hanekk jeiwim
@maximizedCarnage
hanekk. he/they. 10 sweeps. i’m somewhere out there. be afraid.
you know that meme "stupid manthing im fuckin ballin"? thats me. im the manthing.
i sprained my wing while i was playing outside. (8(
universal bassic income. you get a fish delivered to your home once per month.
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw
dont get your hopes up im a taken man. at least in all the quadrants i care about. well the one quadrant i care about.
just came out of surgery and still loopy off the anesthesia ama.
that is something people have said about me. little do they know my body is held together with tongue depressors and pipe cleaners.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! have you or anyone you know been misled by Olive Lawnring's false advertising for "Infinite Pasta"
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! well when my colleague and i ate there the pasta was not in fact infinite so i am going to sue them for false advertising and would appreciate more testimony to that effect. so no lol
aw man. I wanted infinite pasta for my lusus. hes old enough to be into that.
i fucking love marioo party. my bros thought i was gonna lose the whoooole game but then i got all the bonus stars. i could tell when they looked at me that they wanted my head on a pike. truly the ideal experience for this game. it aint game night if someone doesnt wanna start killing by the end.