness nope nope nope
Im serious about the candy thing btw I will pay to have it stolen
Can't wait to hear how the bunker blows up or something
no offense tho i will NOT be touchin that thing >_<
sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
#eridanweek is spared until I find a way to ruin it without killing
i am going to go stare into the void of space for a bit
he with all serious asked if donkey kong was from transformers
*makes me question my sanity whatever
i love jack dearly as a friend but sometimes he questions my sanity
help jack is forcing me to watch… ugh beast wars…
yay!! :) (thats secret code for damn straight you better mister)
okay there is way too much cat activity going on here bleh barking to return balance to the universe
Honestly at this point its just upgrading at this point First it's people being killed on stage, then a bomb, then a ability that will probably ruin the whole planet #eridanweek
In all seriousness, if I Red Miles #eridanweek would anyone truly be sad?
Can't even have a sense of friendly rivalry without being put on blast, apparently.
so the nuke theory was right or?
THAT HAD HONESTLY NEVER CROSSED MY MIND TO DO.. I'LL BE BRINGING THIS UP TO HER AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY SCHEDULED DATE AT OUR LOCAL DENNYS FOR BREAKFAST. HER "DIABOLIC LAUGHTER" DID ENDEAR ME A CENTURY AGO AND MAYBE I'VE GROWN TOO COMPLACENT WITH IT SINCE.. AS A THANK YOU PLEASE EXPECT A DRONE AT YOUR ADDRESS IN THE COMING HOURS. (AND A DOORDASH GIFTCARD.)
I FEEL LIKE MY WIFE HAS BEEN PULLING AWAY FROM ME THESE LAST 70 YEARS.. COULD YOU SHAPE MY REALITY TO BRING HER BACK TO ME? IF THAT'S TOO BIG OF AN ASK COULD YOU MAKE IT SO THE DOORDASH PEOPLE STOP OPENING UP OUR MCDONALDS ORDERS AND EATING HALF THE FRIES BEFORE THEY GET TO US?
i am annoyingly cold for some reason despite it being in the 70s :/
its thoroughly search for my pages thursday
▼▼▼why the fuck do i always have to sacrifice enjoying my life for a system that never sacrificed anything for me▲▲▲
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
Let it be know there is a universe where one of the session rings has markiplier in it
Knife gun will always have a special place in my heart
For every reaction I receive, I will do nothing. This will be completely pointless and accomplish nothing for anybody except for a negligible increase to my interaction metrics.
Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.
I would throw food at you but I'm currently being held hostage.
sOMETIMES, wHEN i AM SCARED, mY FRIENDS OFFER ME, a tAVROS tREAT, iN EXCHANGE FOR, mY BRAVERY, aND IF i STILL DO NOT, gO, tHEY SAY, tHEY'LL GIVE ME TWO tAVROS tREATS, aND, bOY HOWDY, dOES THAT ALWAYS, dO THE TRICK,
TELL ME ABOUT #WITCHCRAFT. WHICH ONE?
so from what i am understanding this thing is just going to keep getting worse and worse until it reaches apocalyptic proportions should it reach the weeks end so how do you guys think its going to happen? someone nukes the place biological warfare or another world ending video game?
uuuuuugh john fucking glitter bombed me and its in my god damn fur >:(
oh no i care i just know getting in the middle of that is only going to cause me to become one of the casualties
its the simple things in life that can make me happy sometimes all a girl needs is a massive model of her favorite space shuttle boy :)
oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*
alas poor jack… he likely will not make it through the night
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates